Difficult to follow Keeley, I realize…but perhaps some Sha-bear might be acceptable?
Oh…did I mention side boob was involved??
Lacey Chabert
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Keeley Hazell
With all the bickering over cup size going on in the comments of the Amanda Bynes post just below, I figured now might be a good time to offer up a recent photoshoot of a lovely lass who at the tender age of 18 was credited with the following (all-natural) measurements:
I’m sure everyone here has, at one point or another, asked themselves the important question: What would a soccer team look like if it were made up of ELEVEN Keeleys?
Gaze upon the magic that is digital photo editing…
FUN FACT: Keeley totaled her Mini Cooper back in February by running it into a lamp post. Even though the vehicle’s airbag failed to deploy properly, Miss Hazell walked away from the accident without a scratch… 😉
Amanda Bynes
I wonder what her boobies would look like unclothed.
I also wonder what her actual cup size is.
I wonder alot about Amanda Bynes.
Salma Hayek
I can’t wait till this scene from ‘Ask the Dust’ gets ripped once it hits DVD.
Oh yes, there will be fapping.
Hands up if you’ve jerked it to ‘Frida’ and ‘Desperado’.
Not that nobody already knew but…
This comment (posted to one of many Lazytown related posts) caught my eye. Just thought i’d repost it here. It’s funny because it’s true!
You can join the military at seventeen with parental signature, get a gun, go shoot people’s heads off or get yours shot off, but you have to wait 4 more years to drink a beer?!
You can touch a girl 24 hours before she turns 18, and your a child molester because she’s not mature enough to consent, but she can commit an unrealized crime at 11 and be considered and tried as an adult?
How about the boy second grader that kissed a girl student on the cheek and was suspended for sexual harrassment? How about last week in the news where a 19 year old “man” legally married his 15 girlfriend in one U.S. state, and crossed over to another for a job offer where the age of consent is 17, and was arrest for child rape, now has to register as a sex offender and has a court order not to see his wife? And the poor guy can’t even wallow away his tears over a cold beer for another 2 1/2 years.
This is one I always get a kick from. Two people see a picture of a young woman, like Julianna. One thinks she’s beautiful and “hot” and wouldn’t mind going out with her. Another see’s the same picture as nasty, dirty sexual soft porn and calls the other a pedophile. So who really sexualized the picture and is the pervert?
You puritans are the true sic perverts, over sexualizing everything, bible thumping cross burning and throwing stones, then going home to jack in the dark or taking it in from behind which is about as perverted as it gets. I’d rather date an honest pedophile than some lying bible thumping righteous pervert that steals my panties and jerks off on the toilet.
MTV Movie Awards
It’s airing this Thursday, June 8th at 9pm ET/PT with host, Jessica Alba, this year.
Blech!
Fact: Amanda Bynes is like, sooooo much hotter than Jessica Alba. She should be host!
Hot
Not Hot
Kitty Pryde!!!!
So i went and saw X Men 3 the other day. I thought it was alright. Best parts?
1. “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
2. Naked (PG-13) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
3. Ellen Page!
Me likey Ellen Page.
What didn’t i like? Cyclops getting EVEN LESS screen time than he did in X2 and the bullshit tacked on extra ending after the end credits (you did stick around till after the credits didn’t you?).
Anyhow, just so you know, there’s gonna be an X4, despite the fact that it’s only supposed to be a trilogy. Last Stand my ass.
So anyway, i downloaded the Hard Candy trailer onto my XBOX 360 (via the XBOX Live Marketplace) about a week ago and was pretty surprised that they even put up that trailer on there. It’s not exactly the type of movie trailer i’d expect to be seeing on the Marketplace (i think the movie is about a pedophile!!!). But hey, thanks anyway Microsoft! Otherwise i wouldn’t have ever known about the chick playing Kitty Pryde, actually being the same chick i saw in the Hard Candy trailer a week before!
I think she was 17 when she made Hard Candy. She plays a 14 year old in it. Who hooks up with some 32 year old pedo photographer she met online. Or something like that. I dunno. I haven’t seen the movie yet but it looks cool! The description of the movie on the Live Marketplace says it’s “Lolita… with a bite!” or something.
I fapped to Dominique Swain in Lolita. True story.
Avril Lavigne
Well, well, well…looky at Miss Polly Prissypants attending the Cannes premiere of ‘Over The Hedge’ on Sunday.
Someone is most definitely NOT punk anymore. As though voice-acting a possum in an animated feature was ever confused with being punk…
No, Avril…you’re still not punk. :rolleyes:
ps. anyone else catch the size of the rock on her finger? 😮
Christina Aguilera
So Xtina has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.
I promised somebody the hi res goodies when I found them, et voila!
Why, oh why, couldn’t Jewel celebrate the release of her new record in the same manner?
Boo.
EDIT: Someone asked if these photos were an homage to a shoot featuring Marilyn Monroe. Well, you be the judge…
Oh, Hermione!
I’d link to the last two posts Justin made about Emma, since she’s wearing the same ‘Snoopy and the Wolf’ shirt in one of them, but the images in those posts are nonfunctional. As are almost all of the pics in old posts.
Justin is an absentee landlord… am cry. 🙁
Anyhoo, figured some of you might enjoy this candid shot of Miss Watson and friends.
ps. has anyone else noticed that “Zee” has been seen with about the same regularity as Yellow around these parts? zomg conspiracy theory! 😮