Can you spare some change? NO. Is that your final answer?

I’m sick of crazy people asking me for money. Yesterday some crazy guy who looked like he was either drunk or stoned or a combination of both asked me for money. I’m like no sorry man. I wanted to say GET A JOB YOU PIECE OF CRAP. Of course I didn’t. I feel sympathy for poor people and homeless people that live in actual poor countries but not in Canada. Here they have so many chances to improve yourself and its so easy to raise yourself above the level of asking strangers for change that I have no tolerance for them. And who am I to be asked for money? I felt like telling that guy “if I had change to spend I would’ve paid $1.50 to ride the bus instead of spending 40 minutes walking home”. It happened again today. This guy was really wacked and he got right in my face. He was a close talker. It freaks me out man. I don’t even wanna walk home anymore.

The other day I was walking to a convience store to buy a late night snack and some girl begged me for some change. She was only like 18 and she didn’t look crazy. In fact she looked quite pretty and had a nice smile on. Of course I ignored her and spent my money on myself instead.

I miss living in the suburbs. There wasn’t a crazy person without 5 miles of me. Now I’m surrounded!

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP AND DIAL IT!!!

People people this a poll are you one of the ones who went and gave up on rock and roll?

people people you know what I mean

if you think you do then call the number the screen on the screen

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up and dial it!

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up and dial it!

PEOPLE PEOPLE ITS UP TO YOU

THEY SAY IS ROCK AND ROLL IS DEAD AGAIN

YOU TELL ME IF THATS TRUE…

NOW PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP AND DIAL IT

Ooh. Webcam!

I got my webcam working again. I found the CD lodged somewhere between the wall and the back of my farting roommate’s desk.

Only now do i realize how shitty a webcam it is though. Damn expensive piece of shit too. It’s the Creative Webcam Go Plus. DO NOT BUY IT.

I’m thinking of selling the damn thing to some poor schmoe and getting myself one of those spiffy looking Intel ones. I was just at the mall earlier today checking out webcams and stuff. Intel’s got this really nice looking Pocket Camera thing. It looks fucking sweet. Costs about RM$600.

BLAH.

Then there’s the Deluxe version of the bog standard Intel webcam. That looks sweet too. Cost about RM$400+.

BLAH.

And of course, there’s the bog standard Intel webcam itself. Costs about RM$160+.

Slightly BLAH.

I must sell off some of my possesions and gain extra income to but that spiffy Intel Pocket Camera.

Oh and i had lunch at McDonalds (Gee golly. Like you really needed to know that…). I handed over $50 to pay for my RM$6.72 Double Cheeseburger meal. And the cashier tried to short change me by 10 fucking bucks! Good thing i actually checked my spare change.

HAHA MCDONALDS! YOU’RE NOT SHORT CHANGING ME THIS TIME!

Woo!

I got an e-mail:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Hey!
From: “Jamie Yeow” enrisa@ihug.com.au
Date: Thu, Sep 20 2001 9:34:01 PM +1000

Hey Justin,

I got your link from Stephanie’s (Fuzzy) site. You write really well and
funny too! *grin*
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Okay, there’s actually way more to that e-mail. But i thought i’d just share with you the most ego boosting parts.

I’ve been getting quite a few Malaysians discovering my site nowadays. First Jia Hui, then Stephanie and now Jamie.

I once even had someone from my college signing my guestbook!

Fullname: jessjj
Homepage URL: http://www.e-my.net.my/johor/jessjj
Comments: are u holding a vid cam around the campus?

Video camera around campus? What? Me? Pssh no!

What kind of sad freak would walk around campus holding a video camera to take stolen shots of hot Malaysian college girls anyway?

Surely not me.

*ehem*

Eh?

All of a sudden, the internet’s back to normal. I guess it was just me. And not the stupid virus.

Sorry stupid virus!

But really, it was just so unbelievably sloth like earlier today. Every page i would go to just wouldn’t load up! I’d be like:

“Okay, time to check my mail”

*types in url and waits for 15 fucking minutes*

“Ah… finally. All loaded”

“WHAT THE FUCK? Where’s the login and password field??”

Pages would just take MILLIONS of years to load… and only halfway through! Argh!

I felt like eating my potato water scarred hand.

BLAAAAAH

Oh. My. GAWD. The internet is SO fakking SLOW today! It must’ve took me like… 10 whole minutes just to log into GreyMatter to get to this ‘Add A New Entry’ screen! Like what the fak??? 10 minutes?!

Hmm… could it be because of that super virus thing that i read about in the newspaper yesterday? You know, the one that can like… slow down the net… or something? Apparently some people say it is.

Blah. Stupid virus.

Or maybe it’s just me…

Ooh ooh! New blog to read!

=D

Nooo!

Film class got cancelled today. Blah. I like film class… =(

Fucking school server’s really slow today. Can’t even load up my site. The connection keeps timing out halfway through. I’m actually posting from a cyber cafe. And i’m sweating like fat man in the sun right now. It’s the weather’s SOOO hot today.

Sweat sweat sweat.

Ew.

Remind me never to walk out in the hot sun whenever i’m wearing all black.

I need to post dumb stuff more

I need to be less serious, all too many serious posts on my own site. Just way too many long serious posts about crap no one is really interested in anyway.

So I look to (my hero) and inspiration Justin to find the secret of posting meaningless stuff which will amuse the people that stumble onto my page looking for Tara Reid naked.

So I’ve come up with a new term for the act of posting dumb or posting naked women. It’s called ‘to do a Justin’. As in:

You: “Hey! Your site’s too serious and shit!”
Me: “Fear not. I feel kinda Justin-ish, I’ll post about my hunger and getting burned by potato water.”

or

You: “Hey! I got a headache trying to find the porn on your site!”
Me: “Don’t worry, I’ll post some drunk campus chicks naked.”

Thus:

To Justin – To post meaningless stuff and porn

Is anybody reading this?

On the topic of porn on my site…

ok storms: your sites a big hit over at the campus because of your porn
ok storms: i showed one dude
ok storms: and now everyone goes there
ok storms: they don’t read it though

I wouldn’t read it either. Haha.