FYI, i just finished fapping to Salma Hayek and it’s my birthday today. Didn’t plan on it but i downloaded a 720p BRRip of Ask The Dust last night and figured what the hell. It’s been a while.

So somebody mentioned Chloe Moretz in the comments not too long ago.

Coincidently, i’d also posted a facebook status update like the day before saying:

I also followed up that posting with this:

Both are true.

But it’s strange really. When you really look at Chloe, she’s not exactly THAT great looking but goddamn, there’s just something about her that’s so appealing, i have no idea what it is. Thinking back to Kick-Ass, you never really got to see much of her face, only her mouth and her smirks, so i’m guessing that’s probably what it is. Her mouth. Her lips. How old is she now? I wonder what she’s gonna look like when she’s really grown up.

Oh, here’s that story that i liked up there if anybody’s interested. She’s apparently a real prankster on set.

Chloe Mortez, 14, Tricked Martin Scorsese Into Thinking She’s British

The 14-year-old was handpicked by Martin Scorsese to appear in Hugo after she played an innocent prank on him during her audition.

“It was hilarious. I was speaking in a British accent all the way through the audition,” she tells New York Magazine’s Vulture. “He was like, ‘Wait! You’re American? No way, kid — the whole time I thought you were a Brit.’ I was like, ‘Thank you, Marty.

Oh Chloe.

OH 14! Goddamn, she’s like half my age now. Goddamn i’m getting old.

ARE YOU READY TO GO BACK?

OH YES.

Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently. But at least we got that wet t-shirt scene in Spider-Man (which i totally fapped to, of course)

And sure, there were those bikini boob slip pics from 2005 (a little horrifying actually, she had some rough times in the mid 2000’s looks-wise) and that movie where she actually got her tits out officially for the first time (pretty meh scene, but hey, tits) – but this time, she delivers the goods.

I woke up this morning not expecting to fap to Kirsten Dunst tonight (actually i was thinking about fapping to Hellen Mirren) but by golly, i guess i’ll be fapping to Kirsten Dunst tonight.

TALLY HO!

I looked at the ‘naked Scarlett shots’ closely too.

And then i came.

CCCKKK happened to Ali Lohan’s face??!

Holy sheeeiit. She was never a looker but goddamn what a downgrade. Kill it with FIRE.

God, i hope i actually have it in me to put up another post soon just so i can bump this shit further down the page.

There’s a bunch more photos of her out and about over at this link.

That’s a LOT of touched boobs. It’s probably a world record.

All clothed sadly.

Sure are lots of cute girls in Russia.

BRB.

I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general but my God, this girl is fine as hell.

HAVE MERCY.

And she’s only 19 too.

Here’s a video of her milking a cow.

Remember six years ago when we all heard about Prussian Blue? You know, those Olsen twin lookalike Nazis?

Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans.

They may remind you another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire on their fun-loving, squeaky-clean image, Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna. They are white nationalists and use their talents to preach a message of hate.

Nazis!

2005. LOL. Those shirts.

One of my readers at the time even lived in the same neighborhood with the girls and made them visit this site…!

Then they grew up a bit.

2007. Like Nazi versions of Lindsay Lohan even.

And then they grew up alot.

2011…WAUGH!

Oh, guess what, they’re not Nazi’s anymore.

Lamb and Lynx Gaede, the dimpled tween rockers whose Nazi-themed pop band, Prussian Blue, sparked an exuberant media firestorm several years back have grown up — and had a change of heart.

“I’m not a white nationalist anymore,” Lamb told The Daily in an exclusive interview, the twins’ first in five years. “My sister and I are pretty liberal now.”

“Personally, I love diversity,” Lynx seconded. “I’m stoked that we have so many different cultures. I think it’s amazing and it makes me proud of humanity every day that we have so many different places and people.”

Full story here.

Funny how things work out!

WOULD.

SHE EVEN SORT OF LOOKS LIKE ZELDA.

BUT IS SHE HAIRY LIKE HER DAD?

SO NICE.

Yeah, these are definitely her.

(as if there was any doubt)