Pics of Amanda Bynes, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Mandy Moore and Arielle Kebbel on the red carpet within the gallery.

UPDATE: Added Megan Fox and Alexa Vega.

But get a load of that kiss between Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel!! HOT??!

Downloadable vid of the kiss here.

PS: Why does it seem like Sarah Silverman keeps playing the same character in every movie she’s in? (see: School of Rock, School for Scoundrels etc..)

FACT: Jessica Biel > Amanda Bynes > Alexa Vega > Mandy Moore > Sarah Silverman > Arielle Kebbel > Megan Fox > Jessica Alba

from: Chris
date: Jun 3, 2007 5:03 PM
subject: The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.

Ok.

Let me just put this in perspective first. 6 months ago, I was cruising youtube.com for Beyonce’s ‘irreplaceable’ video (just came out, I usually cruise new releases on youtube.com… but don’t ask – I know my music taste sucks… but let’s not go there), when I run across this girl belting the tune into a shitty webcam, and kicking some ferocious ass… if you must…

…which was scary considering that 90% of poptarts couldn’t hold a tune without going through $10 million of voice filtering equipment, and this girl is somewhere in the netherlands singing into a crappy $19 mic, and sounding not too shabby at all…

Fast forward. 6 months later.

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE END…

What t-h-e mother-f*?!

O_O

About a million people have e-mailed me about this (and by a million people, i mean three). Apparently Mandy Amano is Mac Chick of the month over at Macenstein.com AND is was currently on the front page of Digg right now with over 1700+ Diggs.

Funny because i was just thinking the other day, “I really need to update that site more”. And by that site, i mean that pepsi girl site that i made back in ’05. It was like super famous for a while. Even got her into Maxim! Great to know the site still gets recognition ^_^ (despite me almost never updating it x_X)

ZOMG is that a pink MacBook? Not that i want one or anything….

Check out the full article on Mandy over at Macenstein.com here. Good stuff. And it mentions me by name in it too!!!!X_X_X_X__X_X

Thanks to Austin, Meetesh and Morgan for the heads up.

Man… Salma Hayek really let herself go after getting married to that French guy. Look how fat she is lolz!!!!!!!

I’d still hit it.

Is anybody else as excited as i am for this flick? Reviews are starting to come in and it looks like it’s just as good as 40 Year Old Virgin was.

Two things i’m thankful for:

1. The fact that Anne Hathaway was replaced by Katherine Heigl.
2. The fact that Michael Cera was replaced by Seth Rogen.

Cera was apparently fired from the movie because… well… take a look:

Compare that with Seth Rogan’s performance from this trailer…

… and i think you’ll see that Judd Apatow made the right decision in firing* him. And all for the better!

By the way: Katherine Heigl = far better in this role than Anne Hathaway could ever have been.

Kat’s old Maxim shoot = LEGENDARY (i really need to seek out hi res scans of that shoot)

Why hasn’t this woman done any real nudity yet?

PS: She is not fat you fucking haters.

UPDATE: From an interview with Apatow

The DVD there’s going to be a one- and a two-disc version released at the same time, sometime in the winter time, and we just have so many extras that it’s ridiculous. It’s taken so much time to watch them. They’ve literally handed me DVD’s with 6 hours of footage that I have to go through. One thing we did that I think is really funny is we shot a fake documentary during the making of the movie, and the documentary is about how Seth Rogan was the tenth choice to play the lead. So during our shoot we would have actors come and perform a scene and then I would fire them. And so we had James Franco do it, Justin Long, David Krumholtz, Allen Covert. I did it.

ADDED: *i always knew it wasn’t real btw 😛 i just forgot to include this starred footnote saying that it wasn’t.

Only now, three years later, do i truly realize how fucking awesome the female cast of Mean Girls was. Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried. Lindsay Lohan.

…Lindsay Lohan circa 2004 at least.

What a great lineup. And what a great movie. So great that i even bought a bunch of film strips from the movie AND eBayed a shawl that Lindsay Lohan wore to a press signing for the movie in LA.

Picture of the shawl here. ^_^

I actually gave the shawl to my fiancée but i haven’t seen her wear it once. I think i’m going to have to take it back. What a waste of a good shawl! I hope it still smells like Lindsay…

Anyway, i actually used to think Amanda Seyfried was butt ugly for some reason. Definitely the odd one out of the four plastics. Then i discovered how fucking huge her titties were (thank you Veronica Mars season 1) so now all is forgiven.

FACT: Lacey Chabert is the only Mean Girl that i have NOT fapped to.

Your time will come Lacey. Your time will come.

I still would.

Building on Angelbaby’s Petra Nemcova post, Petra, along with her brown saggy mudflap labia of an underarm (Faptastic’s description, not mine), was also spotted at the recent Tribeca Film Festival in NY (along with a whole bunch of other celebs, notably Hayden Panettiere).

Read up about what it’s like to be a photographer at the event here.

[…] word had it that Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes) would be making an appearance, since she is dating one of the cast members. Again, I decided to be patient and wait it out. The movie was nearly over, and only one other photographer besides myself remained, but she did get there: so I’ve got a near-exclusive set of shots of her. And you really can’t beat having one of television’s most popular stars look you in the eye, point to her chest, and say, “Seriously, can you see through my dress?” I figured it would be inappropriate to say “I’m sure as hell gonna try…”

Lots more pictures here.

Thanks Nathan!