I’ve always thought of myself as a Brodie.

“You have a genius intellect and an awesome sense of humor. You can sarcastically put someone in their place without batting an eye. Your only problems seem to be that you have trouble acknowledging your true feelings and you may use your humor as a defense to hide what you are really feeling. But, your godliness overpowers any insignificant flaws you may have. Even if you tend to pass gas during very inconvenient moments.”

Take The “Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?” Quiz!!

It’s great to live in a country where you can buy Rush Hour 2 and Scary Movie 2 on DVD for ONLY JUST US$20. And not just for each, but for the BOTH of them.

For only 20 bucks.

Albeit used… but hey, how else can you get 2 relatively newly released DVD’s for ONLY US$20?

Went to Circuit City a coupla nights ago. Went around looking for a USB Ethernet adaptor. Not that i really needed one for my my laptop or anything but i thought it’d be fun to just get one just to hook up to my PS2 and play a lil bit of Tony Hawk 3 online. I did manage to track it down but at 49 bucks, it was just happening. Instead i just got myself a longer ethernet cable for my laptop because the one i currently had at the time was just was too damn short. 1 metre. Don’t how much that is in feet or yards or whatever but it’s SHORT.

Hey you can’t blame me for being brought up with the metric system.

Went browsing around for DVD’s later that night and i saw it! Heathers! I’ve actually never seen Heathers before. But i’ve always heard it to be this killer of a movie. It’s become a cult favorite over the past 13 years or so. And you know how much i’m into those cult movies.

Well, now that i’ve finally gotten around to watching it, i just gotta say that it’s become one of my favorite movies ever. It’s just REALLY good. Definitely way ahead of it’s time. It’s good.

I ASSURE YOU IT’S GOOD.

One thing that did sorta bug me was the fact that Anchor Bay released the movie in with not one, not two but count em, FOUR different packages.

There’s the limited edition tin box set, the Christian Slater cover edition, the Winona Ryder cover edition and two more other editions featuring two of the three Heathers that’re in the movie. There’s a possiblity of there actually being FIVE different covers with that last one being the third Heather but i couldn’t find it on the shelves. I couldn’t find the tin box edition either. But i do know it’s out there somewhere.

I finally just decided to get the Winona Ryder version. It was a toss up between her or Christian Slater. But why would i want Christian Slater looking up at me from the box when i can have Winona Ryder doing the same thing?

Life’s difficult decisions…

If you see this DVD, BUY IT.Good movie.

Got it for only 15 bucks too. CHEAP.

Yep. My days of spending over RM$140 for a DVD are OVER.

So anyway. As most of you probably know by know (those of you who actually READ the site anyway), i’d only just gotten back online a coupla days ago after being gone for two weeks and not having internet access. The day i finally get back online to check my e-mail and what do i find? Over 60 e-mails waiting for me in my inbox. Now for those of you who’ve been following the site for a while probably know my style. You know, posting up my e-mails on the site and responding to them here for all the world to see.

Now to respond to each and every single e-mail here on the site would just be an exercise in futility. I can’t possibly respond to each and every single one of them. Not only because it’s crazy but because i’m just too darn lazy. So yeah, for those of you who’ve emailed me, don’t take it personally if i don’t respond. Because since the time i first checked my e-mail up till this very moment, it’s gone up to just about 75 or so e-mails right now. I DO however, read each and every single one of them. And it’s probably gonna take a little while for me to respond (if you’re lucky). BUT I’LL TRY.

Because i like getting e-mail and i don’t want you all to stop e-mailing me.

Just please, no stupid e-mails.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Will Chen” willchen@prodigy.net
Date: Wed, Dec 26 2001 8:39:57 AM -0800

Cool Website. How often do you update?

I have a huge selection of pictures. If you ever want to see one, let me know.
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Of course it’s a cool website. How often do i update? READ THE DAMN FAQ.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Harry Smith” haza42@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Dec 26 2001 3:53:45 PM -0500

Hey man, I just found your site through Suzi’s, and I’ve only read your most recent post and the faq section so far, but so far you rock. (hands over the mad props)

The Weasel from NYC,
Harry Smith
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What? You mean you didn’t even have a look at all the gratuitous nude naked topless celebs?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: lotr
From: “ryan” ryan@echoai.com
Date: Wed, Dec 26 2001 4:00:42 PM -0500

how many emails have you received asking you how you acquired the lotr fellowship boot?

now, add this to that number and reply

😉

i’m wondering if there is any direction you could point me in that would allow me to be as lucky as yourself and have a copy for my hungry dvd player?

thank you for your time.

nice site by the way…first time visitor as of today.

~ryan
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Including yours? Probably about like 7 so far. Not too crazy.

And sorry dude, i really have no idea where you can get a bootleg copy of LOTR over here. I mean, if you lived anywhere in Asia, you could probably get it off the streets for what would amount to only US$2.50 (or maybe even less) but no such luck over here. And it’s a VCD dude. It might not play on certain DVD players. So yeah, even if i could get you a copy, you probably wouldn’t be able to play it. But you could always try it on your computer using a VCD playing app. That might work. That is, IF you have the VCD in the first place. Which you don’t. Which i do. Har.

Anybody wanna buy the bootleg off of me?

TEN BUCKS IS MY ASKING PRICE.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Amy Jo Johnson…
From: Paul Scates pscates126@home.com
Date: Wed, Dec 26 2001 10:48:45 PM -0800

I have to know: WHERE did you get that series of Amy Jo pics (naked and
straddling some lucky guy)?

What movie is that from?!?

Please, help a brother out…

– P
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Where did i get it? That’s for me to know and for you to find out. Heh. It’s actually not that hard to find you know. But yeah, as to what movie that actually came from, you got me pal. I have absolutely no idea whatsosever. But i do know for a fact that it is her. Amy Jo Johnson. The Pink Power Ranger.

I’ll say it again, “Don’t you just love it when Power Rangers get naked?”

Here’s a new pic of her that i just recently found. Not as good as those ‘straddling’ pics but hey, if you like cleavage…

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Don Beng Bonero” cduktiv@psykotik.zzn.com
Date: Thu, Dec 27 2001 5:46:22 PM +0800

dear justin,

going through your old files i see that you are a big fan of spidey and the red head mary jane.

got a vast knowledge in the comic scene?

anyway, i am a bigg fan of spidey and star wars, so it is a hard pick for summer 2002, but since, as you put it, for the tits, i would choose mary jane anytime over luke skywalkers mum.

please, though agree with me on one thing, don’t you think clint eastwood would have been the perfect wolverine instead of hugh jack-ass had he been 20 years younger?

anyway, i gotta go and fart, so excuse me…

beng
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What in the world? You’re actually using my psykotik.zzn.com e-mail service? Crazy.

You know, there’s a rumor going on that Kiki’s mom is gonna do a crazy/beautiful and have those wet t-shirt scenes in the upcoming Spidey movie be cut out.

I HOPE TO GOD NOT.

And Clint Eastwood? Are you on crack?

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Fullname: mizi
Email: admin@cyber-funk.net
Where are you from?: boston
Homepage Name: cyber-funk
Homepage URL: http://www.cyber-funk.net
Comments: You know.. the Angelina Jolie image one the left side of your layout is quite dangerous. It makes people wanna kiss the screen since her lips are so *there*. I wonder what pathetic loser would do that… I mean really. Peace.. I gotta go clean my monitor 😉

All the best in 2002.

mizi
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Ah mizi. What a great guy. Not only did he practically kiss my site but he also looks like David Arquette. Too bad i can’t actually prove that second fact (nor can i really prove that first one either) since his site’s no around anymore but i’d just like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the fact that cyber-funk really helped get this site get off the ground. The amount of referrals mizi used to send my way was pretty amazing back in the day. It really help me gain some exposure and some new audiences.

Dude, you gotta let me know if you’re coming back to the e/n scene anytime soon. CF was one of my daily reads. Even though it was only updated a coupla times a week.

BRING IT BAAAACK.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Scotland calling
From: “James Harrold” yodaforce19@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Jan 1 2002 8:57:37 PM +0000

Hi.

I wasn’t going to write and then, well what the fuck. I was looking for pictures of Kirsten Dunst (I hold my hand up) and praise DA LAWD for your site. 3 hours later… I like the links, some of what you have to say, and (nearly) all of the pics. Good luck in Michigan!

James
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TONGS YA BASS!!

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Fullname: Funky Monkey
Email: sudipthiagi@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: NCC ( i wuz in WMU )
Homepage Name: iwishihadawebsiteuplikejustin.com
Homepage URL: www.iwishihadawebsiteuplikejustin.com
Comments: Cool site Justin ! I met you once b4. You did the video thing with Edwin Paul(the gay guy with the tattoos) in it rite ? haha …that wuz good shit…. but that’s besides the point…..the site kicks ass… one question : how come none of the bloody malaysian authorities try to shut you the fuck down for the porn ? I hope you can personally answer this question thru mail. I wanna open a porn site too…i have compromising pictures of the aforementioned Edwin with a certain long haired (male) student (who plays the guitar). Ok ok ….so yours is NOT a porn site….but anywayz…you get my drift. BY the way …Happy New YEar !
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I always get chills when somebody i’ve met visits my website.

Yeah. Edwin Paul D’Silva. Portuguese dude with the tattoos. He was in my movie. That Bad Boyz (*cringe*) short film i edited for my film class last semester (which i got an A for. WOO). Not too sure about him being gay though. Ha.

Funnily enough, i never did get any shit from the ‘bloody’ Malaysian authorities or even from the (Sunway) school authorities for that matter, for actually running a (*ehem*) ‘porn’ site in Malaysia.

Maybe because it isn’t actually a porn site?

I dunno.

The only real trouble i’ve (almost) gotten into because of the site was the time when Denise Richards, Alyssa Milano’s and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lawyer(s) (they all have the same one) threatened to sue my host because i had their naked pics on my site.

But other than that, no real trouble to speak of.

So yeah. That’s cool i guess.

Okay.

I just realized. Nobody’s actually gonna be reading all of this. I mean, how boring is it to be reading other people’s e-mails and unfunny responses to said other people’s e-mails?

Folks. You’re gonna have to bear with me. Being away for 2 weeks has sorta taken it’s toll on my (already lousy) ‘posting abilities’ (and i do use that term lightly) so yeah, these first coupla days of me being ‘back’ aren’t gonna be good.

You know?

There’s still a whole lot of e-mail to reply to that i could milk for content/filler but i guess just blowing all of it just on one post would be overdoing it. I mean, this post is long enough already as it is.

Besides, most of the rest of the e-mails that i’ve received are just plain stupid. And not worth responding to. So yeah, i’m just gonna spare you the agony of having to read and sift though what could’ve been a long an monotonous unfunny post and just let you all off easy this time. I’ll bore you to death some other other time. Maybe tomorrow if you’re unlucky enough.

And besides, i have an American History paper to write up tonight that’s due tomorrow.

So yeah, tomorrow, i’ll TRY to at least be a little more entertaining, and maybe i’ll post up some new ‘porn’. Or something.

YOU’D LIKE THAT WOULDN’T YOU?

Anyway, that’ll all have to wait till tomorrow. SO WAIT.

Goodbye now =]

Actually i’ve been ‘back’ for like the past coupla days now actually. Back online that is. You may have probably seen me on AIM pretty much ALL the time. I have 24 hour internet access now by the way. Which is cool. So why haven’t i been posting? Well, it’s just that i haven’t gotten around to finding the time to post (i.e i’ve been lazy). I mean, i have been doing a lot sitting around… mostly playing games and watching dvd’s and whatnot… but just not sitting down to write.

But i haven’t just only been just playing games and watching dvd’s… I’ve pretty busy with school stuff too and all that. Not crunch time end of the semester gonna sit for my finals kinda busy but busy in the sense of the first days of school kinda busy. You know? Orientation, registering for classes, moving into the dorm… etc etc.

But yeah, i’ll spare you all the boring details and just humor you this time.

So i’ve been gone for like what now? 2 weeks? Or something like that anyway. I dunno. I never was one to keep track of time properly.

Speaking of time though, those of you reading this site from Asia or Europe or wherever… those of you in the east i guess, might be wondering why i’m posting ‘a day late’. Well, the site’s running on Michigan time now. So yeah, i’m a little bit ‘behind’. The whole other side of the world thing comes into effect.

But it’s cool. I’m sharing the same time zone with some of my favorite people on the net. Like Thess, Suzi, Crystal and Will. It’s great being able to say to Thess or whoever, “Oh, i’ll be back at 4pm” and not actually mean 5am Bruneian time anymore.

Actually you know what? Will shouldn’t actually be on that list because he actually owns Driving Emotion Type-S on the PS2. Har.

So now. I’ve been gone two weeks. And i should probably update those of you who actually care about what’s been going down this past fortnight. So yes, once again, it’s time for me to go into boring blog mode. Don’t worry though, i’ll TRY to be more entertaining in my subsequent posts. Anyway…

Let me start with Singapore.

So the flight was supposed to last about 2 hours or so. And how long were we in the plane for? Try 14 hours. 14! Why? Because the plane couldn’t land. It was raining. Like… REALLY heavily at the time in Singapore. It was quite possibly one of the worst storms Singapore’s had in a quite a while i think. It was pretty much all over the new the next day. Every single incoming flight to Singapore had to be diverted to some other Airport. We got diverted to fucking Malaysia (i thought i’d seen the last of that place for the next coupla years but i guess i was wrong). Anyway, the worst part was we couldn’t deboard. Because the fucking Johor Bahru Airport officials wouldn’t let the passengers off. If we’d landed in KL, the would’ve at least let us all off the plane and wait in the Airport. But noooo… these JB fuckers made us stay on the plane. For 12 hours. With no food. Except Pot Noodles. Which the captain had to buy from the local convenience store down at the JB Airport. So there you go. 12 hours on a plane doing absolutely NOTHING. Except watch censored cut down versions of Rush Hour 2 and The Grinch. And a whole bunch of other movies and shows that i can’t recall the titles.

The turbulence was kinda cool/scary though. It was realy raining HARD. And it was hella windy. I mean, at one point, the plane was LITERALLY pitching at 45 degree angles side to side. Imagine that. And this was just a coupla minutes before we touched down. If the plane didn’t stabilize itself, we could’ve probably landed wing first. But it’s cool. It was definitely better than any theme park ride that i’ve been on for the past coupla years that’s for sure.

Funny how i connect a potential plane crash with a theme park ride isn’t it?

Stayed over in Singapore for a night at my Aunt’s house. Went shopping the next day. Tried looking around for the Ericcson T68. Couldn’t really find it. So i didn’t get to buy it.

Okay actually, i never really did look around for the T68. I was more into looking around for those fabled S$450 PS2’s. 450 bucks! That’s only like… about US$200 or so!

I found em alright. But not without a catch. The reason why they were so cheap was because they were the PAL and J versions. Which couldn’t play U/C games. Or Region 1 DVD’s.

The were modded though. To play bootleg software. But where i was going, there weren’t gonna be bootleg software. So what’s the point of getting a modded machine that won’t play U/C games and R1 DVD’s?

Lots of PAL and J machines. But no U/C ones. “Out of stock” they kept telling me. FInally found a store at the Tampines Mall that actually had U/C machines. They were selling em for S$610 bucks. So i got one. Because i just couldn’t wait any longer to actually have one. After a considerable amount of time begging my dad of course. And i got myself a memory card and a copy of MGS2 as my first ever PS2 game to go with everything.

And so now i have a PS2. But no T68. Funny how things work out.

We left for Chicago that night. Had a quick stopover at Amsterdam for a coupla hours and finally landed in Chicago like… the next day. Or the day before. I dunno. It gets kinda confusing when you cross that Internation Time Line thing or whatever the hell you call it. You tend to gain a day/lose a day or something.

Landed in Chicago. And guess what? The flight to Michigan that we were supposed to get on right after was cancelled. Why? BAD WEATHER. Again. Blame the snow this time. We spent about half a day DOING NOTHING at the O’Hare International Airport. Took a later night flight to Michigan that night. Short flight. Only went on for about 20 minutes or something like that. Landed safely. It was snowing like hell. Michigan winters can be killer sometimes. It wasn’t as bad as it was in Buffalo though. I think they really got the worst of this year’s winter.

Or should i say, last year’s winter.

Winter 2001/2002 anyway.

Anyway, we stayed at a motel near downtown Kalamazoo. ‘We’ being me and my parents that is. I finally moved into the dorm like… 3 days ago or something like that (i swear to God i really need to start keeping track of time properly…). Zimmerman Hall. Which is just around Draper Hall’s corner. The dorm where BRUCE CAMPBELL once stayed in.

Bruce Campbell went to WMU did you know? So did Tim Allen. And this one ESPN sportscaster. Who, for the life of me, i can’t remember his name.

Now for those of you know don’t know me, i’m like a HUGE fan of Bruce Campbell’s. Witness my little Ash stunt that a pulled last year. Ooh. I finally got a hold of his book while i was bumming around at O’Hare. He does talk about his (short) experiences over here at WMU in the book. So that’s kinda cool. I’d actually listed Draper Hall as being my third choice of halls to move into. But i chose Zimmerman first mostly because it only had people over 21 and Sophomores living there.

My roommates are pretty cool. I practically live in what’s called ‘The Arcade’. At least that’s what Matt calls it. Three tricked out PC’s, one G4 Mac (mine), two PS2’s (one of em mine), a Dreamcast (mine), and a GameCube (not mine). Oh and three TV’s. So yeah, there’s never a shortage of game playing going on over here.

These guys are all pretty much hardcore gamers. So it’s great having being able to actually talk with people who know their stuff. Not many people i know do.

There’s Eric (my roommate), Matt and John (who live in the other room) and there’s Neil and (another) Justin who both seem to pretty much be here all the time. A coupla other guys drop by occasionally too. And then there’s Tiffany and Sarah and Stacy and Alaina who live just next door/across the hall. They pop by every now and then. So yeah. It’s pretty cool here.

Anyway, that’s pretty much alli have to say for now. I’ll probably post again later tonight of something. I’ve still got a bunch of other stuff i wanna talk about. Namely stuff about the DVD’s and games i’ve bought so far. Justin stuff basically.

I’m gonna go grab a bite to eat at Subway now. I’m fucking hungry. Woke up at 2 and i haven’t had lunch yet.

Later gators.

You’re all a bunch of silly, stupid sods.

“WHERE’S JUSTIN WE DONT WANT TO READ ABOUT SOME GIRL’S DREAMS WAH EEEENNNH BOOHOO JUSTIN COME BACK.”

Justin’s gone, busy living a life that doesn’t involve entertaining whiny net bastards.

As for the Goodinabadway guy…you’re the worst of them. Fah.

Here I am again and I’m still sporting the same headache, only bigger in magnitude. I can tell it’s one of the worst ones as it multiplies everytime I move my head. If only I could sleep. It’s taken me about 5 hours on the PS2 to get my eyes tired enough but still as I lay my head on the pillow, insomnia clouds over me again. The bad dreams must account for something. They’re not so much nightmares but they always give me this uneasy feeling when I wake up. Bad enough to make me avoid sleeping for as long as I can stand.

Last night in the two hours sleep that I managed, I dreamt about none other than the webmaster himself. Yep, Justin. Ok, I’m not saying that he’s the object of people’s nightmares, the dream was so weird I woke up in a sudden, headache and all. I don’t really remember all the exact details but basically we were having a party here at home. A pool party, except that our pool was more like a moat. And instead of blue chlorinated water, it was green. The emerald green that the sea looks like from an airplane. Anyways, I hadn’t gotten ready for the party yet when everyone started turning up, Justin included. Uninvited. After greeting all the guests I went up to take a shower, and out of nowhere my mom appeared in the bathroom to bathe me. It turned out that I had run of shampoo so I had to use some of my mom’s, which was supposedly of a special kind. Then I went to my room to blow dry my hair and went down to play hostess. Everyone looked at me weird, some even avoided me like the plague. I bumped into Justin at the staircase and saw that he was wearing a navy top with SHITHAPPENS scrawled across the front. What significance this held, I do not know. He too kept away, walking as close to the wall as he could. In the mirror, nothing looked amiss. I look just like I always did (maybe that was the problem huh? heh) then I got closer and to my dismay I saw that my hair had turned green, I mean green green. Like moss green. Slime green. Icky green. And it was curly granny hair. Like Mrs Doubtfire’s. Apart from that I don’t remember much else of the dream except people doing yoga out by the pool. Some naked.

I told you I had strange dreams. I’d give you my airplane ticket back if you can interpret it correctly. Maybe all the green stood for envy? *shrug* You tell me.

In a sizeable departure from last New Year’s, it seems like I’ve been summarily named the designated driver tonight. I’m not quite sure how it happened, but uh…I don’t exactly see that working.

Hello to Jaz, whoever he/she is, and no worries about the sick thing–it gets better after the first week or so…ends up just being a racking cough. Much better than the runny nose, fever, dizziness, and sore throat, eh?

Or maybe the racking cough is from smoking…which leads me to my New Year’s resolution:

CIGARETTES BAD.
I will stop smoking.

Anyways.

I figured you lot were missing Justin-style updates…but I’m not into DVD’s or naked pictures of women (besides Shannon Elizabeth, but that goes without saying) or plugging my legion of underage camgirl fans; not that I have any, but supposing I DID… So I’ll just post an email, and pretend it’s actual post content. That seems to work prety well. (Justin, you know I <3 you, it's all in fun.)

—–Original Message—–
From: Philip Ledgerwood [mailto:pledgerwood@apexwebmarketing.com]
Sent: Monday, December 31, 2001 12:17 PM
To: thess@theheretic.net
Subject: Gateways to the Soul

Hi,

I saw something you wrote on Justin’s site and hopped over to yours. I wanted you to know that you have very existentialist eyes. I’d recognize them, anywhere.

Happy New Year.

—
Philip L. Ledgerwood, CTT CIW Professional
Owner and CEO
Apex Web Marketing
http://www.apexwebmarketing.com

Well I promised Justin that I’d take care of his site for him while he was away. Y’know, post. Say Happy New Year for him. That kinda thing.

So, Happy New Year! Or at least a moderately good one. I’m one of the unlucky ones who’s stuck at home when I should be out partying, burning the dance floor, drinking like a fish. But no.. my 2 day fever turned into 3. Sick as a dog, maybe sicker.. that’s me. Headaches, shivers, the works.

Anyway, that’s all I can muster in my present condition. I did promise Justin at least something.

And oh, Thess, make that a legion of camgirls, two dudes, you… and me.