If i had to put Monica Bellucci in a top 10 list of the hottest women alive today, she’s probably be in the top three.

I found this weird video of her on YouTube.

IT’S SO SEXY.

The Screech sextape is online. Right here.

Tell me if it’s any good because i am NOT watching it.

LOLZ she got fat.

With paparazzi tailing pop-culture beauties so closely, there are bound to be a few “wardrobe malfunctions,” but lately it seems every time a celebrity weblog is opened, a link to a picture of their exposed crotch opens too.

While the Paris Hilton’s and Britney Spears’ of the world get in and out of vehicles wearing tight skirts with no underwear, at times there is just enough “unmentionables” exposed so that a cameraman man can snap a shot and post it on the Internet for the world to see.

With that said, BetUS.com, the most largest and respected sportsbook on the web, posted odds on the next celebrity to have a “crotch shot” make the web.

Jessica Simpson -5/1
Paris Hilton – 3/1
Nicole Hilton – 10/1
Nicole Ritchie – 3/1
Lindsay Lohan – 5/1
Tara Reid – 2/1
Madonna – 20/1
Halle Berry – 50/1
Eva Longoria – 20/1
A Bush Twin – 4/1
Pink – 10/1
Angelina Jolie – 50/1
Janet Jackson – 2/1
Chelsea Clinton – 50/1

“They probably thought a crotch-shot would help their career after what Paris’ sex tape did for hers,” said Spokesman for BetUS.com, Reed Richards. “You would think they would be a little more tasteful. Some of these pictures did not help my opinions of their beauty.”

Additional sports and entertainment odds can be found at:

www.BetUS.com

Got this a while back. Thought i’d bring it up for this post.

from: Jon
to: psykotik@gmail.com
date: Oct 30, 2006 7:36 PM
subject: hey, just commenting

anyways, just commenting on ur guys site, pretty kool when it comes to pop culture. to be honest, i kinda found it through casey pics, and some how she was posing nude at one point, were they really real? lol, anyways, kool site though, i’ll keep looking around, peace

Jon

He means Casey from that CaseySCAM.com site. Remember her? She was that stupid camgirl that got taken advantage of by her stupid prick webmaster who once threatened to sue me a while back. Asshole.

Anyhow, i have some videos of her for your downloading fapping pleasure. One has a nipslip in it and the other has a vagina flash. I fapped to both. Stupid whore.

Mirrors of the videos here and here.

Because without it:

So many possibilities!

It’s possibly the worst movie i’ve seen this year and yet, as much as it sucks, i totally love it too. Sure, the girls don’t have boobs as big as their videogame counterparts and the movie does have the hideously ugly Devon Aoki in it but Jaime Pressly (who is looking fucking fit and totally hot in this flick) and Sarah Carter (SO pretty – like a cross between Sarah Chalke and Kristen Bell) totally makes up for Devon Aoki’s fucking alien looking face.

Jaime Pressly could probably crush my penis with her vagina muscles.

In fact, this movie was so bad that my girlfriend who had absolutely no interest whatsoever in wanting to watch the flick actually couldn’t take her eyes off the screen. Though she did have this look of disgust the whole time and she kept hitting me everytime something sexy happened onscreen (like the beach volleyball scene – FAP!!!!!) but yeah, i got to make her watch Dead Or Alive! HA HA.

Volleyball + Jumping girls = Boobies all over the place!!

Now if i can only get her to play DOAX2 (or at least watch me play).

Though i haven’t really been playing DOAX2 as much as i’ve been watching it. All i ever really do in that game is make the girls relax or prance around doing girly things while i try to manouvoure the in game camera to get the best view of their jiggling boobies.

So anyway, my favorite DOA girl from the movie is Helena. Played by Sarah Carter. I like Sarah Carter. Jaime Pressly comes in at a close second. I fapped to Jaime in Poison Ivy: The New Seduction last week, before seeing DOA. And i never even really liked Jaime Pressly to begin with. But after watching her in My Name Is Earl and now DOA, she’s grown on me and i’ve decided that i do like her and i happen to think she’s quite fappable to. To which i did. And what a great fap it was! AAA+++ Will fap to again!

Old Playboy pics of Jaime here and here. And a coupla Sarah ones from DOA here.

Almost exactly one month ago, Buffy’s lil sis dressed up for Halloween, and changed the very nature of the holiday as we know it.

Sexiest. Snow. White. Evar. <3

Only possible way this could have been any hotter would be if she was with Mackenzie Rosman as Little Red Riding Hood, Hayden Panettiere as Alice, and Alexis Bledel as Dorothy.

Oh, and be sure to round up the whole family and take them to see Trachtenbabe’s new movie on Xmas Day! (ps. Sha-bear is in it too)

kekeke ^_^

Some more pictures of Britney’s poon!