No vid yet but here are some preview pics of the gossip girl getting wild.
Looks like the real deal.
From TMZ:
We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
Wat.
The fact that she’s aware that she’s a MILF makes this short doubly awesome.
Happy Mother’s Day!
I’m really amazed that this isn’t just a fake movie trailer like the ones you see in Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof).
This movie actually exists and is apparently coming out (on UK DVD) May 18th.
I should probably mention that it stars Ron Jeremy’s penis.
When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot, the ragtag band of eccentric heroes must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien menace which has literally possessed the casts largest member — Ron Jeremy (naturally)
After slaying Ron, his detached penis embarks on a spree of carnal carnage on a colossal scale. With the help of a half-crazed Vietnam vet (Russ Meyer legend Charles Napier), haunted by his own wartime experience with this alien fiend, the race is on to trap and destroy this penile predator before there are more victims of its vicious, utterly unique method of murder.
Starring adult film legends Ron Jeremy & Veronica Hart and Buffy The Vampire Slayer pin-up Amber Benson, One Eyed Monster is an outrageous and spectacular homage to the classic sci-fi horror of “Alien” and “The Thing”. Its also a thrilling, throbbing, thoroughly depraved comedy which dares to invade the parts other aliens can only dream of!
But strategically covered. From the new issue of Allure.
Tease.
She sure doesn’t mind being naked these days. First that (unexpected) boobie scene from that movie, whatever its called, and now this?
Nevertheless, i approve! ^_^
Another interesting site found on teh internets.
Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on her how she dresses? Does your co-worker’s carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves her twat bald?
The answers might surprise you…
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com
As to how the muff shots were acquired: well, they don’t look like they’re all pornstars… so i’m willing to bet that they’re all mostly real life chicks who somehow got their photobuckets hacked or something!?
So, there’s this website called Omegle where you can basically talk to a complete stranger, anonymously.
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
This could get interesting.
Post any good transcripts in the comments!
That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.
FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. TLAvideo.com has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.
Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.
Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!
— Rick Stanko
They also have this to say:
3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM
Jessica Biel plays a stripper! Who actually strips! Several world and national holidays should be declared!
Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.
Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.
I… i don’t know what to say.
0_o
Wow. I don’t think anybody ever saw this coming. Who would’ve thought the first topless beach pics of 2009 would be of Zhang Ziyi?
(you may know her from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 3 Rush Hour 2 and that Memoirs of a Geisha flick)
Pics are unfortunately not in hi res and worst of all, watermarked to shit, but will be replaced with better ones should they ever appear online.
And yes, that certainly is a picture of a dude burying his face into Zhang Ziyi’s ass.
UPDATE:
Bigger and tagless:
