Okay so i’ve made the site all pretty again (like black lingerie with pink lace edging apparently) and while it looks all fine and sexy in Firefox on my Mac, it sort of looks like crap in IE on a PC, with quite a few broken bits and pieces here and there.

Two things that i’ve noticed are:

1. My own comments aren’t showing up in the comments. It just comes up blank.
2. Every comment is comment #1. Makes it look like everybody is first (please resist the temptation to call “First!” in every comment though, because once this is fixed, you’ll only look like a tool)

Lemme know if you find anything that looks like it doesn’t belong there.

I’ll try to get it all fixed. Even though everything looks fine when i’m looking at the site on my Mac.

Moral of the story: Mac > PC

Fact.

My girlfriend probably doesn’t think so though. But what do girls know!

So i was watching She’s The Man on DVD about two weeks ago with my girlfriend and i think i remember her calling me a pervert because i really wanted to wanted to see Amanda playing football soccer in a bikini. In fact, she got all pissy after i fired up the DVD and it actually took us me like three days to watch the whole movie from beginning to end. I had to stop the movie several times throughout because she would stop watching it and get all pissy because i was making her watch it (she really didn’t want to… but isn’t it like a chick flick??? she’s supposed to dig it!). Funny because we had no problems watching Aquamarine (she still thought i was a pervert though). I don’t get it!

I won’t even attempt watching Sleepover with her.

THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

I first noticed her back in that Clockstoppers movie. I actually thought she was jailbait at the time but it turned out she was already like 27 or something crazy like that.

Didn’t even realize it was her in that elevator in Harold and Kumar..!

Anyhow, here she is all practically naked and stuff. Lips! Nips!

She has weirdly-far-apart boobies though. I don’t think i like that.

I’d still do her though. With a shirt on.

PS: Garcés > Alba?

I was watching Aquamarine on DVD with my girlfriend last night. Much to her dismay of course. She kept calling me a pervert for some reason. I think it was my incessant outspoken desire to see Jojo in a bikini and the fact that i actually hit rewind and went frame by frame during this one scene where i swore i saw Sara Paxton’s naked sideboob (i did and i was right).

Yeah. Jojo is fucking hot.

Here’s a video of Lindsay doing a little boxing (and bouncing) in that blue bikini at the beach.

Fap fap?!

ALL WET.

ALL YUMMY.

From the movie “Scoop”.

Scarlett really needs to do movie nudity. Like soon. So i can fap to her for great justice.

Right here.

Obviously it’s a little barren (okay more like, completely barren) but hey, it’ll pick up in time. Maybe.

And i promise, this time, i’ll actually give two shits about running it properly (i.e. having moderators etc etc).

Okay maybe just one shit. Which is a step up from not giving a shit at all like last time (post TJNR, pre .net move). Let’s just hope we can get some responsible mods to keep things under relative control if the forums ever do pick up steam. But with only a few people who are actually even aware of this .net address, don’t expect a huge influx of new registrants anytime soon. Maybe once .com finally starts pointing .net.

I’m still wondering why it’s taking so long for it to do so (.com to start pointing to .net). I think my domain name registrar is like, holding it hostage or something. Start pointing here already damnit!! Propagate! Propagate!!!

It’s no secret that one of my most favoritest movies ever (besides TITANIC) is the original Bring It On (never seen the sequel – but i probably should someday, Bree Turner is in it and i’ve always liked her ever since she dipped her titties into that aquarium in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo).

Anyhow, Bring It On 3 is out and Hayden Panettiere’s in it. And i’m pretty sure you’ve seen that .gif that’s been circulating of her jiggling her ass (i fapped to it).

Anyway, here’s a collection of Hayden related clips and .gifs from the movie available for download (40.3MB .rar file). Enjoy!