Isn’t she just teh sex??!

Haha. Thanks Stal. You’re the greatest.

=) =) =) <3 Hope you're feeling better by the way. She’s not been feeling too good lately.

Go wish her well!

The new Enrique Iglesias video just premiered on MTV. This time he’s got Anna Kournikova in it. He gets to kiss her and stuff too. What a fucker.

Wow…!

Today, i looked in my mail box (like my REAL mail box and not just my silly little electronic mail inbox) and lo and behold what do i see? Three envelopes sitting there waiting for me!

I tore them open.

Checks! Three checks in fact! All from T-Shirt Hell Inc.!

One of them for 85 bucks, another for 49 and one last one for 44! WOW. That’s like… how much is that..? *counts* …178 dollars!!

That’s just about 20 bucks short of me being able to buy a GameCube! WOW.

I am rich!

See?! And you thought me plugging those shirts wouldn’t amount to anything. HA. Who’s laughing now??

HAHAHAHA.

I’m going to go cash my checks now. And maybe buy a GameCube. Or a bunch of PS2 games. Or a whole lotta DVD’s. Wahahahaha.

Nelly Furtado is the ultimate example of a white artist jacking black music and watering it down for white folks. I hate Nelly Furtado.

Nelly’s music is poor. That’s all you really need to know. And, she’s big-headed about it, which makes it even worse.

What about her insufferably nasal voice? It’s quite a funny thing. Almost as obnoxious is her arrogance (at least what I find in her interviews). She talks about how she will do anything the hell she wants on her second album. Now that Timbaland is remixing her and whatnot, does it really make a difference?

Nelly Furtado’s music is kind of like the way she comes across when you see her. It’s trying to be something but it’s not really anything. She has the ability to appear smart, because she takes herself quite seriously, but she’s a dunce. Her music’s just like that: dopey yet pro. Boring. And she looks like she’s going bald when she puts the corn rows in. Nelly, if you google this, stop pulling your hair. You’re going bald, just like the chick on Real World. As a matter of fact, Nelly could easily be the chick on the Real World (the balding long-haired brunette that wants to be a singer). If you don’t know what I mean, check out the top of her head next time the show’s on.

The trailer’s out.

• Resident Evil

Looks pretty cool. A bit cheap looking. But cool. Loved the part where Milla Jovovich gives that zombie dog a FLYING KICK.

Does anybody out there actually like Nelly Furtado? Because i gotta tell ya, i can’t stand that fucking woman. I hate that song where she’s like all fucking repeating herself trying to turn off some fucking lights. I hate that song. I hate it i hate it i hate it. I’ll fucking turn off her fucking lights if i ever hear that song ever again.

Hell, i’ll take Enrique Iglesias’ ‘Hero’ any day of the week over that fucking song.

Anyway.

She seems pretty cool. Been noticing her site popping up in my referrals lately. I’m apparently one of her daily reads (!). How that has come to be is truly beyond me.

F.U.B.A.R: More general blog, but Justin’s amusing. Not to mention there’s lots of good Porn. To steal a line from him: I ASSURE YOU IT’S A GOOD SITE.

That’s pretty funny.

Hey look what i found.

Ain’t it cool?

I came to drop bombs.

Two nights ago, i dreamt up the best post ever.

It was the best post ever.

In that post, i officially changed my posting name to Enrique Iglesias. It was still pronounced ‘Justin’ but it was spelt E.n.r.i.q.u.e I.g.l.e.s.i.a.s. In that post, i was the biggest ass ever. So much more than i was like i was yesterday to Will.

(One day, i fear Will will go postal as a result of my being an ass to him; and he will hack my site.)

I also had very bad grammar and sentence structure in that post.

But regardless of which, the post that i dreamt up was so good, i think i even remember me laughing in my sleep. Because it was so funny. I was very bitchy in that post. I made fun of this one godawful little site. I made fun of it’s name too. I thought to myself, “What the fuck kind of name is that?”. Because seriously, any site that has the word dump and core in its title must be alluding to it’s own shit filled center. Kind of like a blue M&M with shit instead of chocolate in the middle.

Then i clicked on a link. And a godawful little site about that godawful game Counter-Strike or whatever the fuck it’s called came up. I started reading and then i cried. I felt dumber for having read that site because it had terrible English.

People who cannot write proper English should never make websites.

I should also probably be telling myself the same thing but it’s okay. My immense ego renders me immune to my own good advice.

I wish i could remember the other dastardly thing that i wrote about in that post that i dreamt about. Because it was really funny. I mean, would i have laughed in my own sleep if i didn’t find it funny?

Most likely yes. Because i am quite easily amused.

Actually it’s all coming back to me now. I remember why i had that dream. I was reading up on this other little site and it had a little section about all the silly little wars that it had been in with some other silly little sites. I was amused and thought, hm, wouldn’t it be great to be completely immature for a while and start pissing off people and getting into silly little wars?

Then i fell asleep.

And then i dreamt my silly little dream.

Now please go to the real Enrique’s website and buy his latest CD which has the song ‘Hero’ on it. If you watch it on the MTV, it has the Jennifer Love Hewitt on it. His father Julio would be so proud!

okstorms: not updating anymore slacker boy?
psykotik2k: shush. i’m eating my dead animal.
psykotik2k: dead animal nuggets.
okstorms: mmm
ok storms: dead animal
ok storms: yum
psykotik2k: dead animal. with BBQ sauce.
ok storms: i had two double dead animal hamburgers earlier
psykotik2k: i have no more money to buy anymore dead animals =(

PROBLEM: Chicken McNuggets.

psykotik2k: go say hi to Thess
ok storms: huh?
psykotik2k: say hi to Thess
psykotik2k: like.. “Hi Thess”
ok storms: why would i say hi to her? i talked to her a few times before
psykotik2k: just say hi foo
ok storms: well what’s her name foo
psykotik2k: Teflon Parakeet
psykotik2k: actually…
psykotik2k: dont say hi
psykotik2k: say:
psykotik2k: “word 2 ur momz”
ok storms: um
psykotik2k: please?
psykotik2k: say “word 2 ur momz”
ok storms: if this has to do with you telling more people i’m your bitch i’m going to kick your ass
psykotik2k: say”word 2 ur momz” dammit!
ok storms: it does, doesn’t it?
psykotik2k: it doesn’t! just go say it!
ok storms: there
psykotik2k: did you say “word 2 ur momz”?
ok storms: yes
ok storms: exactly that
psykotik2k: excellent
ok storms: now what?
psykotik2k: we wait for the apocalypse.

Five minutes later…

psykotik2k: you didnt say it did you?
psykotik2k: big fat liar
ok storms: i swear i said it
ok storms: ass
ok storms: jeez

Word 2 ur momz.

ok storms: “came to drop bombz”
psykotik2k: what are you talking about foo?
psykotik2k: speak english
ok storms: thess said that to me
ok storms: foo
psykotik2k: you two are weird
ok storms: why am i talking to her again? is there any particular reason?
psykotik2k: because you iz my bitch. ahahaha.
ok storms: you are kidding
ok storms: right?
psykotik2k: i sayz jump. you sayz, how high homeboy?
ok storms: i say i’ll cap your ass

Five minutes later…

ok storms: har har
psykotik2k: what?
psykotik2k: wassofunnay?
ok storms: i dunno
ok storms: i don’t know what to say to her
ok storms: she intimidates me

Fig. 1: Intimidating: “behaviour or language from a person using a situation of power to disturb, embarrass or influence the actions or ideas of another person, with the consequence of harming the job, academic performance or well-being of the person targeted by this behaviour or language.”
(Definition adopted by the FMRQ on 12 December 1997).

ok storms: she says things nicer then i do
ok storms: i am poor speaking english
psykotik2k: she is very intimidating yes? (See Fig. 1)
ok storms: this is why i don’t talk to her before, she probably has enough intelligent people to talk to, for me to be wasting her time.
ok storms: why do you have me im people that i have nothing to say to, now i feel like an idiot
ok storms: thanks a lot yerk
psykotik2k: hahaha

Ten minutes later…

psykotik2k: i am going to post the most unfunniest AIM convo ever
ok storms: if this is me
ok storms: i’m going to kick your ass

“What are you doing, Snake?”

METAL PRON SOLID!