psykotik2k: OMG OLSEN TWINS ON LENO TONIGHT!!!!!
TypicalLewser: *blinks*
Typical Lewser: The pedophillia never ends.

Alright. It is Suzi again. This time I am not here to talk about Justin and his mullet, even though I told him the other day he could have been a stunt double for Joe Dirt. Yes, it IS indeed that bad. I must find that old picture I had of him when I first found out his dirty little secret. But like I said, I won’t talk about that. I have recently come to find out that Justin is bisexual. I don’t have any thing against it, Justin just needs to let everyone know. I figured I’d do it for him. If you don’t believe me just look at this convo!

ex0ticnsull3n: go watch been afleck
psykotik2k: josh hartnett!!
psykotik2k: not ben affelck
ex0ticnsull3n: whatever
psykotik2k: i like ben affl3eck though
psykotik2k: <3 ex0ticnsull3n: josh hartnett is so ugly
psykotik2k: he is so hot
ex0ticnsull3n: I’m the only girl here that doesnt like him
psykotik2k: like the sun

Need you see more proof? The reason I figure he isn’t just gay is because he has a girlfriend. Please let him know that there is nothing wrong with it. Rock on Justin. I think Ben is damn sexy too!

hah. I’m just kidding. I <3 you justin!

You know i probably wouldn’t be updating today if it weren’t for the fact that today is fubar’s second birthday. Yup. That’s right. Two years ago on this day, June 11th, fubar was ‘born’.

So anyway. Yes. 2 years. Wow. That’s a pretty long time. 2 years worth of my life being put into the running of this site. A lot’s changed since i first started the site. I noticed i used to post a whole lot more back in the day. I’d be posting what must’ve been like at least 10 times a day. For real! Okay maybe not but pretty close. My how time flies by… Two years ago, this site was born. One year ago, i actually quit the site. And now… it’s time to quit again…

Haha. Only kidding. No i’m not quitting the site. Maybe next year.

I’m actually supposed to be making this post at least 200 words long because a certain someone told me it has to be at least 200 words long because i’ve been very lazy and i should update my site more. Like how i used to do ‘back in the day’. But that’s not happening. Speaking of ‘back in the day’, i just have to say that OMIGAWD i can’t STAND reading my old archived posts. MY WRITING SUCKS. For real! The further back in the archives i go, the more i cringe. I’m even cringing right now even thinking about it. *CRINGE*

Anyway. Okay. I don’t think i have enough time to ramble on about how my day went FOR NOW. Because if i do, i won’t be able to make the 12am deadline of putting up this post in time for it’s birth date (June 11th. Durh). So i’m just gonna keep this short for now. I’ll post later/tomorrow. I SWEAR!

Happy Birthday site! You’re 2 years old!

Men. Women. Can the two coexist without sexual tension? In my opinion, honestly, it works out if one or the other is wholly unattractive, both are in happy relationships (as if such a thing truly exists), or if one of the two is homosexual. So, then that brings us down to the majority of the fucking race, doesn’t it? The single individuals, in their co-ed friendships, secretly harboring sexual feelings for their “friends.” It’s a mad fucking conspiracy, the entire theory of male/female relationships. If you are sitting there right now, shaking your head, saying “That’s not true.” Test the theory. Call your male friends ladies, tell them in explicit detail what you want to do to them behind closed doors, and see how strong the friendship-only line stands. Hands down, you would be screwed. Pun intended. And moving on.

Women, this is the year 2002, not 1902, right? We are still fighting double standards, stereotypes, and common “whore” labels at every turn. It’s not only from men, it’s from the women as well. I don’t quite understand why women are as big of sluts as men are… it’s not exactly female liberation. It’s sexual over-liberation, and that is just the spawn of decades, if not centuries of sexual retention and the theory of Freud of hysteria caused by the stress of maintaining a societally labeled decent image, ie. marriage. We all know damned well, that girls do not wait until they are married. That is a comfort zone for the sex-scared adolescents, and 16, by fact, is the average age of losing that cherry of innocence. I would like to see women stand up against sex being a status, and bring it back down to what it should be – sharing, passion, give and take, lust, love, something other than status.

No degree of feminism will ever break down that double standard that men carry for women… sluts are fuckable, good for some short entertainment, but then when they grasp some small corner of human decency, they suddenly get self righteous and want someone pure, clean, someone who hasn’t shared in as many drunken, careless nights with strangers as they have. The double standard of oral sex, as well, seems to go unnoticed. Men can demand at any time, in any circumstances, for them to be serviced, but for women.. it is somehow different. Men can run around like unbathed scoundrels, still smelling of the last conquest, but women must be bathed, shaved, primped, and perfect. Double standard, much?

And this goes out to the ladies, or for the men that have those women that lie like fish under the sheets. Lighten up. Sex, if you’re going to do it, at least make the effort worth while – for both partners. This doesn’t really apply for the street skanks, the ones that I would ever so kindly label, the town bicycles.. this is the for the population of women, that I hope to God still exist over a percentile of 10. That hoped above 10%, would be the decent women I am refering to. The ones that aren’t closeted in, the ones that enjoy having sex, having passion, pleasing themselves and their partners. It’s a give and take situation. Yes, men are ready 24/7 to rip your clothes off (or just partially 😉 at any time, but every man likes to feel like he is wanted, and not just “doing his duty.”

Be vocal ladies, men love it. Wear sexy lingerie, smell good, take care of yourselves for God’s sake, try not to look like a fucking ho, just be sexy – for him. It doesn’t matter if you are introverted in real life, when you are in bed with a man, act like it. There is nothing sexier for a man than having that “innocent” girl break the night with a hearty scream of a good natured “Fuck me.” K? So, catch a clue, if you’re prude, be prude, your man won’t stay with you long. Tease him, talk dirty to him, tell him what you want him to do, as most men really are clueless what it takes to satisfy each woman. Invest in some candles, some non-christmas-present-from-granny untieable G-strings, massage lotions, and experiment. Have fun.

Men, if you are demanding, your woman is not going to want to do anything for you. Be kind. If you had some guy shoving your head into his lap, would you be happy about it?

Keep your hands away from her head! <--Random thought, thank God that never happened to me, I would have gone to jail like Lorena Bobbet. Try to understand the nature of a woman and what she wants, that is more than animalistic fucking and getting off. Women need to be treated gently at times, and other times, want to be your person slut, if it makes you happy. Be in tune with her. Find her erogenous zones, go there often, linger, tease, it’s about foreplay for a woman to achieve orgasm. And I hope you are man enough to at least try bringing a woman to a screaming climax. And keep your fucking mouths closed. The minute she finds out that you are revealing bedroom events to your good old beer drinking buddies on a commerical break from the football game, you’ll be out of the ball game with her. Have some damned respect.

Be protected at all times. Keep it verticle 😉

I am a lazy n00b!!

I swear i’ll update soon.

Jones Soda is yummy!

psykotik2k: would you let me take a dump on your chest?
Typical Lewser: only if you’ll let me piss in your mouth.
psykotik2k: *slurp*
Typical Lewser: you’re a sick fuck, you know that?

TypicalLewser: Yeah, the inside of the cheek thing is basically true.
TypicalLewser: but I think the consistency of the skin down there is a little different.
psykotik2k: yup
psykotik2k: you fingered your mouth. ahahahahaha
TypicalLewser: …
Typical Lewser: STFU

This looks like a pretty good movie. Think Resident Evil meets Dead Alive.

Check out the trailers. Pretty slick for an indie flick. An Australian one at that.

Let’s just hope that it’s more Dead Alive-y than Resident Evil-y. Resident Evil was pretty disappointing. I mean, sure, there were a coupla good scenes in there… like that corridor of death scene, but they killed off ALL the cool characters! ALL of them. All at once even. Like in that corridor of death scene. You’d think they’d at least kill em off one by one but no, they killed them ALL AT ONCE. And they could’ve just at least spared Michelle Rodriguez. I liked her character. She was pretty hot.

Oh well. Go check out the trailers for Undead. VERY SLICK STUFF.

Trust me. The movie looks cooler than the poster will lead you to believe. I mean come on now, where else can you see someone wield a TRIPLE SHOTGUN in any other movie?

You horny bastards. I get a pretty girl to update the site and she gets over 25 comments. I update the site and i get like NONE whatsoever. You know i bet if i had boobs, you’d all probably be slaving over me.

But i digress.

I have been lazy. This past coupla weeks have been verrrrry slow around here. Nothing much really happening. Kinda blows really. I haven’t been doing much. Mostly just staying in, sleeping, watching DVDs, playing videogames… what i like to call ‘the usual’.

So people, if you ever IM and and ask “What’s up?” and when i say “The usual”, that’s what i mean.

If you ask me “ASL?”, i will kill you.

My Bound DVD arrived in the mail a coupla days ago. I’ve been looking for that movie since forever now and i never could find it in any store that i went to. So i finally had to resort to getting it from some online DVD site. Pretty good deal too. Just about 9 bucks. It’s one of my most favoritest movies ever you know. Directed by the Wachowski Brothers, starring Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and Joey Pants, about two lesbians plotting to rip off two million bucks from the mob… it’s just a great great movie from the guys who went on to make The Matrix.

You NEED to watch this movie as much as Jennifer Tilly NEEDS to get naked more. Which she does. In this movie.

I once told an ex-girlfriend of mine, “Girls: Can’t live with them, can’t pee standing up”. She got really mad at me after that. Bad joke i guess.

Then i found this.

I should be expecting quite a bit of money to arrive in the mail in the next coupla days or so. Around 52 bucks from T-Shirt Hell, at least 50 from TCG and maybe even a check for an, as of yet, unknown amount of money from Solo! He’s selling celebpicgallery.com to some guy and he’s cutting me a share of the profits!

FREE MONEY FOR JUST PUTTING UP LINKS!

Okay so maybe i sold out by putting up those porno links on the site but hey, it’s money baby.

As Justin would say, “In other news:” – Stacy

I laughed when i saw that. <3 Stacy!

So yes, IN OTHER NEWS:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Another pointless reference to Libby Hoeller
From: Jason Major smashy@comcast.net
Date: Wed, May 29 2002 6:21:50 PM -0400

Jason Major
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For those of you who haven’t been checking up on the Libby Hoeler story, you might wanna take a look at some of the newer comments that’ve been left by some very ‘internet detective-y’ people out there. Lots of new info regarding the ‘Libby Hoeler story’.

Ooh. Look. Someone just randomly IMed me.

DaytonaShelbyZ88: hmm?
psykotik2k: yo
DaytonaShelbyZ88: saw ur site while searching for the whole story behind Libby Hoeler

Libby Hoeler brings me a lot of hits. <3 Libby!

Did anyone watch that stupid show on FOX the other night? Whores on ice? What a dumb show.

Gratuitous Suzi Pic (featuring Satan the kitten)

By the way, does anybody have any extra server space to host Suzi? She needs a new host. She will give you pictures of her feet if you host her.

I’m kidding. <3 Suzi!

Mandi is back. Meow.

I actually have a lot more e-mail that i should be replying to right now. But i’m too lazy. I’ve been very lazy when it come to e-mail these days. So if you do e-mail, don’t expect me to reply. Most of the time i probably won’t. Doesn’t mean that i don’t read your e-mails though. I do. I’m just a lazy bastard when it comes to replying. Don’t take it personally if i don’t. Usually i’ll just post up a reply on the site. More than likely i’ll just ignore them (if i think they’re just not worth replying to).

Oh and about linking… well… it’s irritating. Especially when you get as many link requests as i do. Especially when they’re from people with sites that’re just not worth linking to. I’m gonna have to write up a new ‘linking policy’ thingie in my faqs section. The thing i have up on there right now just isn’t getting through to people. So yeah, if you e-mail me begging for a link, most of the time i’ll probably just won’t reply at all. Unless i like your site enough to actually link to it. If i don’t, i’ll probably just plug you. Like what i’m about to do.

Okay i’m actually talking to Suzi right now while i’m typing this out and she’s been bugging me to post this up since like half an hour ago so i’m gonna stop talking now and leave you with the link sluts on the next page. Just click on more!

Tata.

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Did you like my little bad breath trick from two days ago? Nice huh? Well maybe you’ll like this too:

Wanna know how a woman feels like? (…if you know what i mean…)

Rub the inside of your cheek with your finger.