Matrix Revolutions

Your thoughts? Personally, i haven’t even seen it yet. But i’ll probably pick it up on bootleg DVD or something next week. Because i can. Nyuk nyuk.

(I’m too cheap to go see Revolutions at the movies. But if it makes any difference, i did go see Reloaded like twice when it came out back in May. At the movies too! 😮 Not bootlegged)

Anyhow, for those of you who have seen it, go ahead and talk about it in the comments or something. Be as spoilerific as you want. I’ll probably chime in with my thoughts after i actually see the movie. But for the rest of you..

Warning: Potential Revolutions spoilers will be the in the comments!

I didn’t break it?

Justin gave me my login again. (Do I hear a “oh shizzah?”) Then, the site was down… For a brief second I thought that Justin hated me and tore down his site in a desperate attempt to keep me from posting. Yet, that brief second passed, and the site is now up. So I continue…

Hidy-Ho, Bloggerinos! (Is this a blog or e/n or is it all the same now?)

Long time no read, eh? Well I’ve been busy busy busy as a bee souped up on methamphetamines, and haven’t had time to tend to my adoring public. But I do feel that an update on my life is in store, because dammit, I’m in the middle of a crisis. Well… not so much a crisis so much as a crux in my life. I think I hit the point in my college career where I question the validity of everything and everyone in my life. I had a sudden urge last week to sell my posessions, rent a boat, and live out my days in the Bahamas. Crazy, no? Especially for a computer nerd as I. Such is life.

I think I like being single more then I like being boyfriended. And since I have discovered that I just don’t place the priority on a boyfriend as I know I should (and I know others deserve), I think I have no choice but to be single, if anything then to be selfish and save my own sanity. I know it’s bad when I think I can’t sustain a relationship because I value things like friends and volunteer work more then boy… but that’s the way it is. I can’t make accusations or excuses that make me look better; I am just busy.

Speaking of life-altering changes, I think I’m going to take 5 years in college instead of 4. Between the volunteer work I do and classes and friends, I discovered that I don’t have the time needed to devote myself to 16 or 17 credits per term (which my major practically *requires* in order to graduate in 4 years), so I’ll be cutting back for a bit. College is where you make friends for life, right? So why should I shut myself in and not let myself grow as a person? I always thought that I’d take 4 years in college… that’s what I told everyone. But as I get older I realize that not doing everything perfectly isn’t such a bad thing. As long as I’m comfortable with what I’m doing and I have no problem with it… it’s okay, right?

My hair is now brunette. I was always pitch black… with occassional pink streaks, red streaks and sometimes I went a little blonde. Now I have dyed my hair a cutesy little brown –and now everyone thinks this is my REAL hair color. Jeez!

I also got my nipples pierced on my birthday. This is the first time I have posted that information online… eep! My (now ex-)boyfriend and I got our noses pierced not too long ago. And a week or so ago, I went with some friends to get my eyebrow pierced. What’s new? I have no idea… We shall see!

Oh, and my big revelation of the month: I fit into little boys’ clothes. Well, to be fair, it’s fat-kid clothes, BUT ITS STILL A CHILD SIZE. And not even the biggest. I <3 the Old Navy children’s section!

Mary Beth Decker Flash Strip

It’s a little old but what the hell. Some of you might’ve not seen it yet. Thanks to Amy (the other one) for the link.

  • Ready steady strip!

    (mirror: here)

    By the way, she was on MTV’s Road Rules: South Pacific just in case you have no idea who she is.

    pangwinking: oh fuck me….
    pangwinking: i just got done looking at #2
    pangwinking: i have to say…this has officially made my penis hard
    pangwinking: omg….the fun just never ends!
    pangwinking: spin bitch spin! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYA!
    pangwinking: ok…on to #3
    pangwinking: damn dial up makes this shit take forever
    pangwinking: omg omg omg ogm gomg omg ogmggomog ogmo gomg gomgogm og ogmg ogm omg….every fucking girl in playboy should do this
    pangwinking: this is the best thing playboy has done in years
    pangwinking: her boobies are too fake…but i dont care…i can’t stop looking at her vagina
    pangwinking: hairless vagina…i wanna kiss it

  • Kill Bill Japanese Version

    Looks like Americans get the short shrift when it comes to KILL BILL because in Japan, KILL BILL (JAPANESE VERSION) is totally uncut, totally in color and totally more violent. Example? You actually get to see guts spilling out onto the floor in that scene where Go-Go ‘penetrates’ (hehehe) that guy.

    There was a huge press conference for a different version of “Kill Bill” held in Tokyo last week. Mr. Tarantino, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Sonny Chiba, Julie Dreyfus, Chiaki Kuriyama, Lawrance J Bender,and Yohei Taneda (production designer) attended this packed conference.

    The greatly excited Mr.Quentin Tarantino looks so hyper at this conference you would think he was about to explode right there on the stage. He said loudly and with very much pride, “You guys will be seeing the much better one! Americans and Europeans are seeing a weaker one!”. Known as the “Japanese version” this KILL BILL will be including many more violent shots than the American version that is showing right now on the screens in Japan as well as the rest of the world.

    A WINNAR IS JAPAN!

    Okay so it looks like i’ll also have to buy the import R2 copy of KILL BILL (JAPANESE VERSION) when it comes out. So what is that? Like maybe four different versions of KILL BILL on DVD once it’s released?

    Damn you Tarantino! Damn you Miramax!

    By the way, worldwide premiere of Matrix Revolutions in about two days time.

    Oops i did it again!

    Managed to rape my bandwidth (AGAIN). All 50 gigs of it. I used to be much worse though (circa february 2002). Hee hee. As a result, the site was down the whole day yesterday. Damn Shannen Doherty’s tits.

    In other news i went out and bought the new Smackdown game today because deep down, i’m a wrasslin’ lovin’ redneck with a mullet. Oh and i also picked up the new Lord Of The Rings game. The Return Of The King. I’m currently playing through Aragorn’s path. Managed to get the the old dead king’s tomb place and i’m currently fighting the dead king boss guy. Then he royally kicked my ass and i died.

    Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain is pretty good too. Much better than last years game. In fact, the same thing can be said about the new LOTR game. The graphics are much more sweeter than in The Two Towers (Aragorn actually looks like Aragorn this time). My vagina went wet after seeing the new improved graphics during the introductory level at Helms Deep.

    November is going to be a great month for gaming. In a few short days/weeks, SOCOM 2 will be out. TRUE CRIME: STREETS OF L.A. will be out. Fucking KARAOKE REVOLUTION will be out. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME will be out. MEDAL OF HONOR: RISING SUN will be out. MANHUNT will be out. NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND will be out. And XIII will be out. Thank God i’m still in Brunei where you can get bootleg PS2 games for like US$2 each. Otherwise i’d be spending like at least US$350 for me to be able to buy all those games up there. I win! Nyahaha.

    Of course, once i do go back to Michigan in January, i’m going to have to buy games and DVDs at fucking regular price like the rest of you. I lose. Sigh.

    Okay i think i’ll go play a bra and panties match on Smackdown now. Best. Mode. Ever. It’s too bad you can’t use Stephanie McMahon in that mode though (it’s not programmed into the game). Sigh. Oh well. Stripping down Stacy Keibler shall suffice.

    And one more thing. It sucks that HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN isn’t part of the ‘legends’ up in Here Comes The Pain.



    “HOOOOOOO!!”