Oooh… ahhh…

Yes, i know i’m sad. You don’t have to tell me. Some people STILL don’t
‘get’ this site and the stuff i write about. Think ‘tongue in cheek’ people. If you don’t have the sense of humor or intelligence to break down the many layers of meanings and intentions within my writings, then don’t read it. You’ll just be misled. It’s my site, my life, my writings. And i have the balls to actually write about ‘stuff’ whatever it may be. But some people just take it so damn seriously. And that’s just sad.

All i have to say is…..many times reversed psychology is really fun. On stupid people. Read my about page. I am here to amuse youuuuu. Don’t take me too seriously.

Oh, this post is directed to all those who know me personally who still don’t ‘get’ this site and it’s intentions. I’ll have to say it: Dumbasses.

Obsession

Ah yes, another fun filled post by yours truly. So what did ‘we’ do today in school that’s oh so interesting? Take a guess. Did you guess that it had to do with…..Jeanne? (Ah, the wonders of knowing how to spell out someone’s name) Well yeah. But anyway, a little update. As you can see, i’ve got a new counter. It looks like crap but it’s gooooood. I generated quite a number of hits yesterday. So that’s good. It’s nowhere as huge as some other e/n sites but i’m happy i guess. Tell your friends bout this site if you’re reading this. So anyway, onto the ‘juicy’ parts.

Picture this: A bunch of depraved guys in computing class (Myself, Keeran, Sam, Shawn, Shafiee, Danny, Ed, Josh and Francis) and a class next door which we can see into through a glass window on the wall. Jeanne was in that class next door. So basically there we were, the whole class basically looking through the window trying to sneek peeks at her while pretending to do work. Yes, basically the whole class. We all even huddled around Keeran’s desk which was right next to the window which separated the class pretending to ‘discuss payroll systems’ while infact…well…you know. Anyway, we have a class full of semi-obsessed guys and then our teacher walks out of the class to go to the next room where she was at to check on the class or something. As soon as he was gone, you guessed it, everyone was talking bout her. With Sam going on about how she was ‘stalking’ him to questions about her origins…..needless to say, the whole class was hooked on her. But i get the last laugh cuz i’m in the same tutor group as her. Haha. So anyway, our teacher comes back in to our class and says:

Teacher: “Boy, it sure is hot in the room next door”
Sam: “Yep it sure is”
Whole class: (Bursts out laughing/giggling/smiling)
Teacher: “Come on you guys. I know what you’re talking about”
Class: (Hehehhehehehhehheheh)

That was very cool. Very very cool. Anyway, class ended, it was the end of the school day and Me and Sam decided to be stalkers. So yes, we waited, we looked around, we ‘discussed’, we saw her, we followed from a distance looking like fools, we waited at corner where she had to get past us. Angela was there with us. She thought that we were being really funny/pathetic (We were. It’s a guy thing.) Sam says: “She’s coming..!” I turned around and fucking looked. (Dumbass move) I quickly improvised and did like a swinging exercise motion. (Sad and very painfully obvious) She passes by and i actually looked at her pass by. Sam just stared at Angela. But as soon as she was a considerable distance away, he full on watches her walk along the corridor….while Angela is pissing herself laughing at us both. Then i heard someone shout out: “You suck!” It was John. He was watching from afar. Anyway, Me and Sam start doing all the typical ‘guy’ stuff like “Oh i’m gonna talk to her tomorrow”, “No, i am” bla bla blah…

You know it’d be really funny if she does read this someday. She’ll probably avoid us like the plague then. Haha. I wanna see if Sam does go through with any of the stuff he said he’d wanna do. Yeah, him and everyone else. Everyone in my computing class that is. Why i’m even writing out all of this on my site i have no idea. I’m so fucked if she ever reads about what me and my friends’ did today. Make that – We’re so fucked…

Kill me now.

Name

Dammit, i wish i knew how to spell out her name so that i can type it out here on this site for the whole world and her to see and so that the people who go to my school that also visit this site can laugh at me to my face when they see me for being such a loser for having nothing else to write about except for wishing that i could know how to spell out her name so that i can type it out here on this site.

Woah, i think that’s the longest sentence i’ve ever written so far. Bet it doesn’t even make sense.

Blah blah blah

Okay, it’s precisely lunchtime right now as i’m typing all this shit out. Like i said, i’d do a rant of sorts about the past 2 (two) days or so when i was free right? Well, i’m free now. First order of the day:

1. They took out the PC in my room at the dorm type thing.

Now i can’t do my work, i can’t e-mail, i can’t update my site, i can’t surf and i can’t watch anymore VCD’s in the comfort of my room. So that pretty much sucks ass man. Now i’ll just have to go to the damn study room to do all my shit after school.

2. New students

Ah yes, always something to look forward to on the first day of school. Yeah we got alot of newbies this term. And yes oh yes, one of the hottest new girls to come to this here school of mine IS IN MY TUTOR GROUP. I know her name, i showed her around school for a little bit but i have no idea how to spell out her name…yet. But she’s nice. Very nice. Of course, i probably won’t do ANYTHING at all to advance my ‘status’ with her because i suck. Oh and if she ever does read this post well i guess that’s pretty much it with all this ‘advancing’ crap. If you know what i mean. Oh well.

Anyway, Daniel was assigned by our tutor to be her ‘buddy’ for the day and show her around. But because he’s a dumbass, he told me to take over. Am i happy? Yes. Do you care? No. If she reads this will i kill myself? Most probably.

3. My hair looks like shit

Self explanatory.

The end.

Hey

This isn’t that bad a day after all. There’s a hot chick in my tutor group. And i’m assigned to be her buddy…by default. I’ll write about it later.