Okay, is anyone else besides me totally SICK of seeing the following commercial?
Would someone please give this dizzy bitch some meat already?
Oh wells, I guess it could be worse. I should just be thankful they haven’t brought back the creepy rodent-things with the human teeth…
o_O
I bring you another fubar debutante. Seems like I remember someone asking for a Minka post some time ago. As with Camilla Belle, I had to look her up, only to find out she is playing a high school cheerleader on that dumb Friday Night Lights show. Funny thing is, she’ll be turning 27 this year.
Amazing that she looks about a decade younger than she is, I thought that was a market us azns had cornered. Who knew?
There’s a story breaking this week about billboards for the movie Captivity (which I’ve never heard of before this) having to be pulled down all over L.A. because of public outrage over the depictions of a woman (Elisha) being kidnapped, tortured and killed. Here’s a photo of the ad in question…
The movie poster…
And the trailer…
A few things… This movie looks pretty crappy. Anyone else notice how bad some of the lines delivered in the trailer were? And how fake Elisha’s screaming sounded? Is this dog really getting a major theatrical release? Because it looks like something I’d expect to head straight to DVD. And it’s El-EEE-sha, not El-EYE-sha? Hmm…at least I learned something from all this.
Someone from one of the studios involved had this to say:
“This movie is certainly a horror movie and it’s about abduction, but it’s also about female empowerment. We reshot the ending so the main character ends up in as much of a positive situation as the situation could allow. There is no rape or nudity in it, though it should be an R-rated movie.”
No nudity? Lose.
Looks like I still need to rent The Quiet.
So I wanted to put up Miss Connelly’s famous scene from The Hot Spot, but the clip’s paused image is of (gasp!) boobs. So how to post? Luckily, Justin came to the rescue with some ridiculously hi res fashion pics of Jennifer which will keep this from being just a boring all-text placeholder for the scene from the movie, which I imagine most of you will just skip straight to for fapping purposes.
In what has to be the strangest example in the time-honored tradition of the convention “boothbabe” that I’ve ever seen, I give you Samsung’s offering for their digital camera display at this year’s Photo Marketing Association tradeshow…
Possibilities for live-action Thundercats porn boggle the mind…
Cue obvious comments, such as:
“nice pussy!”
“kitty want some cream?”
“I’d like to make her purr!”
“Apple unveils public beta of Leopard OS”
Since Justin brought up the 7th Heaven vs. Party of Five showdown, I figured why not give Bev her first fubar post? Every other girl mentioned has had a turn here.
She doesn’t really do much for me…Biel and Mackie are superior by far (still can’t believe she’s the oldest of the bunch), but maybe someone out there likes her. *shrug*
Holy cow, it must’ve been freezing in that studio…her lady lumps have goose bumps!
Hey everybody! Joanna Levesque and I are having a blast in South Beach, wish you were here! It sure is great to be rich and carefree enough to go on Spring Break in one of the world’s most exclusive party spots.* Now if I can just get her out of the bars and into a bikini. I had to hold the little lush’s hair back last night after she pounded down about a dozen mojitos at the Delano. Lightweight…
Well, I gotta run…Jojo looks like she’s about to do another round of body shots with the starting lineup of the Miami Heat. What a ho.
Too Much Love:
AngelBaby
*The above scenario may or may not actually be happening.
Okay…all girls who need to wear pretty lace bras to support their womanly bosoms, take one step forward.
Not so fast, Ashley Olsen.
Best. Fake. Evar?
*scroll scroll*
Happy 25th Birthday, Jessica!
In honor of a quarter-century since the birth of Miss Finetush, here’s her finest cinematic moments captured by the glory of YouTube…
And some booty-shaking so fine that, had she not already been a lesbian, would’ve turned Ellen gay simply from being exposed to it in such close proximity…
FUN FACT: Was the first choice to play Abbey Chase in the TV adaptaion of the comic book Danger Girl. Unfortunately, the project fell through.
Lose. 🙁