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Oh god no. I have nothing to do today. I watched a supremely shitty movie last night. Ghost Dog. It was beyond shitty. Never eeeeeever attempt to watch that movie. I’d rather be raped by a broom than watch that abysmal movie again.

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I’ve decided i’ll just miss out on Conan again just so i can stay onlineand update. Even though i’ve got absolutely no new ideas since i last updated. Anyway, there’s a can of Coca-Cola light on my desk. And a copy of PCXL magazine next to my mouse. Interesting huh? Hey, to all of you out there who actually do bother coming here can you please answer me this: Why do you come here? What is your reason? Email me.

I’m gonna go watch Conan now. Be back tomorrow.

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Went to sleep at around 6 pm and i just woke up. I feel like crap. Anyway, i missed Jay Leno on TV. Guess i just gotta settle for Conan O’Brien at 11pm. I have actually no idea what to write about right now. Guess i’ve got a case of ‘just woken up’ syndrome. Anyway, for your enlightenment, i’m on IRC right now and i’m gonna post up a snippet of what someone said:

{LiLDeviL} u the webmaster of fubar?
{psykotik} yep…
{LiLDeviL} ur site ROCKSS mann..

Oh boy, nothing like a big ego boost just right after you’ve woken up.

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Once upon a time a few months ago a friend of mine came over to my place with a bunch of her friends. One of her friends, who i swear looks exactly like Neve Campbell but with shorter hair, is a lesbian/bisexual. (Cool) At the time, i had a cat. For lack of a better name, my cat’s name was Kitty Kat. Anyway, i brought out my ‘Kitty Kat’ and showed it to said lesbian/bisexual. She was so taken aback by the cat that all she could do was hug it, pet it, squeeze it, kiss it etc etc. She loved it so much that she wanted to take it home. So much so that she actually lifted up her shirt, exposing the red bra that she was wearing, and actually put the cat inside under ther shirt. Damn lucky cat i say.

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Hoooo boy. I’m up reeeeealy early today. Those of you who are in the US reading this are probably still stuck in June 31st when it’s the 1st of July already here. Independence day weekend this is. Looking forward to watching The Patriot starring Mel Gibson. Should be Braveheart-y. So it should be good. Unless Devlin and Emmerich screw it up again like they did with Godzilla. Size Does Matter? How bout Plot Does Matter. As usual, i still have some gunk up my throat that i haven’t yet disposed of. And whenever i cough, i can feel the shit just jiggle, wobble and pulsate about my throatal regions. If there even is such a region. I haven’t been updating my other site since i first opened this one. In fact, you could even say it’s dead. Think of that one as the ‘resource center’ or whatever. This site is now the official site for news and updates within my so called life.