Update crap

I’ve decided not to move servers yet because:

1. It’s a pain in the ass
2. It’s a pain in the ass

and finally beacuse:

3. It’s a pain in the ass

Hypermart.net was my best bet at finding a server that allows cgi scripting but they have big ass pop up banners ON EVERY PAGE. It’s also really annoying having make up a new layout for this site. What i want is a page layout that’s 80 percent text and 20 percent gifs/jpegs and shit. Should i go with tables? Frames? Iframes? Should i stick with raw HTML? Should i use scripts? Well fuck all that shit because this site is going to stay like this till i can get a good host that allows cgi scripting and also till i can think up a good enough new layout and color scheme. Updating is…

…a pain in the ass.

Disappointed

You know, i was kinda disappointed that Scary Movie hardly had any (female) nudity in it. Not that i want nudity in every movie that i see but i mean seeing that the recent trend of teen comedies nowadays have gratitious nudity in them (American Pie, Road Trip), i was kinda expecting to see some in Scary Movie. Sure there were lots of dicks and asses but no actual breasts and stuff. Considering that Shannon Elizabeth is actually in the movie for a considerable amount of time (unlike in American Pie) makes it even more slightly disappointing that there isn’t any nudity (by her at least). It’s still a good movie though. I was laughing out loud at the Dawson’s Creek joke. Man that was good.

Sucky

Headaches are such a bitch. They don’t allow you to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it makes you not bother to pick up phone calls, it makes you turn off your pager, it makes you go to sleep early, and it makes you be in a pissy mood therefore pissing other people off at the same time too.

I hate headaches. I need a haircut. I look like Sasquatch.

Scary Movie

I watched Scary Movie. It was good. But i only really laughed three times in the whole movie. I laughed at the Matrix stuff, the Blair Witch stuff and the part where Ms. Man exposed her balls. (Oh boy….there’s that word again)

Not the laugh fest that i was expecting but it was good nonetheless. You’ll only really get the jokes if you’ve watched all the movies that it parodies like i have. If you haven’t then you’ll be lost throughout most of the scenes.

Gonna watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon later tonight. Should be gooooood….i hope.

Road trip (of sorts)

Yeah so you may’ve noticed i was gone for bout 2 (two) days. Me, Oliver and John went to the ‘big city’ to meet up with Adi. We stayed over at his place. Boy that room brought back lots of memories. The room of decadence we called it. Anyway this will be boring but i’m just gonna write about what we did regardless anyway. That Wednesday night we went out to Taurean Cafe and met up with the legendary Gina and also with Angela. Had a coupla laughs listening to Gina’s impersonations and stuff. John also broke a glass trying to pull off some Mission: Impossible 2 shit like when Tom Cruise kicked up that gun. Well, John knocked over a glass and tried to save it by kicking it back up before it fell. Instead he kicked it into the wall. Dumbass. Anyway, we went to play some pool at this pool hall nearby. That was a good night out. Went back to Adi’s after that and watched…um…Animal Tricks. I won’t elaborate on that coz Oliver told me not to but lets just say it was the most disgusting thing we’ve ever witnessed. After that we had an hour of ‘deep’ conversation. (In-joke there. Sorry. You just had to be there.) Went to sleep soon after. The next Thursday morning we all went to the beach at bout 11 am. It was fucking hot. We met up with Sophie, Suzanna and Aaron at the beach. We also picked up Pete on the way. Had a ‘picnic’ (another in-joke) and went swimmin in the sea for a bit. John got fucking sunburned so bad (dumbass) that he actually suffered from sunstroke today. Anyway, after the beach everyone kinda agreed that Suzanna was hot. Adi could’ve got with her he was gonna leave the next day. At least he got to give her a piggy back ride to Pete’s dismay (He wanted to give her the ride but Adi beat him to it) She was wearing this 2 piece bikini. So that was cool i guess. Very cool actually. *Sigh* Anyway, after the beach we met up with Mohammad and we all went to Gadong minus Adi who had to stay home and spend time with his family before he left. So we all rang up fat Jeff to give us a lift to Gadong. So he did. But he left as soon as we got there. Oh well. (Dumbass) Anyway, it was me, Oliver, John, Pete and Mohammad. We stayed in Gadong, got a bite to eat, met up with Angie there, played lots of pool, got stranded there at night when a misunderstanding occured of how we were gonna get back (Adi was supposed to come get us but he couldn’t) so we had to call up Nori to send us back to Adi’s. Damn. For a moment there we all thought we had to walk back to Adi’s. At one point after a lot of arguing about all the possible ways of getting home, i just blurted out

“Aw come on guys, let’s just do this”

Pete says, “Do what man?”

And i go, “I dunno man”

Then we all burst out laughing. (You just had to be there to get the humor of this all) Anyway, we all got home eventually. We all stayed over at Adi’s. We watched The Wedding Singer and went to sleep after that. This morning, we all had breakfast and later on i found John passed out in front of Adi’s toilet. (Dumbass) Sunstroke. Oh well. We said our goodbyes to Adi there at his place cos we weren’t able to see him off at the airport or we’d miss the bus back home 100km away. And that’s basically it i guess. Of course there’s more that happened but i’ll just save those little stories for later posts and shit. I’m tired. This is probably boring to you all. I don’t really care anyway. Normal postings will resume shortly hereafter. Till then.

Yawn

Shit i’m up early. I’m just trying to get in as many posts as i can before i’m gone i suppose.
It’s as cccold as hell right now (wow, what an oxymoron) and i’m shivvvvering like a fraail litttle monkey in the north pole. Can’tt even work the mouse rigghhthtt.