Christina Model

Any Christina Model fans out there? She’s finally actually fully topless.

Underwater.

I’ll leave this gallery up until somebody threatens to sue me

UPDATE:

KEKEKE.

Notice of Copyright infringement

PWE
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Our copyrighted works are located at: www.ChristinaModel.com .

An unauthorized copy of our copyrighted material at: http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/christinamodel/

PWE is the owner of the above website, I nor any of my agents have given anyone permission to use any of our copyrighted material.

I hereby state that I have a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by me, the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.

I hereby state, under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States, that the information in this notification is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner or an exclusive right that is being infringed as set out in this notification.

Alright i’ll take them down.

But i will however, put up this link to a zipped file of the entire gallery in its place! FTW.

OR you can go here!

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LACEY CHABERT ZOMG!

Correct me if i’m wrong but isn’t this like the first time Lacey has ever done something like this? Like, you know, posing for FHM, MAXIM, STUFF type mags?

If this cover is any indication of what the actual spread is gonna be like, then there is no doubt that i WILL be fapping to this issue.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

AB UPDATE:

thx to Hizoo for pointing the way to some scans of this issue…

For a week everyone analyzed how I looked with boobs and said maybe I should grow some one day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Jessica Chobot you fucking noob. What the fuck are you doing playing a Nintendo Wii. Go back to playing your fucking PSP you fucking Sony whore!

BY THE WAY, I LAUGH AT YOUR WII INDUCED INJURY!!!!!!!

What a fucking idiot.

This past Thurs I was playing Wii baseball with a friend of mine. I was losing badly and getting VERY angry. Even though I know that I don’t actually need to literally pitch in order to get the ball across the plate, I was so frustrated I did just that. With all my might. And promptly slammed my hand (and Wii controller) into my oak coffee table.

The Wii broke apart, cutting the inside of my finger (that’s right-the Wii drew first blood!) and leaving me to gasp in pain (the kind of pain that hurts so bad, you don’t even make a noise at first). I seriously thought I had broken my finger. I mean I REALLY slammed my hand. I figured it was broke (especially as it started to swell up and throb in time to my heartbeat. It was too late to go to the doctors, so I just bandaged it up as best I could, popped a few Aleve and figured I’d see if it was worth going to the DRs in the morning.

It was. Although the swelling had gone down, it still hurt pretty bad. I could kind of bend it and knew it wasn’t broken, but I figured I might as well use up those IGN bennies before the year was out and toted myself off for a few x-rays.

Turns out it wasn’t broken, just a little sprained and badly bruised.

FUCK. I was hoping it broke.

Reactions to her stupidity:

  • *LMAO!!* HaHa! She hurt herself!
  • It’s amazing that competent adults can still not follow the safety warnings that are rampant amongst the Nintendo manuals and on-screen instructions. If you had a table in the way you deserved what was coming to you.
  • She totally deserves it for being so dumb.
  • Personally, I’d like to see her get the Zelda Eye, and maybe get electrocuted while attempting to blow some more consumer electronics. Hey, I’m not being mean, in fact I’m rather forgiving. It wouldn’t hurt her half as much as her writing/”reporting” hurts my brain.
  • She should stick to doing what she knows. i.e. wearing a bikini and doing pointless interviews with game producers for games she knows nothing about because they aren’t on PS2.
  • PS: Lay off the makeup the fugly old wrinkly leathery whore.

    In case you missed it the first time, you can play the CHOBOT INVASION game here. CHOBOT MUST BE DESTROYED.

    Winona Ryder

    Well it’s about time somebody capped Noni’s ‘nude’ scenes from A Scanner Darkly. Been dying to see what it looked like. Was too lazy to actually hunt down and watch the movie so these caps will have to do (until somebody makes a vidcap of the scene).

    Sure, it’s not really her boobies but it’s close enough..! I’ll fap to cartoon boobies. Like i did when i fapped to Chun Li in that shower scene from that Street Fighter II animated movie. Yatta!

    UPDATE:

    Vidcaps here and here (Thanks Adam!).

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    Hayden Panettiere

    Thanks to TomK for bringing this to my attention in the forums…

    Hayden is in a new movie called The Architect. The plot summary goes something like this:

    A harrowing and ultimately human story of two very different families. Leo Waters (Lapaglia) is an idealistic architect and patriarch of an affluent, suburban Chicago family. Tonya Neeley (Davis) is a pragmatic activist who is trying to keep her family together while living in one of the city’s most drug and crime-infested public housing projects.

    That all sounds quite intellectually relevant to the complex subject of race relations and cultural division in 21st-century America, but the real take home message here is that Hayden apparently has her “heroes” on display quite a bit in the film…

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    A few clips from the official website to further whet your appetite…

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