Man, it is REALLY hard trying to find recent pics of Lacey Sha-Bear (or Chabert, if you will). She hasn’t exactly been in the limelight a lot these past coupla years, opting to do smaller roles in smaller movies and stuff.

She’s also probably the only chick from Mean Girls who HASN’T gotten her tits out in one way or another.

So fetch.

She’s come close though, showing a lot of side-boobage in that one flick, whatever it’s called.

But she’s never actually gotten the goods out fully. And i’m starting to think that she never will..!

She’s doesn’t seem to mind doing ‘adult’ roles on film. Like the time when she played a chick who got upset because nobody wanted to take a shit on her chest for example. And then there’s this flick she did, Pleasure Drivers (which i haven’t seen), where she’s doing all sorts of crazy things like

Lacey Chabert lying in the passenger seat of a car as she silently rubs herself and masturbates while a guy talks and drives around without noticing her doing it.

and

Lacey Chabert dancing seductively for a guy and giving us a nice look at her sexy stomach before she removes her tanktop to reveal a black lingerie top and then crawling across the floor and getting on top of him where she grabs her breasts briefly and starts to undo his pants.

but then never actually getting naked! WTF!

She was also in some movie called Thirst, with scenes where she was in a yellow bikini a lot. Which somebody had the good sense to edit and mashup into a Lacey Sha-Bear/Phoebe Cates video.

Even her FHM spread from 2007 was relatively tame.

I’ll tell you what though, she’s definitely hiding a fucking damn fine set of jubblies under there.

Fucking Lacey Chabert… what a cocktease.

Classy.

Ok so over the next coming 10 posts, i’ll be posting chicks that would probably be in my top 10 chicks i would wanna bang if given the chance in real life.

Or in my dreams.

More likely in my dreams.

But funnily enough though, no matter how much i try, it’s really hard for me to dream of a banging specific chicks. I think of it easy, but to actually fall asleep and dream of doing it with them, it just doesn’t happen.

In fact i can’t even think of a time when i’ve actually dreamt of banging anybody in my top 10. What the fuck dreams. Let me dream of banging my top 10 goddammit! So it’s not just in real life that i can’t bang these chicks, but i can’t even bang ’em in my goddamn dreams? What a load of bull.

But given the chance, these 10 chicks would be the ones.

Starting with…

Amber Heard.

Good God, this chick is hot. So so beautiful.

She’s also a lesbian but who cares. Helps that she’s always naked in almost every movie she does. I remember seeing Amber for the first time in that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane movie. That was like in 2006.

Look at this woman. I say GAT DAAAMN. How can anybody not be into her? Or at least want to bang her. It’s impossible. Unless you have an aversion to incredibly hot women. You’d be crazy. I’m not crazy. I want to bang her.

Even as a brunette she’s hot. Anybody here seen The Informers? I haven’t. But i have seen all the good parts. The good parts where she’s like completed naked. Which is probably like for the entire movie i think but i wouldn’t know. She’s completed naked in all the parts i’ve ever seen of that movie though and that’s good enough.

Anybody else a fan?

FYI, i just finished fapping to Salma Hayek and it’s my birthday today. Didn’t plan on it but i downloaded a 720p BRRip of Ask The Dust last night and figured what the hell. It’s been a while.

So somebody mentioned Chloe Moretz in the comments not too long ago.

Coincidently, i’d also posted a facebook status update like the day before saying:

I also followed up that posting with this:

Both are true.

But it’s strange really. When you really look at Chloe, she’s not exactly THAT great looking but goddamn, there’s just something about her that’s so appealing, i have no idea what it is. Thinking back to Kick-Ass, you never really got to see much of her face, only her mouth and her smirks, so i’m guessing that’s probably what it is. Her mouth. Her lips. How old is she now? I wonder what she’s gonna look like when she’s really grown up.

Oh, here’s that story that i liked up there if anybody’s interested. She’s apparently a real prankster on set.

Chloe Mortez, 14, Tricked Martin Scorsese Into Thinking She’s British

The 14-year-old was handpicked by Martin Scorsese to appear in Hugo after she played an innocent prank on him during her audition.

“It was hilarious. I was speaking in a British accent all the way through the audition,” she tells New York Magazine’s Vulture. “He was like, ‘Wait! You’re American? No way, kid — the whole time I thought you were a Brit.’ I was like, ‘Thank you, Marty.

Oh Chloe.

OH 14! Goddamn, she’s like half my age now. Goddamn i’m getting old.

ARE YOU READY TO GO BACK?

OH YES.

Been waiting for this since the year 2001 when she was supposed to show her tits in Crazy/Beautiful. The scene got cut apparently. But at least we got that wet t-shirt scene in Spider-Man (which i totally fapped to, of course)

And sure, there were those bikini boob slip pics from 2005 (a little horrifying actually, she had some rough times in the mid 2000’s looks-wise) and that movie where she actually got her tits out officially for the first time (pretty meh scene, but hey, tits) – but this time, she delivers the goods.

I woke up this morning not expecting to fap to Kirsten Dunst tonight (actually i was thinking about fapping to Hellen Mirren) but by golly, i guess i’ll be fapping to Kirsten Dunst tonight.

TALLY HO!

I looked at the ‘naked Scarlett shots’ closely too.

And then i came.

CCCKKK happened to Ali Lohan’s face??!

Holy sheeeiit. She was never a looker but goddamn what a downgrade. Kill it with FIRE.

God, i hope i actually have it in me to put up another post soon just so i can bump this shit further down the page.

There’s a bunch more photos of her out and about over at this link.

That’s a LOT of touched boobs. It’s probably a world record.

All clothed sadly.

Sure are lots of cute girls in Russia.

BRB.

I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general but my God, this girl is fine as hell.

HAVE MERCY.

And she’s only 19 too.

Here’s a video of her milking a cow.

Remember six years ago when we all heard about Prussian Blue? You know, those Olsen twin lookalike Nazis?

Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans.

They may remind you another famous pair of singers, the Olsen Twins, and the girls say they like that. But unlike the Olsens, who built a media empire on their fun-loving, squeaky-clean image, Lamb and Lynx are cultivating a much darker personna. They are white nationalists and use their talents to preach a message of hate.

Nazis!

2005. LOL. Those shirts.

One of my readers at the time even lived in the same neighborhood with the girls and made them visit this site…!

Then they grew up a bit.

2007. Like Nazi versions of Lindsay Lohan even.

And then they grew up alot.

2011…WAUGH!

Oh, guess what, they’re not Nazi’s anymore.

Lamb and Lynx Gaede, the dimpled tween rockers whose Nazi-themed pop band, Prussian Blue, sparked an exuberant media firestorm several years back have grown up — and had a change of heart.

“I’m not a white nationalist anymore,” Lamb told The Daily in an exclusive interview, the twins’ first in five years. “My sister and I are pretty liberal now.”

“Personally, I love diversity,” Lynx seconded. “I’m stoked that we have so many different cultures. I think it’s amazing and it makes me proud of humanity every day that we have so many different places and people.”

Full story here.

Funny how things work out!