Yet again my ISP wouldn’t log me onto the net last night so i couldn’t update. That really really sucks. Anyway, i just woke up (again) and yes if you’re beginning to see a pattern.. i wake up really late… well… kinda actually. Butthat’s besides the point. Turned on the TV and watched the Red Hot Chili Peppers new Califonication video. Man… i was like.. mouth wide open thoughout the whole thing. I was just wondering how they did the graphics on that video. PS2? Dreamcast? PC? SGI? I don’t really know but it really looked next gen.

I was thinking. I’ve got some topless pics of Natalie Portman. Should i post em here on this site? Send me your feedback here. And yes, this is a really lame way to make my forum get used.

It’s been a pretty slow day for news… EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN A FUCKING WORM LANDED ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I WAS EATING LUNCH WITH JOHN AND OLIVER.

Yes, you heard me right… a WORM was like…inching it’s way to my fucking EAR. When Oliver oh so kindly pointed out that there was this despicable WORM on my shoulder. We all pissed outrselves laughing at the damn thing clawling up my shoulder. Oliver then took a pair of chopsticks and flicked it away onto the table. It was still alive though. Inching it’s way all around the top of the table. Do you watch WWF? You know Scottie Too Hottie? And his ‘worm’ move? Well, that’s exactly how it moved. Sick. Anyway, we moved to the next table and we were like…all paranoid about worms falling out of the sky and landing on our shoulders and shit. It was an outdoor eatery place. With fucking worms falling from nowhere. It’s funny though. Oliver was talking bout how ‘wormy’ the place was and then this fucking WORM appeared from outta nowhere on my fucking shoulder. Other than that, no new news.

I want Natalie Portman.

I would’ve updated last night but my fucking ISP wouldn’t let me connect. Stupid Brunet. They have a sucky homepage and they provide sucky service. Anyway, i’m kinda short for time now. I’ll update later on in the day. Actually i just woke up and i’ve got this splitting headache. Shit.

Can somebody PLEASE use the forum? Anyway, after watching Gone In 60 Seconds, i was like..mother fucking INSPIRED to drive really fast. Alas…i’m not that stupid enough to take out my mom’s Camry and re-enact a flying Shelby scene. So i popped in Test Drive 6, Need For Speed Hot Pursuit, Need For Speed Porsche Unleashed and some other racing games i had and ‘drove’ like Nic Cage. But only Test Drive 6 had a Shelby so i had to make do with that game. Oh well. Heh…i even managed to make that Shelby fly..Dominic Sena style. =)

I DARE you not to start driving fast after watching that movie. Anyway, take a look at the 1999 Shelby Series 1.

Just watched Gone In 60 Seconds. Pretty good flick actually…for a summer movie. Brainless fun. Pacing wise, it’s much much faster (in more ways than one) than Mission: Impossible 2. No need for an hour and a half to set up the plot followed by 40 minutes of non stop action. 60 minutes’ story flows smoother than liquidated shit. If you love cars, you’ll love this movie. One scene kinda bugs me though…the flying Shelby scene almost at the end. Kinda defies the law of physics actually. But then again, if John Woo did it in M:I-2, why can’t Dominic Sena do the same? Oh well…who needs physics anyway. 60 is kinda like Armageddon in a way…but with cars. Gladiator is still the best of the summer bunch so far though….

Okay… i just woke up, haven’t brushed my stinky teeth or anything.. much less taken a bath…i looked in the mirror before i made this update… and i look like a raccoon. Got a very flattering e-mail from a good net friend of mine. The thing is, i myself keep on thinking that i AM an ‘asshole’ or a ‘bastard’ but then i get all these emails and people telling me that i’m so totally NOT. Case in point: right now.. i’m on ICQ and a friend asked what i’m gonna do this summer. I say nothing at ALL. She says that sucks. And i say like a vacuum cleaner. Immediate response: “hehheehhehee :o) i see! you DO make people feel better!!”

You know…if i were to compile all the good comments about me there’ll probably be….a lot of good comments (Bad sentence..i know). And of course it’ll give me a fucking massive ego trip. Heheh. But i’m not that vain. So haha.

Um…i have no idea why i’m writing all of this right now. You can’t blame me. I JUST FUCKING WOKE UP FROM MY DEEP SLUMBER. Had a coupla cool dreams too involving school and that chick in the skirt. No. Not *that* kinda dream. Sicko

Stupid counter. It’s working again. FUBAR i tell you.

Okay so i’m back at home now…after a long ride (100km +) back home from the dorm and i go and check my FUBAR site and guess what i see? My fucking counter comes up as a broken image. That sucks. Anyway, i had time to reminise about the past semester at school.

It’ll be soooo totally different with so many people leaving at the end of this term and all. Hopefully there’ll be some hot chicks like the one that came a few days ago for her induction thing.

Word has it that ALL the guys in our school are gonna make her their ‘target’. Nooooooo….! But oh well, such is life.

I’m tired, my counter comes up as a broken image and I WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP.