I like Kate Upton.

She’s cute and she has an amazing set of tits.

Not everyone likes her though.

Sophia Neophitou is the editor in chief and founder of UK fashion magazine 10, the former creative director of Harper’s Bazaar UK, and a consultant for Antonio Berardi, Roland Mouret, and Elie Saab. In 2011, she was put in charge of casting the Victoria’s Secret runway show. Neophitou spoke to the Times about Upton’s rise to fame, telling the paper that she found the 19-year-old midwesterner average and compared her to a “footballer’s wife”.

“We would never use” Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show, Ms. Neophitou said by telephone last week from London. And, while Ms. Upton has, in fact, modeled on occasion for the company’s catalog, her look, said Ms. Neophitou, is “too obvious” to be featured in what has become the most widely viewed runway show in the world.

“She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Ms. Neophitou said, referring to the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

This makes me sad.

You know what else makes me sad?

The fact that Kate Upton has a MUSTACHE.

🙁

Will still fap to for the boobs though.

I’ve been thinking a lot about fat Christina Aguilera these days. It’s pretty crazy how she’s let herself go. It’s also pretty crazy that i want to see her naked, fat and all.

I also want to see Snooki naked.

Here are some decidedly not fat pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the beach.

Holy shit. I just discovered today like 10 minutes ago that Sara Rue did another movie where she took her top off in 2009.

And all this time i’ve been occasionally fapping to her fatter self in Gypsy 83 from like 2001.

I’m pleased to note that in the 10 minutes that have since passed, fapping to 2009 topless Sara Rue promptly occurred.

She’s lost a lot of weight since.

I prefer fat Sara Rue. The 2009 version.

It’s that time of year again.

You know, i was actually surprised Kathleen Robertson showed some skin in Boss. Had always wanted to see her naked since seeing her in that movie, Splendor. That was like in what? 1999? Took a while but she finally showed the goods. Not really full on but i’ll take it.

I haven’t seen Sleeping Beauty yet but from the looks of it, Emily Browning get completely naked in it. Did a little Googling expecting her to be British but turns out she’s actually Australian. Close enough LOL.

(i have this theory that every British actress will eventually do a nude scene one day. look out Emma Watson.)

Other nominees i totally fapped to last year were Kirsten Dunst (HOW COULD I NOT?) and Addison Timlin (great set of tits). Surprisingly, i did not fap to Emmy Rossum.

Check out the vid below for tits.

So apparently Kristen Bell loves sloths.

A lot.

A LOT.

You are so adorable.

GOD DAMN GIRL. WEAR A TAMPON.

DURING ETTA JAMES’ FUNERAL NO LESS.

I’m sure this is one period in her life she would love to forget.

Is this better or worse than when Fergie peed herself on stage while singing?

Home Alone.

Some nice shots of her cleavage in this video of some photoshoot she did for VIBE.

Petite but stacked!

Or is it just an illusion?

These are obviously from TMZ as you can tell from the obnoxious watermarks.

Now we know what her face looks like when she goes down on a dude.

Oh Miley.

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