Remember her?
The Apple Switcher? She was actually featured on the site’s layout a coupla years ago (back when the site used to just feature one celebrity at a time e.g Avril, Amanda Bynes, Denise Richards, Claire Forlani et al).
Seems like Ellen’s been doing some acting as of late!
Here’s what she looks like now:
…and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep…
Well the site is back up. For some of you. That know of this URL (dontlinkthis.net). Otherwise you’re either probably seeing a blank page come up – if you’re still trying to go to dontlinkthis.net. That’s because i sort of made it so .com pointed to the .net servers yesterday (.com and .net are hosted on different ones) while i was moving everything over (the .com site is now hosted on .net) and then decided against it (and just made it so .com would redirect to .net) and now i guess the DNS is still like, re-propogating back to the old server. Or something.
So why the move?
I’d headbutt it.
SIMPSON SNUBS CHANCE TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY
LATEST: ASHLEE SIMPSON has turned down a multi-million dollar offer to pose for famed men’s magazine Playboy. The 21-year-old was offered $4 million (GBP2.2 million), but decided to not to bare all for the legendary publication. Simpson’s publicist ROB SHUTER confirmed to website TMZ.com that the singer did indeed receive the offer to pose for the magazine, but declined. A newly-glamorous Simpson is currently on tour promoting her latest album I AM ME.
I would have fapped to that.
This teaser fails at having any wet or jiggly Kiki in it (ala the trailers for Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2)!
I am vexed!
I wonder what her boobies would look like unclothed.
I also wonder what her actual cup size is.
I wonder alot about Amanda Bynes.
I can’t wait till this scene from ‘Ask the Dust’ gets ripped once it hits DVD.
Oh yes, there will be fapping.
Hands up if you’ve jerked it to ‘Frida’ and ‘Desperado’.
This comment (posted to one of many Lazytown related posts) caught my eye. Just thought i’d repost it here. It’s funny because it’s true!
You can join the military at seventeen with parental signature, get a gun, go shoot people’s heads off or get yours shot off, but you have to wait 4 more years to drink a beer?!
You can touch a girl 24 hours before she turns 18, and your a child molester because she’s not mature enough to consent, but she can commit an unrealized crime at 11 and be considered and tried as an adult?
How about the boy second grader that kissed a girl student on the cheek and was suspended for sexual harrassment? How about last week in the news where a 19 year old “man” legally married his 15 girlfriend in one U.S. state, and crossed over to another for a job offer where the age of consent is 17, and was arrest for child rape, now has to register as a sex offender and has a court order not to see his wife? And the poor guy can’t even wallow away his tears over a cold beer for another 2 1/2 years.
This is one I always get a kick from. Two people see a picture of a young woman, like Julianna. One thinks she’s beautiful and “hot” and wouldn’t mind going out with her. Another see’s the same picture as nasty, dirty sexual soft porn and calls the other a pedophile. So who really sexualized the picture and is the pervert?
You puritans are the true sic perverts, over sexualizing everything, bible thumping cross burning and throwing stones, then going home to jack in the dark or taking it in from behind which is about as perverted as it gets. I’d rather date an honest pedophile than some lying bible thumping righteous pervert that steals my panties and jerks off on the toilet.
It’s airing this Thursday, June 8th at 9pm ET/PT with host, Jessica Alba, this year.
Blech!
Fact: Amanda Bynes is like, sooooo much hotter than Jessica Alba. She should be host!
Hot
Not Hot
So i went and saw X Men 3 the other day. I thought it was alright. Best parts?
1. “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
2. Naked (PG-13) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
3. Ellen Page!
Me likey Ellen Page.
What didn’t i like? Cyclops getting EVEN LESS screen time than he did in X2 and the bullshit tacked on extra ending after the end credits (you did stick around till after the credits didn’t you?).
Anyhow, just so you know, there’s gonna be an X4, despite the fact that it’s only supposed to be a trilogy. Last Stand my ass.
So anyway, i downloaded the Hard Candy trailer onto my XBOX 360 (via the XBOX Live Marketplace) about a week ago and was pretty surprised that they even put up that trailer on there. It’s not exactly the type of movie trailer i’d expect to be seeing on the Marketplace (i think the movie is about a pedophile!!!). But hey, thanks anyway Microsoft! Otherwise i wouldn’t have ever known about the chick playing Kitty Pryde, actually being the same chick i saw in the Hard Candy trailer a week before!
I think she was 17 when she made Hard Candy. She plays a 14 year old in it. Who hooks up with some 32 year old pedo photographer she met online. Or something like that. I dunno. I haven’t seen the movie yet but it looks cool! The description of the movie on the Live Marketplace says it’s “Lolita… with a bite!” or something.
I fapped to Dominique Swain in Lolita. True story.
