Look what i found.

This is a really entertaining blog (plus there’s naked celeb pics :P) – (post excerpt taken from here)

Okay… is there anybody out there that DOESN’T notice that i have naked celeb pics on the site? I mean, i keep the links fairly well hidden don’t you think? Like… if you blur your eyes, i’m sure you’d think that they’re the archives or something… =P

In other news, if you see me on AIM and you’re wondering why my warning level is so high, this is why:

eZiIIy: thats for publicly announcing my obssession

I’m not a bad person. I’m not.

I think i’ll sell off my T20 to some poor schmoe and get… *drum roll*

…THE T65!!!

Phwoar! Look at that baby!

Oh by the way, i’m more of an Ericsson person. Fuck Nokia.

Okay okay, i know i haven’t been posting as much. And i’m SORRY. It’s just that i’ve been kinda busy with other stuff. And it’s been taking away my… post writing time… so to speak.

School assignments, fixing up the site for GreyMatter, worrying about the half dozen or so unreplied e-mails in my inbox, spending WAY too much time on AIM, confessing to somebody something that i shouldn’t have even brought up… and… well… other trivial ‘day in Justin’s life’ crap.

A lot on my mind right now. And no space for post writing =(

And it’s been pretty uneventful really… these past coupla days. And i don’t really have anything interesting nor funny to share.

Not that i ever do.

But yeah, hopefully things will pick up soon. I’d post more porn up… to suffice for my lack of posting… but i’ve run out of porn to post up. As incredible as that may seem. Seriously, i can’t even think of one single other person to include in my list of gratuitous nude naked topless celebs. *shock*

Maybe i just haven’t been thinking hard enough. I mean, what with all that other stuff on my mind, who has the time to think of big tittied naked women?

Alright.

Who am i kidding? I’m always thinking of big tittied naked women! Anyway, give me some suggestions. Because we need new porn on up on the site. God knows how many people have been bugging me about it. “Hey, more naked women please” they say.

Do i look like Hugh Hefner to you?

And on that note, i must go. And continue being a lazy bastard at posting. For now.

Actually wait, i’ve just come up with a new term for the act of ‘not posting’. It’s called ‘to do a Zil’. As in:

You: “Hey! You should post more!”
Me: “Oh don’t worry. I will. I’m just feeling kinda Zilly right now.”

or

You: “Hey! You should post more!”
Me: “Oh alright. I’ll post. I won’t be a Zil anymore.”

Or something like that. Use it well. =]

To Zil = To not post

I was deep frying some potatoes last night (Hyuk hyuk!). You know, to make potato chips… and i kinda sorta burnt my left hand! My left hand! OH NO! How will i ever live through the rest of my nights without the use of my left hand?!

Okay i didn’t say that.

Okay so maybe i didn’t really burn my hand. Not to that extent anyway. Remind me never to drop wet potato chips into hot boiling oil.

WATER AND HOT BOILING OIL = HOT BOILING OIL SPLASHING ABOUT ONTO LEFT HAND.

Now i’ve got like four of these… bubble like, blister looking… burn spot… things… on my left hand! I’m scarred! For life!

Alright… maybe not.

In other news, i think Zil is in love with Fuzzy. Or her site at least. Heh.

eZiIIy: she airbrushes alot
psykotik2k: stop admiring her photoshop skills
eZiIIy: very precise
eZiIIy: dunno why she likes to airbrush though
psykotik2k: you’re obsessed!
eZiIIy: but she’s damn good at it
eZiIIy: aaahhh

eZiIIy: i shouldnt visit her site
eZiIIy: not healthy for me

Told you.

That has got to be the single most grossest thing i’ve ever seen… EVER. You know what i’m talking about! THAT. Down there! THAT post!

BLECH.

I never wanna look at another tit so long as i shall live.

Unless if it’s female.

I actually wasn’t gonna post today because i thought, “I’ll just sit on my lazy bastard ass and let them post! Har har!”. But now i’m forced to! So that THAT post… will be pushed down! Down down down where it belongs! AAAAHH!

Women. Especially one’s that are named Zil. =P

Anyway…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: heya
From: “Stephanie Goh” fuzzy@absolutely-fuzzy.com
Date: Sun, Sep 16 2001 5:10:15 AM +0800

don’t know how i came upon this site.. think it has something to do with angelina jolie.. anyway nice blog 😉

/fuzzy/
absolutely-fuzzy.com
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See?? People come for the women! The female of the species! Tits! Angelina Jolie’s tits even! Not MAN tits! BLECH.

Okay enough talk about tits.

I was once… stalked by a girl named Stephanie… once. Yeah. True story. I see this chick right, Stephanie, coming towards me along with a friend of mine. And so my friend introduces her to me. And she’s like all, “Oh so you’re the mysterious Justin…”

Eh?

So there we were, the three of us just talking. I’m cracking jokes, insulting my friend, making her laugh her ass off (i am SO funny) etc etc. And… it’s time for class. So we all go our separate ways. Then the next day, i see her off in the distance… and i remember her from the day before. Like, “Ooh, hey it’s that Stephanie girl. Argh. Guess i have to acknowledge her presence when she passes by…”. And so i sorta smile as she passes by as to say, “Hey! I know you! How are ya?”. AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?

She slaps me on the ass.

Well… kinda. And from that moment on, we just kept ‘mysteriously bumping into each other’. And she just kept following me EVERYWHERE. Seriously. It was as if i had a three dimensional shadow physically following me around and CLINGING to my arm. Eurgh. Everybody around school saw us. They even thought we were going out! This went on for like two weeks.

Sure, at first i thought, “Woah. I’m liking this attention!” but then it just became something like out of Fatal Attraction. Add to the fact that i started to notice her… slightly… psychotic ticks… and it all became a bit worrysome. She’d be talking and ranting and raving about things to herself. She’d just ‘snap’ sometimes and would just go on and on about the things that’re pissing her off and i’d be like “Oookay…” and sometimes, she’d just burst into tears! For no reason! And get my shoulder all wet! And my lap too!

But we won’t get into that.

It’s not what you think by the way.

Anyway, i don’t really know how to end this story and believe me, it’s a long story. And what’re you’re getting right here is just the short and condensed version with some minor details left out. But yeah, the gist of it all is still there. I was once stalked by a girl named Stephanie. And she really was a stalker. Hell, she even stalked like… 3 of my other friends after i ‘got rid of her’. Like i said… long story.

So now, i live in fear of anybody named Stephanie. But i’m sure this Stephanie is nice. And not at all stalkerish….so yeah. Give her a visit.

How many times have you loaded fubar and thought “Oh great not another naked chick.” Or skimmed through a post cos it had one too many “tit” in it?

Well that’s where I come in.

To save the day.

(OK so maybe most of you don’t want to be saved.)

In true fubar spirit, I present to you these glorious tits.

At this point I have to say that the girls made much better visuals. What can I say? We are the more beautiful of the species.

For the past week or so, I’ve passed a dead chipmunk while walking home from school. It’s just laying there on the sidewalk decomposing. It’s SO gross. I can’t believe no one has cleaned it up. I can’t bring myself to even touch it with a shovel but its RIGHT in front of a convience store so I just assumed they would take care of it. But obviously they haven’t. What does that say about their store owners? If they dont mind dead animals in front of their store, I wonder how clean the inside of the store is.

I walk down a back alley on the way home and theres a bunch of dumpsters. Last week I glanced in one while walking by and there was around 5 or 6 videotapes in it. I wonder what they were. Maybe someone caught their teenager with porno and threw it out? Maybe they were just crappy movies. Who knows. I wanted to get the movies but I didn’t want to go in the dumpster.

I guess I should mention that this is my first post. I felt I didn’t need to because I haven’t mentioned preteen lesbian sex so you realized it wasn’t Justin. 🙂

I had this big ‘ol long blog about rednecking it with my boyfriend and his family this past weekend at the shooting range and surf fishing, but deleted it after previewing. That’s something that would be better suited to my site than this one. Y’all are used to pr0n and 14-year-old girls, and DVDs/movies. Not necessarily in combination, or in that order, but the idea is there. So now I’m here, idly reading my younger sister’s webpage, cringing at her spelling mistakes, wondering where she found my zip disk to take some of the images she’s using from, and telling myself that just because she’s on Geocities is no reason to disown her. We all started somewhere.

It was a shockish sort of thing to find Justin’s email, complete with a personalized login and password for me (me, of all people), this morning. I remember when he declared (it was awhile back) that any female posting on this site would have breasts the size of Australia. I think it was Australia, anyhow. Boy, did HIS standards come down, hmmm? Not only does he have at least one female with breasts FAR sub-Australian size posting, but he also has males.

Oh, how the tit-obsessed have fallen.

<3 Justin. :) Shawn (the boyfriend, I’ll tend to babble about him like a damn idiot on a regular basis…just a warning to those of you who don’t know me) made me watch Highlander last night. He informed me that I WOULD like it, as it is a CLASSIC. A 17-year-old classic movie, with good effects for its time, and yadda yadda yadda. I say yadda yadda yadda primarily because I hated every moment of what I allowed him to make me watch. The bad guy was laughable, they KILLED SEAN CONNERY (capital offense), the lead guy was creepy, ugly, and had a horrible accent…the effects were cheesy and laughable, and I just flat-out was not impressed. I told him I thought it was very interesting. Got to let him keep some illusions. Illusions like his belief that he has good taste in movies.

I should say something interesting to amuse you all to no end, since this is the first time some of you might ever have heard of me. That would make a better first impression then me rambling on about a bit of nothing, but eh, well… yeah I just don’t see that in the near or present future so you’ll have to make due with this junk.

I suppose I should use proper case on this site. Bah. I never realized how hard it is to revert back to using ‘shift’ after you stop using it for months on end… Which reminds me, why do I write in all lower case anyway? I guess i just got lazy after a while. That damned ‘shift’ is just too far away, my poor pinkie shouldn’t need to exert itself as such.

Since this is an e/smut site and all, I thought I’d share some of my recent smut discoveries. Ok, well my only smut discovery, but it’s an important one, I swear. As I was saying Oh yes, Susan Ward is not that hot. This came as quite a travesty to me. I have an FHM calendar over my trashcan and this month just so happens to have Susan Ward on it and man, is she HOT! Yeah, at least that’s what I thought. So I went about scouring the internet to see more pictures of her. Well, I’ll be darned if I found more then four good pictures of her. In all the other ones she looks… ::shiver:: not so hot at all.

This vaguely reminds me of the time I was walking the boardwalk with some buddies and I was like “who is that hot girl up there?” and then she turned around and *gasp* she was not hot at all! ::sob sob:: It was awful, and embarrassing! Oh well, anyway about Susan Ward, she’s not so hot. Just look around the internet at some of her other pictures, you’ll come to the startling realization too.

Yes well, that’s about it for my startling smut discoveries, but I’ll be sure to share any other useful information as I find it. But let us now address one more thing, before I leave you all to your humble lives. I do not look like Gary Oldman. To prove my point, I’ve arranged the following case in point:

See to the left is said Gary Oldman, yes the actor who was in such notable films as umm, well I know he was in something oh yes! He was in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, yes and he was in the Professional. He was the crazy crack fiend cop who said ërelease the hounds!’ wait no that was something else, that’s it he said, ëI love these calm little moments before the storm’ in a weird voice that vaguely reminded me of Optimus Prime. Maybe that was just me though.

Anyway I was trying to prove a point here, that guy to the right is Gary Oldman, wait no, that’s me. Hence I do not look at all like the guy to the left, that actor dude. Yeah see? Bah! Justin doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Well yeah he was right about the third Olsen, but that doesn’t prove anything.

In conclusion, Susan Ward is not hot, and I do not look like Gary Oldman.

As you can see, the site looks terribly empty right now. And that’s because everything that used to be here… is now… archived over here.

But why? Well… to make way for the new GreyMatter-ified posts of course! Yup, the site’s no longer being updated the oldskool way. No more tinkering around with WordPad and FTP anymore. I’ve sold out and gotten GreyMatter installed.

Fancy schmancy cgi posting script notwithstanding, it still doesn’t disguise the fact that my posts (and my site for that matter) suck most of the time… so i’ve recruited some… how do you say… outside help. ‘Freelance posters’ if you will.

So yeah, every once in a while, you’ll probably see some stuff being posted up here that’s… not posted by me.

Interesting concept eh? This whole multiple posters thing…

The site’s still pretty much all mine (MINE MINE MINE) and the posters i’ve recruited aren’t necessarily ‘members’ of the site… so there’s no obligation on their part to post day in and day out. They can post as many times as they want whenever they want.

Or they might just not post at all.

Here are some of the little changes i’ve made to the site so far. In point form. Because everybody loves point form.

• Posts are now managed by GreyMatter.
• There will be multiple posters from now on.
• Site will still be all about me.
• Because i have a big ego.
• Readers (and porn seekers) can now comment on each post.
• So there’s probably no need for that fag board that i used to have…
• New GM handled archives can be reached here.
• Old non-GM handled archives can still be reached on the sidebar.
• Older posts will be scrolled off the site after 14 days…
• …to be archived in a month by month archive format.
• If you would like to be a ‘freelance poster’, e-mail me.
• You stand a better chance of getting in if you have breasts.
• And i don’t mean man tits.
• I’ve already got two man titted freelancers as it is (Ha).
• So no more man tits.
• But more women tits.
• Tits tits tits.
• Big tits… small tits… tit doesn’t really matter.
• Do you get tit? Tits. Ha ha. I am SO funny.
• How the hell did i start talking about tits?Anyway, since this is pretty much ‘the first post’ and all… and since there isn’t really much to read yet… (unless if you click here… where there’s TONS of crap to read…) i might as well try to flesh out this post with as much text as i can muster up.

  To make it seem like there’s actually some content on this site.

  But first, how about a picture of one of the Olsen twins?

  
  Alright so maybe it’s not one of the Olsens. And maybe it’s just that evil 14 year old Suzi. Close enough if you ask me.

  Oh. She’s changed her URL again… for the 300th time. It’s virace.com/suzi now.

  Okay. Fleshing out contentless posts is hard. How about if i try to cut and paste huge chunks of text from my website review over at theweblogreview.com and comment on it a bit?

  That might work.

  Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The layout is magnificent and the logs are interesting and fun to read. Sites having logs which are 2 sentences long updated every three days is really boring. It really seems that the Webmaster has their heart into the site and that is what I like to see. You really get a sense for what the webmaster is feeling, and that’s the point of a personal weblog. There is Porn on the site, which puts it into the adult category but if you want a good daily read, this is the place to go. Now about the sites looks. It is very fluid and easy for the eye to look at, as the color scheme is very well thought up.

  F.U.B.A.R. easily dwarfs any other 5-point site I have seen to date. The site deserves more than a five and I wish I could do that.

  Too bad i don’t actually have anything to comment about. It’s a good review. What can i say? It pretty much speaks for itself really.

  Am i tooting my own horn here by posting it up?

  Maybe i should just shut up now and HOPE that one of my ‘freelancers’ will post something to make up for the lack of good content on this page.

  GO FREELANCERS GO!

  Oh and thanks to Gary Oldman for setting up GM for my lazy bastard ass.