I promise i’ll write proper posts tomorrow! Or at least i’ll try to…

…of course, that would mean alienating over 85 percent of my readers (and porn searchers) who probably wouldn’t ‘get shit worth shit’ out of said Singlish written posts.

The temptation to blog entirely in Singlish is very… tempting. Lah.

…when you start putting HTML tags into your SMS messages.

Hmm.

*pokes Jia Hui*

Soft.

Hehe.

My hand looks like Tom Hank’s head in Philadelphia.

ok storms: what the hell is “What the fuck are they talking about??”
psykotik2k: haha
ok storms: i don’t get that shit worth shit

Chinese Malaysian readers are probably the only one’s who will get what this is all about:

Leong (ass): Wah! Justin ahh! So hardworking one on the phone these days? Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): Aiya shaddap lah you.

Leong (ass): Wah this fella ah… i see from far away already holding the phone… walking here and there. Like cannot stand still one. Hehehehe.

Me (not as ass): Ah fak you lah.

Leong (ass): Hehehehe. All of a sudden so hardworking one? Hehehe. Who you calling ah? Until must walk walk around like that? SMS every night again that. Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): What? Must walk around lah! Cannot meh? I walk i walk lah! Aiya aiya shaddap lah you!

Leong (ass): Hehehehe. Oi Rico! You talk on the phone got walking around like that meh? Cannot stand still meh?

Rico (ass): Caaaann. *continues playing The F.A Premier League Footbal Manager 2002 on farting roommate’s PC*

Leong (ass): Mahai. This fakker ah… aiyo… i see like what one… walking walking around in circles. In the rain again that. Tsk tsk.

Rico (ass): Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): Pssh go away lah you fakker!

is holding a basket of clean underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Believe it or not, that headline is ON topic.

Today I was outside milling about and listening to Blur in my personal cd player when I saw a rather odd sign stapled to a telephone pole. Normally, you see ads for bands but this was no band. The poster said “ATTENTION YOUNG LESBIANS”. Well, the mere mention of young lesbians got me standing at attention so I guess the headline had its intended effect. Anyway, the poster said that some gay group was having a meeting for young lesbians to attend and come out. I was like whatever. I don’t want to get into a rant cause Justin is already threatening to delete my posting account but I will say that I found that rather unsettling for one reason… if I was a young girl, say 15 or 16, would I really want to proclaim my lesbian status to the world? Wouldn’t you want to wait a while and see if your feeling evolve? Why jump the gun? Being 21 is a lot different than what I was like at age 16. Hell, when I was young teenager I liked MC Hammer. I’m proof that feelings can change. 🙂 The fact that I liked MC Hammer in 1996 is what makes it so tragic.