Miley Cyrus

Miss Cyrus walked the purple and yellow carpet at the London premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie in a short and sparkly silver dress that showed off her legs.

Smiley also showed off a little something else while exiting her ride to the premiere.

Pantsuuuu! ^_^

Jessica Biel

I guess someone managed to get ahold of a copy of Powder Blue, because some screen caps are starting to hit the internets.

Enjoy ur topless Biel.

I predict this may become one of the most torrented DVDs of all time in the not too distant future.

UPDATE: Some enterprising soul decided to use Photoshop on these caps to adjust the red levels and then was nice enough to make some collage images. Since they went to all that trouble, I figured I’d at least add them to our gallery.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

In their May issue, Maxim brings you Miss Hewitt in what they call “her sexiest shoot ever.”

I’ll leave judgment calls like that to our discerning readers, but I’m still leaning towards the green bikini pics Love posed for a few years back.

BONUS: Jordana Brewster has a couple of hawt pics in this issue also. Enjoy.

Mow The Lawn

This fun British commercial was featured this week on Attack of the Show.

I think it makes a fine companion piece to Justin’s last post.

FUN FACT: Shaving may be more convenient, but every girl knows that waxing is smoother and lasts longer. True story.

GUESS HER MUFF

Another interesting site found on teh internets.

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on her how she dresses? Does your co-worker’s carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves her twat bald?

The answers might surprise you…

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com

As to how the muff shots were acquired: well, they don’t look like they’re all pornstars… so i’m willing to bet that they’re all mostly real life chicks who somehow got their photobuckets hacked or something!?

THIS COULD GET INTERESTING

So, there’s this website called Omegle where you can basically talk to a complete stranger, anonymously.

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

This could get interesting.

Post any good transcripts in the comments!

Kristen Bell

These pics of Miss Bell are promos from her Veronica Mars days, but they’re new to me, and new to the site, so I figured why not post them? Besides, we haven’t had a Kristen post in awhile.

Apparently, Kristen has three movies due out this year, all comedies.

JESSICA BIEL GETS HER BOOBS OUT ON 06/09/09

That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.

FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. TLAvideo.com has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.

Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.

Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!

— Rick Stanko

They also have this to say:

3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM

  • Jessica Biel plays a stripper!
  • Who actually strips!
  • Several world and national holidays should be declared!
  • Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.

    Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.

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