Apparently this site is my way of trying to pick up chicks. Please. That must be the understatement of the pre-millennium. Interpret that anyway you want. I hate sluts. Yeah, i’m making no sense. Hey guess what? I’m multiply injured in my mouth.

I stabbed my gum with my toothbrush while i was brushing my teeth (emitting a really painful sounding “Aaaooorrwwggwhhhh!”), i bit my lip today while eating a banana, and somehow i bit the fleshy bottom part of my tongue (where it kinda looks all…ewwwy). So my mouth is like a total pain zone. Whatever a pain zone is i don’t know. I just made that up. The pain zone thing i mean. Everything else is real.

Hubba hubba hubba.

I want wet Denise Richards.

You know, the hit count for this site is coming along pretty well. At first i didn’t think anyone would come here on a regular basis. But after some intense threatening and extortion, i managed to get a few to actually visited everyday! =) <--- (Ugh, look...i used an emoticon). Anyway, like i said, i'm now reminded about the post i made last night. That one truly sucked. As will this one too i suppose. This 'sucky post syndrome' will probably go on for as long as there's no interesting news in my so called life. (Hey wasn't that a tv show with that slice Claire Danes in it?) You know what? I'm gonna go surf the net after this and look for any decent pics of chicks.

Took me awhile but i’m logged in after 10 pm again.

Stupid Brunet. Anyway, watched the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on tv tonight… Alicia Silverstone was on. Wow.. that dress she was wearing… maximum cleavage mannnn. Shiiiiiit. Watched Payback again with my parental units.

Pretty gruesome movie…with all the torture scenes and all. But my mom laughed a lot during the movie. And my dad thought it was a pretty good movie. What was really cool was when my mom was watching Road Trip a few days back.

Boy this is a shitty update. I’m gonna call me up a slice after this to erase any memory of this crap update…. until tomorrow that is, when i have to look back at this boring ass ‘update’. This sure is a boring summer. Maybe i’ll talk about blowjobs and post more nudie pics in my next update tomorrow. Heh. Any other suggestions should be directed to the forum.

It’s the dawn of a brand new day and i’m bored. What is should be doing is replying to all the messages in the forum but i can’t be arsed to do so. But i will…. later. Heheh. Promise. I also got a new counter. Because the other one sucked ass and didn’t work.

Don’t you just hate it when you get disconnected while you’re doing an update? Well, i fuckin’ loathe it. And lookie here! For the first time in two (2) nights i’m updating after 10 pm! Shock Horror! But i still say Brunet sucks ass. Anyway, i’ve implemented my archives page where i’ve already put some of my older postings in the ‘archives’. So if any of you all who actually give a damn about what my now stale postings were about…. just go there. Oh.. and my counter is still fucked up.

I swear too much and i’m a naughty boy for putting naughty pics on my naughty site. Anyway, it’s 8:14pm and i’m able to log in. Dunno about later on tonight though. Just wanna say that

Soldier Of Fortune kicks so much bootie. And so does Motocross Madness 2.

I don’t really have much to say so my mind is still lingering somewhere in Soldier Of Fortune land.

Gonna gib me some terrorists now.

The

Natalie Portman pics are up. Another one

here and one more

here.

Yes, i’m a bad bad boy.

Alright, i know i’m supposed to be like.. updating and replying to forum postings and posting up those Natalie Portman nudes but I’M TOO BUSY PLAYING THAT MAJESTIC GAME CALLED SOLDIER OF FORTUNE! I’ll do everything else later on tonight. Really.

Oh and it seems to me like my fucking counter isn’t work today. That sucks. Hope it clears up by tonight.

Okay, if it seems like i haven’t been updating that regularly at night, blame it on my ISP for not letting me get connected. Stupid ISP cunts. AND WHY IS BRUNET SOOOOOO FUCKING SLOW????? Anyway, i’m posting up those Natalie Portman nudes later in the day. And to the girl who posted in my forum, i’ll reply later in the day too cos i gotta go to town now to meet this one chick.