She’s baaaaack!

Don’t call it a comeback. Okay…call it a comeback. Teh Lohan turned the big 2-O this week, and it appears she might finally be getting back to her old fighting weight (yay). Looks like she’s also decided to officially dump the “good girl” Disney image once and for all (not that it’s fit her for quite some time) and get her edge on in the latest issue of Brit GQ.

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Well, Ashlee Simpson may have declined to take it all off for a magazine…if only 6-month preggers Britney could’ve shown equal restraint.

The mind boggles at the sheer amount of Photoshop used to make Mrs. Federline look good in these shots…

UPDATE: Oh yeah, that’s right…fubar trumped bigtime media outlets like E Online and Reuters, who didn’t post this story until just this evening.

My favorite part was:

Unfortunately for Harper’s, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.

Ahem… “Various Websites” indeed. And more like Wednesday morning. Thank you, thank you very much. ^_^

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I certainly hope Zoo magazine continues to celebrate big sporting events with Keeley photoshoots.

I’m already visualizing the British Open spread… Topless Keeley assuming a proper stance over her teed-up ball, little plaid skirt hiked up just so. Keeley sprawled nude across an emerald green bentgrass putting surface. I think you get the idea…

Until then, enjoy this Wimbeldon-themed series. This time the naughtier shots are included in link form so as not to disappoint anyone’s fapping plans. ^_^

Topless Keeley 1
Topless Keeley 2
Topless Keeley 3
Topless Keeley 4
Topless Keeley 5 (mmmmm…strawberries & cream)

I know she’s popular around here (for some reason), so here are some pics of Amanda taken at some T-Mobile Sidekick event.

Oh, and one of Hilary Duff taken at the same event to show you how NOT to dress for success in Hollywood. I’ll grant Miss Bynes this much, at least she picked a pretty outfit, and looks well put-together.

WTDuff? Did someone tell you the newsboy cap and those shoes really brought that whole look together? And what’s up with the celebs and leggings? Can someone plz tell me? I think those were the height of fashion back when I was a toddler. They just look dumb under a dress. Fact.

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Oh, Hermione…not again!

You naughty girl!!

And quaffing Bud as well…come on, girlfriend. Don’t you live in jolly old England? I would think you could get your hands on some better beer.

I’d totally like to spend some quality drinking time around Emma’s friend in the brown dress. I bet the alcohol could bring out her “curious” tendencies… 😉

Difficult to follow Keeley, I realize…but perhaps some Sha-bear might be acceptable?

Oh…did I mention side boob was involved??

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With all the bickering over cup size going on in the comments of the Amanda Bynes post just below, I figured now might be a good time to offer up a recent photoshoot of a lovely lass who at the tender age of 18 was credited with the following (all-natural) measurements:

I’m sure everyone here has, at one point or another, asked themselves the important question: What would a soccer team look like if it were made up of ELEVEN Keeleys?

Gaze upon the magic that is digital photo editing…

FUN FACT: Keeley totaled her Mini Cooper back in February by running it into a lamp post. Even though the vehicle’s airbag failed to deploy properly, Miss Hazell walked away from the accident without a scratch… 😉

Well, well, well…looky at Miss Polly Prissypants attending the Cannes premiere of ‘Over The Hedge’ on Sunday.

Someone is most definitely NOT punk anymore. As though voice-acting a possum in an animated feature was ever confused with being punk…

No, Avril…you’re still not punk. :rolleyes:

ps. anyone else catch the size of the rock on her finger? 😮

So Xtina has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.

I promised somebody the hi res goodies when I found them, et voila!

Why, oh why, couldn’t Jewel celebrate the release of her new record in the same manner?

Boo.

EDIT: Someone asked if these photos were an homage to a shoot featuring Marilyn Monroe. Well, you be the judge…