I called up Mandi a coupla nights ago. After about 3 months or so of her ‘pestering’ me to call (hehe), i finally did it.

Of course, me being me, i was practically stumbling all over myself on the phone trying to string together coherent sentences for the first 5 – 10 minutes of the conversation. It never fails to happen. I’m always a nervous wreck for at least 5 minutes or so and i start literally talking out of my ass. And i probably come off sounding like a complete dork during that time.

I can be completely useless on the phone.

I tend to calm down a bit after the first 5 minutes or so… but not by much.

Anyway, rather then discuss my apparent non ability to converse properly on the phone, let’s take a look at the buttons Mandi made for me!

• Button 1
• Button 2And not only that but…
  Isn’t she GRAET??

  Alrighty then. I know A LOT of you have been e-mailing me this past week or so. Only to get no reply whatsoever. Sorry about that. I’ve been really lazy (and sick) is all. I will get back to them though. Sooner or later. But for now, i’d like to take the time to answer this one short e-mail.

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  To: psykotik@gmail.com
  Subject: Hey, gotta question?
  From: wes2405@aol.com
  Date: Mon, Jan 21 2002 2:34:00 PM EST

  Justin,

  Thought your website was done well… What software did you use to get the
  pictures all the same shade… Like the Drew Barrymore pictures…

  Thanks,

  Wes
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  Easy. Photoshop 6.0. Never leave home without it.

  Wanna know how i made those pics look the way they look?

  All i do is just convert the original pics into Grayscale mode (select Image > Mode > Grayscale) and then select Duotone (Image > Mode > Duotone) then choose Black to be Ink 1 and PANTONE 116 CVC to be Ink 2. Hit OK and there you have it.

  Simple.

  But why anyone would wanna make shit color shaded pictures is beyond me.

If you do not find this funny, then you suck.

WOW. Can you just SENSE the total lack of effort being put into the posts on this site lately? It’s just not even funny anymore. That goes for both the lack of effort and the site just not being plain funny anymore.

How long this’ll continue on going i have no idea. But strangely enough, despite the complete lack of anything to call worthwhile reading, my hits have been remaining pretty constant. 6500+/- a day. Two months ago, i’d be lucky to even get anything over 5000 on a daily basis. Now i don’t even have to try.

But those numbers don’t really mean anything though. It’s not like all of them are from people who actually come here to the site. Most of the hits that i get are what i like to refer to as ‘cheap hits’. Hits i get from people searching for porn.

Cheap hits notwithstanding, it’s does feel kinda good to know that you site gets hit about 6500+/- times a day.

Call it a guilty pleasure if you will.

But the ease of actually getting those number of hits has kinda made me somewhat lazy. I haven’t really been trying to write anything good anymore. Not that my posts have actually been any good to begin with, no. In fact, they were pretty bad. Still are. Always will be. But that’s beside the point. The point is that i don’t even have to try anymore to get those kind of hits!

So i’ve finally gotten to the point where i can actually get 6500+/- hits from about 4000+/- visitors a day without even trying. Apart from an even higher hit count, there isn’t really much else for me to strive for.

I dunno. I’ll probably think of some other means of motivation to keep my interest in this site from waning.

Don’t worry though. I wasn’t thinking of quitting. I’ve already done that like what? 3 times? 4?

Anyway.

I IMed Preetika today for the first time.

psykotik2k: um… anybody home?
juniperdaydream: hi
psykotik2k: woah okay. you’re online.
juniperdaydream: lol
psykotik2k: um.. hiya
psykotik2k: i was just at your site
juniperdaydream: hey 😀
psykotik2k: thought i’d just say hi or something
psykotik2k: so.. “hi or something”

Yes. I am THAT corny sometimes.

juniper daydream: lol and ur a friend of stals!

!

And she knows me as a friend of Stal’s!

That’s pretty cool. I IZ RECOGNIZED (somewhat). Anyway, go check out candywhore.net sometime. Because like me, she’s sick (although i am on the road to recovery).

And it would probably cheer her up if you hit her site and maybe IMed her get well or something.

Just don’t be a potzer and actually say “get well or something”.

OOH. Stacy’s back online! I thought she’d died or something. I even took off her link (D’oh! Bad move).

I AM DOOFUS. DUH.

Anyway, since i’m still sorta like… 20% sick, i’m going to go get myself a healthy Subway Steak & Cheese sub. Because it is very healthy and i am very hungry. And 20% sick. And i need to eat before i take my meds.

Hopefully by satiating my hunger as a result of eating a healthy Subway Steak & Cheese sub and taking my meds after that, i will vanquish that evil 20% sickness that is still fucking around in my body.

Steak & Cheese. Yum.

Well, as you can probably see (unless if you’re a first time visitor…), i’ve gotten rid of the Angelina Jolie pics and had them replaced with some, in my opinion, very nice Drew Barrymore ones.

Granted, i’m not exactly a big fan of Drew Barrymore’s (or was i one of Angelina Jolie’s for that matter) but they’re good pics to use for a layout. So yeah, that’s pretty much the main reason why i’m using them. Because they’re good pics.

Although, i was kinda reluctant to use that fifth shot of Drew (the one that’s waaaay down the bottom) because it’s practically a nude shot (and i don’t post up nudes on the site… i just link to them) but she’s got flowers covering her tits so i guess it’s okay.

In other news, i’m feeling much better right now. Despite me having a nose bleed right now and having a tissue stuffed up my left nostril, EVERYTHING’S A-OK.

I wish my webcam was working right now. I don’t have it hooked up but if i did, i’d probably take a shot of myself with blood streaming from my nose.

I like blood.

I’ve actually been pretty sick these past coupla days. Fever of all things. Hence the lack of updates. I’m still not in the mood to write but rather than just leaving the site to rot, i figured i’d just post up a coupla new pics.

(Funny, i’m too sick to write yet not sick enough to look for new pics)

I’ve got a coupla new Cerina Vincent ones from Not Another Teen Movie. They’re basically the same ones that i had on here once before but just better quality.

I found this hilarious .gif of Stephanie MacMahon bouncing up and down. It’s literally something i could just look at all day. I’ve also got a coupla vid caps of her cleavage from the latest Raw.

Oh and before i go, i give you Nikki Cox. That woman is jaw dropping.

Okay.

I am going to lie down now. For i am still sick and i need rest. I bid you adieu.

In the mood for some videogame humor?

WELL THEN, HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ACTS OF GORD.

*BOOM!!! THUNDER and LIGHTNING and whatnot…*

Good stuff.

Yes, it may look like a bible site but I ASSURE YOU IT’S ALL ABOUT VIDEOGAMES.

Click here.

You can thank me later.

The amount of fun you can have just fucking around with this poor guy is just endless.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
From: Go0fYuss@aol.com
Date: Wed, Jan 2 2002 9:03:02 PM EST

hey how about some monica potter pics!
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• Monica Potter 1
• Monica Potter 2
• Monica Potter 3