psykotik2k: you ever watch the king of queens?
pangwinking: yeah, sometimes
psykotik2k: what do you think of leah remini?
pangwinking: pretty good looking, but has an anoying voice
psykotik2k: i want to make fuck with her.

Either i’m getting a whole lot of new female visitors.

Or that you’re all GAY.

I was over at the bootleg place where i usually get all my DVDs yesterday and i saw a bootleg of the new B. Lo/Bennifer flick Gigli on VCD. I was actually contemplating on just picking it up despite the fact of the horrible reviews it’s been getting. I was thinking, “I’m sure it can’t be THAT bad”. Besides, it would’d only cost me like less than US$1.25. But in the end, i decided against buying it.

Anyhow, i was just over at Rotten Tomatoes and LOL. I guess it really is THAT bad..!

Liquidten: kevin the gayanator
Liquidten: he looks nothing like colin
Liquidten: farrell
psykotik2k: maybe he needs more stubble
psykotik2k: i could photoshop some onto his face
Liquidten: I think I took a crap this morning, and when I wiped my ass the crap on the toilet paper looked more like colin farrell then dear Kevin does

How about now? Tee hee.

Dear driver of red Honda Civic, license #37537,

I hate you. I want to take your muffler (with dual exhaust pipes) and beat you senseless with it. Not in a violent way, but in a way where you learn what happens when you cut people off. You see, the reason I chose to drive in the left lane was because I knew that I was approaching a series of poles which confined me to my side of the road. You, obviously distracted by the glow of the LEDs on your hood or your chrome windshield wipers, completely overlooked this fact. So, about five feet before you were forced to choose a lane, you decided to choose the one that I was already in.

Good for you! But unfortunately, I don’t really give a crap about my car, and am looking for someone to hit me. It was dumb luck that I had not yet accelerated to the point where I would have done enough damage to make the “accident” worth it. Were it not for the disappointment caused by my inability to ram into the side of your car, I might have followed you home, ripped the spoiler off of your car, taken a crap on it, then used the spoiler to smear said feces over your car, completing the metamorphosis you are imposing on your tricked out ride.

Instead though, I choose to taunt you over the Internet, on a website I doubt you’ll ever read, after driving home in my 1985 piece of crap car. Here, I am cool and pretentious, thus allowing me to poke fun at you though I am a complete loser in real life.

God I’m lonely.

Believe it or not, i once actually had a fansite. Yes, an actual fansite. fubar was so popular back then that it actually prompted one (truly insane) reader to set up goodinabadway.com as a little homage to badinagoodway.com (my old URL). This guy was totally obsessed with me and my site. It was actually pretty hilarious. In a creepy way. I wish i had a more complete copy of his site but this was all that i could salvage when goodinabadway.com suddenly disappeared a mere few weeks after it first debuted. And then later, it went back up again… as a mormon site (!?). And now it’s just under construction.

Very disturbing.

Anyhow, go have a looksee.