I think it’s a shame that Mary isn’t as high profile as, say, Jessica fucking Alba, because i think Mary is infinitely more appealing than Jessica could ever be in my mind. Look at her! Mary’s beautiful!!!

So is anybody else into this chick or is it just me?

Cuz i’d totally do ‘er and you know it.

How is she in Planet Terror Death Proof? I still haven’t seen Grindhouse yet.

There’s this one scene in Josie and the Pussycats where RLC was wearing this skin tight, skin tone colored outfit; where if you sorta blur your eyes a bit, it almost looked like she was naked. What an almost fapworthy scene that was.

Almost as fapworthy as this scene from 11:14!

Here’s Rachel at the premiere of the new Nancy Drew movie starring Emma Roberts.

Fellow reader ‘Tom Foolery’ really wants another Jojo post. He’s been begging for one ever since he first showed up in the comments.

P.S. need some more jojo pics

Dam she’s hot, but Jojo still takes the cake

it should be a rule 1 jojo post minimum per week

Common where’s Jojo she’s got the PUSsy power on me

no no all wrong jojo beats all of them

why isn’t there more jojo, we need more jojo

meh. she’s nothing compared to jojo

like always i request for more jojo

common why is there no jojo

where is JOJO

but common more jojo

JOJO > Julianna Mauriello

common now why have i not seen jojo in weeks

The Maxim Hot 100 List? Fuck the Maxim Hot 100 list! Lindsay Lohan? Number one? Horseshit.

Now here’s a Hot 100 List of women, as voted for by women. LESBIAN WOMEN!

Let’s face it: Maxim doesn’t cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties, and you came out in droves to nominate the women you think deserve to be on the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List. Thousands of votes later, we have the results.

Quite a few cast members from The L Word in the top 10 but that’s not surprising.

Check out the whole list here. Interesting stuff!

WAUGH!

Remember that singing Youtube chick?

Well…

Former boy band sensation and current pop star du jour Justin Timberlake has signed Esmee Denters, an 18-year-old Dutch singer who got her start by building up buzz on the ubiquitous video-sharing site, to his new record label.

I just knew he’d sign her.

Full news story here.

Thanks for the tip Matthew!

I saw this on another site about a month ago. It made me laugh so i capped it. It’s a picture of Thora Birch borrowed from one of my posts.

Some more pics of Amanda from the MTV Movie Awards and Hayden at some afterparty. Jay Z’s i think.

What the fuck is that thing on Hayden’s head?

DOWNGRADE.

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to have my hands on Amanda’s boobies. These pictures are very helpful in aiding my mind’s eye. Now excuse me while i mentally undress her.

I guess to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Lara Croft’s debut in the first Tomb Raider game, they’re getting all most of the real life Tomb Raider models together for a photoshoot. Pictured are Karima Adibebe, Nell McAndrew, Lara Weller, Lucy Clarkson and Jill De Jong.

But what’s this?! No Rhona Mitra?? Is she now too good to step back into the role that got her famous in the first place? She was the first and probably the best Lara Croft model ever! Next to Karima of course. I have Karima as my background theme on my Xbox 360 dashboard. Big boobies FTW.

Also, i would’ve thrown Petra Verkaik in there too for her contribution as an unofficial Tomb Raider model. That video of her dressed up as Lara and stripping in an empty bus (?!) provided me with many a good fap. I wish i still had it.

So i went out and bought Hostel Part II on (bootleg) DVD last night.

My fiancee flat out refused to watched it with me. What a pussy.

Anyway, i quite liked the first Hostel and was hoping that Part II would be just as good. All in all, it was just ALRIGHT. Part I was a hell of a lot gorier. Part II didn’t seem to have as many memorable torture/kill scenes. Also it felt like FOREVER to finally get to the first REAL kill (the one in the prologue doesn’t count. Plus it sucked).

Also, where’s all the T&A???? Where??? The first one was T&A galore! But Part II? You don’t even get to see BIJOU PHILLIPS naked! BIJOU PHILLIPS! And this is the girl that got all kinds of naked in Bully! Not even so much as a titty shot! Although i think she did show like a second or two of butt and MAYBE bush/lips. FROM A DISTANCE. IN A SAUNA. WITH STEAM OBSCURING WHATEVER PISS POOR VIEW YOU HAVE OF THE GOODS. LAME.

There’s not even a lot of gratuitous random chick nudity in Part II! Probably only like a coupla seconds worth of random naked chicks in a spa.

Okay so maybe it’s inaccurate to say that Hostel Part II doesn’t have ‘a lot’ of nudity. It actually does. Except that it’s a lot of HEATHER MATARAZZO NUDITY.

You know. Welcome to the Dollhouse Heather Matarazzo? Best friend of Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries Heather Matarazzo?

THAT Heather Matarazzo?

“THAT”

Her torture scene was probably the most horrifying scene in the movie. Not because of the torture she goes through. But because it’s HEATHER MATARAZZO NAKED, CHAINED AND DANGLING UPSIDE DOWN.

NAKED.

UPSIDE DOWN HEATHER MATARAZZO NERD BOOBIES.

It’s really quite a sight.

VERDICT: Go watch Hostel Part II anyway. If only to find out what happens after Part I (it starts off exactly where Hostel I ended) and to see what upside down nerd boobies look like. Oh plus the ending is pretty good!