Monthly Archives: May 2004

Videogames

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Ninja Gaiden fucking pisses me off. Stupid fucking enemy ninjas… WITH GUNS. Who the fuck gives ninjas GUNS?? Stupid Tecmo.

So i finished Halo about a week ago. First time i’ve ever played Halo. Okay so i’m like about 3 years late and quite possibly the last person on earth who hadn’t played Halo yet. It was on OKAY game i guess. Kinda repetitive. Didn’t like the whole A – B – C – B – A level progression and the grand total of something like, FIVE enemy characters throughout the entire game. But it was an OKAY game nonetheless. I’m hoping single player Halo 2 will be better than single player Halo 1. But i doubt i’ll be playing the campaign mode much. Halo 2 multiplayer Xbox LIVE baby!

E3 seems pretty good this year. Xbox has quite a nice lineup. Personally i’m looking forward to Fable. It sounds amazing. And the new Conker game looks fabbo. I never did finish Conker’s Bad Fur Day on N64. But since Conker: Live and Reloaded is a(n enhanced) remake, i guess i can just sort of pick up on Xbox where i left off on N64.

Sony’s got Killzone, a potential ‘Halo Killer’. But i’m not buying into the hype just yet. I’m a lot more excited about Metal Gear Solid 3.

Nintendo’s got Metroid 2, Starfox, Viewtiful Joe 2 and a new Zelda game. Quality. Pure quality.

Oh and let’s not forget the DS and the PSP.

There’s way too many things to cover here. Just hit up your favorite videogame website for more E3 news.

So many games, so little money.

Update:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: e3
From: “aryn”
Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 18:05:32 -0700

justin,

just wanted to say that e3 this year is indeed pretty fucking cool. i have some pics from the floor if you wanna see the grandiosity of it all. ive played some cool games so far and i’m going back tomorrow. same old doom3 trailer from last year, which is annoying. i didnt have the press pass for the 10-minute playable demo. half-life 2 looks amazing…conker’s new game IS gonna be ill. theres a lot of cool shit coming out that i hadnt even heard of yet.

anyways…great site, keep up the good work (and lohan pics, rawr!)

-aryn
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Lucky bastard.

If you know it, show it

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Scarlett + Benicio + elevator = ?
From: Nick
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 10:05:46 -0700

Hey Justin,

First, just want to say your site is great.

I came across this bit of news you might find interesting, although you might discount it, since it has nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan…

So, here goes. I think I saw a mention on FUBAR a few weeks back about Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro getting all hot and heavy on Oscar’s weekend. Yahoo UK has a story where Scarlett admits to not only making out, but actually having sex with him in the elevator. So, here’s the story: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040511/140/et9cx.html

Enjoy, you fellow sick freak.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Scarlett Johansen and Benecio Del Toro fucked in an elevator, boo no pics
From: “Derek”
Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 08:26:52 -0700

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004212688,00.html

There’s the link
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Didn’t someone already post about this in the comments section a coupla days ago somewhere? Could just be my imagination. Or maybe i read about it somewhere else. But yeah, heads up for those who didn’t already know.

Update:

I was right.

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Looks like scarlett got her bang on with benicio del toro

http://tinyurl.com/yump7

DRUG TRAFFICKERS AWAY

Posted by Rush Limbaugh – 6:06pm May 4, 2004
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STORY BROKE OVER A WEEK AGO. Don’t say it doesn’t pay to read the comments.

Oh and the for love of Lindsay Lohan, i swear, by the pinkness of her puffy left nipple, if i see anymore e-mails, comments and links to that stupid ass ‘Britney Playboy pic’, i’m going to go crazygonuts. It’s NOT HER. This has been confirmed a coupla day ago, again, in the comments section.

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Actually, that pic of Britney Spears (as stated by JR) isn’t her indeed. Amature/Pro photographer, moonpie/Eric, took that picture along with others of that same model. He’s got a porfolio that can be found here Photosig. It’s a free membership site that you can find all sorts of amature photographers’ work.I think the only thing PS’d is the text.

Posted by outLAW2LK – 5:28pm May 8, 2004
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That being said, i hate Britney. She’s disgusting. DISGUSTING. I wouldn’t do her if she put 10 pounds of makeup on. Slut. I hope she gets eaten by a shark.

I’d still do Avril though. WOOH DAT’S HOTT.

“…but the timeline!!”

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So i was in class yesterday sitting next to this chick and she starts talking about the movie Van Helsing with this other chick.

“That guy’s in it. Hugh… Hugh J… something”
“Hugh Jackman”
“Yeah! Hugh Jackman. He’s hot. I like him”

(potential spoiler ahead if you haven’t seen the movie)

She then starts talking about how Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is in the movie and how Van Helsing kills him (them?).

Now the funny part is that this chick, she starts getting completely perplexed by the fact that Van Helsing kills Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde because she remembers Jekyll/Hyde being in The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Then she just starts going on about how the whole timeline is off and then talks about how both movies are based on books and that she’d read both of them but couldn’t really remember much about them, hence her being confused about the timeline. But she doesn’t stop there, she just kept coming back to the fact that the timeline was off and that Van Helsing couldnt have killed Jekyll/Hyde because he was alive in LXG or something like that. Over and over. Van Helsing. LXG. Back and forth. I wanted to slap her.

VAN HELSING AND LXG DOES NOT TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME MOVIE UNIVERSE MORON. Besides, Van Helsing is a Universal flick. LXG = FOX.

What. A. Dumbass.

Then again she was blonde after all. Plus chicks almost always know nothing about movies.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

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GYAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

I’m gonna be so fucked for bandwidth this month. Damn you Lindsay and your puffy nipple!!!! It’s barely even 1/3 of the way into the month of May and i’m already just above 50% of my bandwidth allotment for the month. (I only have 115 gigs and that clearly isn’t enough). Didn’t bandwidth use to be free or something back in the day? Damn the man!

TheGammaddict: this kohan thing
TheGammaddict: is getting a bit out of hand

(he means lohan. he’s a little retarded)

FUBAR has been fleshbotted, whateved, and is currently being linked to on at least half a dozen forums out there on the web since the start of Lindsay-mania. Hence the sudden influx of visitors at the mo.

pangwinking: damn it…tons of people are comming to fubar…i fyour gay cgi thingy goes down again i’m gonna be pissed

So yeah, definitely no hi res pics for a while. At least none that’ll be hosted on this server (and even that won’t help much). If worse comes to worst, we’re probably gonna be having some downtime towards the end of the month.

ANYWAY.

GYAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.

Check out what i just won off of ebay.

HOLLA!

Will you take a look at that? A veritable worn-by-Lindsay-Lohan SHAWL!

I’m still laughing deep inside at the fact that i actually got that off of ebay. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. WHATEVER will i do with it?

Maybe i’ll frame it. And put it right next to that Titanic laserdisc that i bought (which i’ll probably frame too. just for the hell of it). Maybe i’ll save it to give as a present to a future girlfriend. Maybe i’ll wear it myself and pretend that i’m Lindsay Lohan.

I’ll let you know how it smells when i get it.

Lohan Behold!

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ALMOST!!!

SUPER MEGA UPDATE:

Found hi res pics!!!

Four more:

Small update:

Mirrors.

MAJOR MAJOR UPDATE:

LINDSAY LOHAN FULL BOOB EXPOSURE