MR. SKIN’S 13TH ANNUAL ANATOMY AWARDS

It’s that time of year again.

You know, i was actually surprised Kathleen Robertson showed some skin in Boss. Had always wanted to see her naked since seeing her in that movie, Splendor. That was like in what? 1999? Took a while but she finally showed the goods. Not really full on but i’ll take it.

I haven’t seen Sleeping Beauty yet but from the looks of it, Emily Browning get completely naked in it. Did a little Googling expecting her to be British but turns out she’s actually Australian. Close enough LOL.

(i have this theory that every British actress will eventually do a nude scene one day. look out Emma Watson.)

Other nominees i totally fapped to last year were Kirsten Dunst (HOW COULD I NOT?) and Addison Timlin (great set of tits). Surprisingly, i did not fap to Emmy Rossum.

Check out the vid below for tits.

DEM LIPS

Not those lips, the ones on her face!

She’s my new Dakota Fanning.

wub.

Fun Fact: Chloe Moretz wasn’t even born yet when the Sony Playstation 1 came out.

GOD I’M SO OLD.

THIS WOMAN HAS TWO VAGINAS

A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.

Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity TWICE.

– THE Sun

Sometimes you hear about stories like this and you think, “two vaginas! awesome!” but then you’re thinking, “ah, but she’s probably ugly” but then:

Oh yeah.

I’d hit it.

TWICE.

There’s video of her two vaginas if you’re really curious.