Lots of coo stuff was shown at Comic Con as usual, but I think this is what I’m most psyched to see next year, and I imagine many of our loyal readers will be equally intrigued.
Emily Browning FTW! ^_^
Oh, and some old chick named Carla is also in this. You’re welcome, Justin.
That sound you heard last week was thousands of pedos jumping off the Selena train when she turned 18 on the 22nd.
Other than becoming legal in all 50 states, Miss Gomez had a busy few days, with appearances on Letterman and Jimmy Fallon as well as the premiere of her new movie, Ramona and Beezus.
Next up on the jailbait countdown? Selena’s BFF, Demi Lovato, set to turn 18 on August 20.
Cindy Lou Who and her band are playing the Warped Tour.
Despite the fact that’s she’s almost a year younger than Smiley, Taylor is not about to be outskanked by that 17-year old hussy, so she put on her best lingerie and flashed some crotch to the cameras around the stage. Beat that, Hannah Montana!
In case you were wondering what jailbait rock sounds like these days, here’s a sample…
So when The Pretty Reckless rolls into your town, put on your Pedobear t-shirt (I know all of you own one) and go check them out!
A few of these pics have been teased in the comments by our ever-vigilant jailbait watchers, but I figured why not give you as many as I could scrounge in one handy gallery.
That’s not so much a swimsuit top as it is a Wonderbra, which might account for Miss Gomez’s rather bodacious bikini bosom.
FUN FACT: Selena hits the big one-eight on July 22.
Hayden hit Malibu Beach this week in a cute Hello Kitty bikini, and she’s a blonde again.
Could’ve done without the trucker hat, but oh wells.
Where’s the gigant boxer boyfriend?
Okay, I’ll own up to not really ever getting what all the fuss was about Hermione, but I’ve got to admit, the girl is growing up nicely.
Here are some candids of her from a couple of events this month. Not crazy about the outfit in the second batch, but those shoes are teh hott sexx. Do want.
Emma’s got sessy legs, and she obviously knows it. Well played, Miss Watson.
It’s a pretty simple equation…
Miranda – bikini + tanlines = yumb
Miss Kerr is looking as adorable as she was back in 2008 when she made her fubar debut.
I saw this on Monday’s Attack of the Show, and it reminded me of the highly informative video for the fellas on how to check themselves for testicular cancer (waugh).
Pay close attention to what these ladies have to show you…just one minute of education may help you save a life someday!
G4’s most adored hostess appears in another magazine photoshoot, this time for the June issue of FHM.
I also threw in a couple hi res shots of Olivia in her bikini from Attack of the Show’s 420 special, filmed in Hawaii, and one of Miss Munn’s new nude ad for PETA (boo).
ps. Look for Liv in Iron Man 2 this Friday! ^_^
So if you’ve been following my Twitter account, you probably already know that i downloaded the DVDSCR of Chloe today. You know, that movie where Amanda Seyfried gets naked and stuff.
I made a video of the best parts. There’s also a scene where Amanda is doing it with Julianne Moore but you can see shit because Amanda’s boob is like hidden behind Julianne Moore’s stomach or something. Strategically hidden nudity FTL. So i didn’t include that. Plus i wanted to keep the file size small.
Oh yeah, i’m a mac user so just deal with the .mov file.
Anyway, this movie has way too much Julianne Moore nudity and not enough Amanda Seyfried nudity.
Still fappable though. I no longer need to go back to that scene of her jumping into that swimming pool naked from Alphadog for my Amanda Seyfried fapping needs.