I’M COMING FOR YOU.

I have no words.

Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called “prank” that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.

At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a “special someone.”

These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about to make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.

Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.

And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son’s hand south so he’s grasping her butt.

W.T.F!

ADORABLE. So Fucking Adorable.

How can anybody not like Kristen Bell?

How can anybody not have her in a top 10 list?

Go watch Veronica Mars and come back and tell me she’s not top 10 material. No tits? No matter. SHE’S CUTE. I love boobs as much as the next guy but i can forgive the lack of boobage on a chick if her face is appealing enough. And in my eyes, Kristen Bell is SUPER appealing.

What she lacks in the chest area, she more than makes up in being FUCKING ADORABLE.

Like how she is in this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. TOO CUTE.

Oh Kristen…

I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think i know why you like her so much – she looks like Kristen Bell”.

And she does, sorta.

Find a picture of Kristen and Avril smiling, cover the top half of their faces and they practically have the same smile. They also have pretty much same body too. True story.

Avril isn’t cross eyed though.

Bell has strabismus, which affects her right eye. She inherited it from her mother, who had it corrected as a child. Bell claims that if she does not get enough sleep, it aggravates the ailment. She calls her right eye “Wonky”.

This.

Chicks with wonky eyes, they really intrigue me for some reason. I’m always imagining what it’d be like to look a wonky eyed chick in the eyes while banging them and them being all wonky eyed and all. LOL. What the fuck that’s so fucked up.

I love you Kristen Bell.

So i actually made a DLT facebook page like months ago in August but never actually published it.

Like, what would i even do with a DLT facebook page? I barely even do much with the actual site as it is LOL.

Well, i finally published it just for the hell of it. Curious to see how many likes it’ll get.

Probably just as much as the number of posts that actually appears on this site per month, AMIRITE?

I swear i’ll get back to my Bang List 10 soon.

If this was 2004, this would’ve probably been the most greatest thing ever.

Also, if this was 2004, Lindsay Lohan would’ve probably also been in my Bang List 10 (which i will continue listing probably after this post!)

(Probably!)

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So i haven’t been on AIM for a while… a LONG while actually, probably years, at least on my old screenname. Figured what the hell, let’s see if i’m still on anybody’s buddy list and if anybody still remembers who psykotik2k is. Then i get:

I loled. Modern Warfare 3. What a fucking piece of shit game. COD stopped being good after the first Modern Warfare. It all went to shit in MW2, what a clusterfuck of a game that was. Can’t believe i even got old man Smash to ship the Prestige edition of MW2 all the way over here for me. I haven’t even put batteries in the NVG’s that came with that shit game. What a shit game. The multiplayer in MW2 is a joke. MW2 is so shit, it automatically makes MW3 shit no matter what redeeming qualities MW3 has.

Now the Battlefield series, that’s where it’s at. BFBC2, godly game. Battlefield 3 – even better. I actually bought MW3 though (regular version this time), but only to play through the SP. Haven’t even touched the MP or even gone into the MP menus yet. Fuck the MP in the MW3. I’m never touching that shit. It’s probably the same shit like MW2 was.

That said, i did enjoy the SP campaign story in MW3 a lot more than i did BF3’s though (BF3 story was too similar to how Black Ops told it’s story). But then again i enjoy Michael Bay style shit (Michael Bay is awesome) and the SP in COD is all about Michael Bay style shit. If you’re talking online multiplayer though, BF3 goes above and beyond the call of duty (HURRRRR). What a godly game. The Back To Karkand expansion just dropped too so BF3 just got even better with the BF2 maps. BF3 IS SO GOOD.

MW3 is a joke. COD can go to hell. I hate Call Of Duty.

So it’s almost a shame that Chloe Moretz is more of a MW3 girl.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Whether or not she plays the MP, i don’t know. But she isn’t playing BF3 so points off for that!

It’s good that this happened though:

According to Chloe Moretz’s Twitter feed, she’s had a giddy few weeks of Katy Perry concerts, Teen Vogue covers (“A Star is Born”) and swanky dinners with Chanel in honour of Pedro Almodovar.

According to Asa Butterfield’s, he’s been suffering from double-maths homework and a week of “not talking to anyone” while he and his cousin played the newly released computer game Battlefield 3.

“Wait!” chips in Chloe on hearing this news. “I beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in one day.”

“That’s because,” opines Scorsese’s new leading man, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is for pussies.”

FOR PUSSIES.

Not my top 10, but Mr. Skin’s.

Angelbaby would be happy about #3 i think.

Man, it is REALLY hard trying to find recent pics of Lacey Sha-Bear (or Chabert, if you will). She hasn’t exactly been in the limelight a lot these past coupla years, opting to do smaller roles in smaller movies and stuff.

She’s also probably the only chick from Mean Girls who HASN’T gotten her tits out in one way or another.

So fetch.

She’s come close though, showing a lot of side-boobage in that one flick, whatever it’s called.

But she’s never actually gotten the goods out fully. And i’m starting to think that she never will..!

She’s doesn’t seem to mind doing ‘adult’ roles on film. Like the time when she played a chick who got upset because nobody wanted to take a shit on her chest for example. And then there’s this flick she did, Pleasure Drivers (which i haven’t seen), where she’s doing all sorts of crazy things like

Lacey Chabert lying in the passenger seat of a car as she silently rubs herself and masturbates while a guy talks and drives around without noticing her doing it.

and

Lacey Chabert dancing seductively for a guy and giving us a nice look at her sexy stomach before she removes her tanktop to reveal a black lingerie top and then crawling across the floor and getting on top of him where she grabs her breasts briefly and starts to undo his pants.

but then never actually getting naked! WTF!

She was also in some movie called Thirst, with scenes where she was in a yellow bikini a lot. Which somebody had the good sense to edit and mashup into a Lacey Sha-Bear/Phoebe Cates video.

Even her FHM spread from 2007 was relatively tame.

I’ll tell you what though, she’s definitely hiding a fucking damn fine set of jubblies under there.

Fucking Lacey Chabert… what a cocktease.

Classy.

Ok so over the next coming 10 posts, i’ll be posting chicks that would probably be in my top 10 chicks i would wanna bang if given the chance in real life.

Or in my dreams.

More likely in my dreams.

But funnily enough though, no matter how much i try, it’s really hard for me to dream of a banging specific chicks. I think of it easy, but to actually fall asleep and dream of doing it with them, it just doesn’t happen.

In fact i can’t even think of a time when i’ve actually dreamt of banging anybody in my top 10. What the fuck dreams. Let me dream of banging my top 10 goddammit! So it’s not just in real life that i can’t bang these chicks, but i can’t even bang ’em in my goddamn dreams? What a load of bull.

But given the chance, these 10 chicks would be the ones.

Starting with…

Amber Heard.

Good God, this chick is hot. So so beautiful.

She’s also a lesbian but who cares. Helps that she’s always naked in almost every movie she does. I remember seeing Amber for the first time in that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane movie. That was like in 2006.

Look at this woman. I say GAT DAAAMN. How can anybody not be into her? Or at least want to bang her. It’s impossible. Unless you have an aversion to incredibly hot women. You’d be crazy. I’m not crazy. I want to bang her.

Even as a brunette she’s hot. Anybody here seen The Informers? I haven’t. But i have seen all the good parts. The good parts where she’s like completed naked. Which is probably like for the entire movie i think but i wouldn’t know. She’s completed naked in all the parts i’ve ever seen of that movie though and that’s good enough.

Anybody else a fan?