WOW.

She looks so totally different in this shoot.

Me likes it alot.

And some recent (cleavagey!) pics for comparison.

Morgan Webb, now she’s really the man.

Man jaw! Didn’t Adam Sesslar make fun of it one time?

I’d still hit it though.

Personally, i prefer this Morgan. She’s cute. I’d hit her too.

Oh and hey, didja hear? G4 just cancelled Filter and G4tv.com. No more Diane Mizota (i’d hit it), Tina Wood (i’d hit it) and Laura Foy (i’d hit it?) i guess.

From her new movie, ‘She’s The Man’.

I’d hit it..?

So it took about a whole week longer than expected but the new image server is up. So’s all the hi res galleries. The Sin City post was sort of a test run but i guess if you all saw the pics, then everything’s A-OK then.

Speaking of servers, anybody here know their way around WHM? I’m a noob and i have no idea how to set up nameservers.

But yeah, pics are back!

The new DVD comes out tomorrow and it’s got this thing where you can watch the whole movie without all the special effects. The ‘All Green Version’ they call it.

But apparently the whole thing’s sped up by like 800% so it all flies by in like 10 minutes.

That said, i would really like to spank Carla Gugino’s meaty ass.

Yummy!

Go. See. The Descent.

Be forewarned that this movie is probably at its most effective if you go into it knowing as little as possible but for those of you who don’t mind having the experience ruined by hype and expectations, then read on.

The Descent is quite possibly the scariest and bloodiest movie i’ve seen this year. Six times. I jumped six times while watching this flick. Which has never happened before with any other so called horror flicks. And i am not one to be easily scared.

I was actually a little reluctant in getting the DVD because i’d heard that it’s practically the same movie The Cave was (and that movie, i heard, is complete shit). I mean, i knew it was from the guy who made Dog Soldiers (which was a brilliant little horror flick – the Matrix joke made me laugh) but wasn’t too convinced that it’d be anything special. But oh how wrong i was. The Descent is freakin’ amazing for what it is. It was the 5 star rating from Empire magazine that did me in. If Empire says it’s good, then it must be. And it is.

I’m not too sure if the DVD is out in the US but if you can track it down, get it. It’s pretty freakin’ awesome. Otherwise, there’s always bittorrent.

It’s funny because while i was watching this flick, i was thinking, “now THIS is the movie that Creep should’ve been” and then reading the exact same thing being said in a review afterwards. Creep was super disappointing. I was expecting so much better from a movie that had Franka Potente in it.

But anyway, The Descent. Better than Creep. Better than Saw II. Better than High Tension.

Some choice quotes from other people who have seen it:

Marshall goes all-out to disturb, upset and downright terrify his audience for a relentless 100-odd minutes

The less you know, the more you’ll enjoy. If, of course, being scared shitless is what you consider enjoyable.

Brutal, bloody, terrifying, astonishing… And so tense it’ll leave you aching. The most significant Brit chiller since 28 Days Later.

Marshall makes superb use of the claustrophic settings and the darkness to crank up the tension to the absolute maximum, making it almost unbearable to watch at times.

This movie made me jump at least three times! Original, shocking, bloody & tense. This is what a true horror movie is & I think Marshall deserves a big round of applause for achieving it….

I missed this on it’s original release and saw it was the Wednesday Special Screening on Wednesday at my local cinema. Went along, boy I thought my heart was going to jump out of my mouth at times and I’m not an easily scared person.

Never has a film lived up to the hype like this one. Branded “one of the scariest films of all time” I went to see this film believing it cant be that scary. Wrong! I watched this on my own, which I recommend, and I absolutely wet my pants, I think I even lost a stone in sweat.

How often is a horror film one of the best pictures of the year? how often do horror films actually scare the sh-t out of you? how often do horror films grip you in total suspense? how often do horror films have great acting? how often are horror films well made? how often are horror films somehow realistic? HOW OFTEN ARE HORROR FILMS ACTUALLY HORRIFYING? well in modern times… the answer to all of those questions is “very rarely” but The Descent does all of those and more. Somehow, it even horrified critics (in a good way).

The only thing that will ruin this movie for you is word of mouth, which ironically is exactly what this film will need to become commercially viable. But the less you know, the more you will enjoy it.

The Descent will rank as one of the most unashamedly terrifying British films ever made.

I didn’t expect anything from this film before I walked into the theatre it, yet it is the greatest horror I have ever seen, and am likely to for a very long time.

From Yahoo! News:

The naked truth: The shutterbug who snapped photos of a topless
Jennifer Aniston is sorry. Sort of.

Peter Brandt told ABC News Radio Tuesday that he never intended to sell the titillating pictures, but that sending them to publications along with other photos was “maybe my mistake.”

Brandt claims he broke no laws in taking the pictures and that the former Friends star was at least partially to blame.

“She’s the one who went out there topless,” Brandt said. “I didn’t go looking for it.

“When I saw her come out topless, I go, ‘Oh, God, this is not what I want, this is not what people want to buy anyway.’ “

I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

How about that chick from the Narnia movie eh?

She reminds me a bit of Emily Browning.

They both got LIPS.

I just got back from seeing the movie by the way. It was alright. I remember watching the TV series back in the day.

Here’s one of the pics she’s suing over.

Only a thumbnail for now. Will post the fullsize versions if they ever show up online.

So i got another e-mail from the Oldboy ranter but this time, he’s got a question that i don’t really know the answer to.

But hey, seeing as to how there’s a surprisingly large number of Asians reading the site (judging from all the “hey i’m asian and i…” comments people have been leaving), maybe they can shed some light on this.

Subject: asians and chest hair

Do asian people have chest hair? Is it qualitatively/quantiatively different from the caucasian stuff?