Remember Libby Hoeler? Of course you do. If you haven’t, well then you’ve probably been living under a rock.I wrote a post about her once. Actually a coupla posts. Then i decided to compile all the Libby stories together into one post and this was the result.

That page has sort of become the unofficial Libby Hoeler info page now. And there’s been A LOT of activity going on in that page. Libby ‘fans’ from all across America (and the world actually) contributing new facts, new pictures and basically just lots and lots of new info about Miss Hoeler (and her friends. And her family etc etc).

UNOFFICIAL LIBBY HOELER INFO PAGE!!!

Take a look!

But this post isn’t really about Libby Hoeler. It’s about Cay. Or Cay Lynn. Or Caylynn. Or whatever her name is.Basically she’s Libby Hoeler 2. In a way.This is pretty old news now and everybody’s probably heard her story already but i figured i’d just post about it anyway. I have nothing else better to do.I’m too lazy to write up a little synopsis of what actually happened so i’m just gonna cut and paste what the boys from Beer Or Sex and Really Nice Jerk have said about the whole thing.

The bottom line is this guy took this girl to their prom (600$)- then proposed to her (6,000$) and then took a trip to Washington DC to visit her after her first week of college (300$) where she promptly dumped him and made him spend the night on the streets of DC. So it’s understandable why the guy wanted revenge. – Beer Or Sex

This guy spent thousands of dollars on his high school sweet heart / fiance, and when he flew to see her after her first week in college she dumped him on the spot, leaving him to spend the night on the streets of Washington D.C. so he put a video of the two of them having sex on the internet for revenge, and here it is for us all to enjoy! – Really Nice Jerk

If you wanna download the video yourself, just click here.

Or.

You could just click on ‘more’ to see screencaps of the vids.

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I figured it’s time to post up some e-mails. It’s been a while. Let’s start of with this first one. Keep in mind that i still had my Avril Lavigne layout when this was sent to me.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: re
From: Irving Hughes hyperthunder2003@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, Aug 4 2002 12:42:42 AM -0700 (PDT)

u don’t know me but u are just like me don’t give a shit what the fuck other peoples think ’bout the way i am. just e-mail me anytime. i’m also 16 and single.
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I love it when people confuse me for being a 17 year old Canadian girl.

Oh and this post will include Avril Lavigne’s yearbook pictures. So yeah, you might wanna actually read on. This isn’t just your typical ‘filler’ post.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Cool site
From: “Tim Fuller” t_funk23@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Aug 6 2002 10:06:03 PM -0700

Tim
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I kinda miss the Avril layout. I miss how people would confuse me for being her. I miss all the hits that i got from people trying to search for her nude pics. Actually i still get hits from people trying to search for her nudes but i doubt they’ll ever stay or come back again once they see that this site has pretty much nothing to do with Avril Lavigne. Funny thing is, i’ve actually seen a couple of Avril fansites link to my sites thinking that this is a fansite too. Ha ha.

But anyway… since we’re on the topic of Avril Lavigne, wanna see what she looked like before she got all big and famous?

Another layout change.

Well what do you guys think about this one?

HILARIOUS!!!@$^!#$!!!!

Well, i think so anyway.

I would’ve posted these up earlier but my voicemail account thing got deactivated because my credit card info didn’t check out. Long story. But i got everything sorted out and was finally able to check my voicemail today! Reeeeee!

• Voicemail 8
• Voicemail 9
• Voicemail 10
• Voicemail 11
• Voicemail 12
• Voicemail 13

8, 9 and 10 are pretty weird. Number 8, i live in Michigan. Not Wisconsin (who would ever wanna live in Wisconsin anyway?). Number 9 is actually from Empedocles. Your poem sucks Chris.

*very disappointed*

Oh and 10. Um. Go Michigan? And numbers 11 and 12 are from two horny guys. Horny guys are always fun. And the last one is from a girl who must’ve thought i was pretending to be Avril or something.

*shakes head*

Although i absolutely LOVE the way that girl says the words “Avril” and “pretty ugly”. Just listen to her tone of voice. The way it just rises as she says those three words. Listen to it over and over again. I can imagine her like, sticking her nose up high and looking down on me as she’s saying that as if i did something bad. Hahahaha.

Bitch.

1-800-830-7759
mailbox no. 2234663

Call! It’s free!

Leave a good enough message and i’ll post it up.

• Old voicemails.

So i got the Lord Of The Rings DVD and i watched it for the first time ever. Yeah. That’s right, i have never actually seen LOTR before today. I never bothered watching the bootleg copy of the movie that i got right around the movie’s official release late last year. So i’m watching the movie. And halfway through… i fell asleep! Not that the movie was boring or anything. But i guess i was just really tired. So i stopped the movie right after the Fellowship of the Ring scene. Right after where Agent Smith is about to send off the fellowship on their journey.

Anyway i still haven’t finished watching it so i’ll probably just do that right after American Idol is over. It’s on right now as i’m typing this. This post will probably get posted much later though.

Actually i don’t know why i’m still even watching this show since Ryan Starr isn’t on the show anymore. I hope she does Playboy soon. You know, if her music career doesn’t take off or anything.

Hmm. I wonder if typing out RYAN STARR NUDE will get me any freebie hits.

Oh and what the hell was up with that Nikki McKibbin girl’s eye? That weird one eye blink. She just like, blinks with one eye after every 5 seconds or so. Weird. Plus she smiles too much.

But hey, you know, about Alexa Vega, if you guys actually had the chance to see her on the Today Show earlier this morning, you would’ve probably thought she looked hot too. For a 14 year old. She didn’t look at all like how she does in the Spy Kids movies. Maybe it was the makeup. Makeup makes people look prettier than they really are. Makeup is an evil thing. Like Suzi. Evil.

Alexa has small boobs though. Compared to Suzi. Who’s like only a year older. Yet has larger boobs. And i don’t know what’s scarier. Me still talking about Alexa or me acknowledging Suzi’s boobs.

I think it’s about time i cleared away all those empty bottles.

Aside from getting the LOTR DVD today, i went to the supermarket! And i bought CANADIAN WATER!

Clearly Canadian! Raspberry Cream and Grape flavor!And Jones! *faint*

I haven’t tasted teh Canada flavored water yet. I hope it doesn’t taste like shit.

psykotik2k: what’s that around your neck
ex0ticnsull3n: called a necklace tard
psykotik2k: it looks like you have a cat around your neck
ex0ticnsull3n: a cat?
psykotik2k: i cant see the neckalce
psykotik2k: all i see is black
psykotik2k: black black black
ex0ticnsull3n: that big black thing is a necklace!
ex0ticnsull3n: like a collar thing
psykotik2k: it is??
psykotik2k: looks like a black cat
ex0ticnsull3n: yes
psykotik2k: sleeping around your neck
psykotik2k: i have a wild imagination

Look at this:

ex0ticnsull3n: i am stupid!

Haha!

My my. What a spectacular morning this is. It was a refreshingly cool and breezy 55 degrees earlier up here in West Michigan. And according to the weather forecast, it seems like it’s gonna be a great day today. Reeeeee!

Anyway, just a short post for now since i’m gonna be leaving in a bit. Heading off to BestBuy to get a copy of the Lord Of The Rings DVD today. God Bless DVD Tuesday. Best day of the week.

Alexa Vega was on the Today Show this morning. Along with some of the other kids from the new Spy Kids movie. She’s actually pretty damn hot… for a 14 year old.

I feel so dirty now for having said that.

Anyhow, she’s in the new Spy Kids 2 flick which comes out tomorrow if you didn’t know. I actually might just go watch it. I thought the first Spy Kids was a pretty good movie (fuck you. it was). I actually have it on DVD. I had doubts about Robert Rodriguez making a kid flick at first. I mean come on, a kid flick from the guy who made El Mariachi, Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn? But i gotta say though, he’s made me a believer. Robert Rodriguez sure can make a kick ass kid flick. Did i mention that Carla Gugino is in the movie too? She’s fucking hot. I want to hump her.

Okay as you can see, the Kristin Kreuk layout is back up again. For the benefit of those who didn’t get the chance to see it the first time.

And so. Now that you’ve seen both layouts, i ask you: which one’s better? The Asia layout or this Kristin one? Or should i just experiment some more with other celebs? Comments please.

I’ll post again later tonight.

Asia Argento.

Half of you reading this probably have NO idea who she is. And even if you do, you probably had no idea who she was before Rob Cohen decided to put her in his next movie. And i don’t blame you. She hasn’t had that much exposure outside of the art house flicks that she’s usually in. Of course, that’s all gonna change once xXx comes out next week. I’ll bet you a million bucks that people are gonna be hitting up google searching for nude pics of her after they see that movie.

Oh and by they way, her name’s pronounced ‘Ah-zi-a’. Not ‘Asia’, as in like where i’m originally from.

Asia Argento.

All you hardcore horror fans out there might recognize that last name of hers. That’s right, she’s the daughter of Italy’s legendary master of horror, Dario Argento. Director of many influential classic Italian giallo movies. I own a couple of them on DVD (Deep Red and Suspiria). One of these days, i’m gonna have to go out and get Tenebre. And possibly The Stendhal Syndrome (If only for the fact that Asia is in it. And that she gets naked in it too. Then again, she gets naked in pretty much all her movies. Well, except for xXx. Because it’s PG-13. But yeah, TSS is actually a pretty lousy flick. Maybe i shouldn’t buy it. Not even for the Asia nakedness. Maybe i should get B.Monkey instead. She gets naked in that one too. :D). Fair warning though, his movies (Dario’s… and Asia’s too for that matter…) probably won’t appeal much to most mainstream audiences. And i wouldn’t recommend watching any of Mr. Argento’s movies made after 1982. He kind of lost his touch after he made Opera. Stick to his 70’s and early 80’s stuff. Classics.

I watched Audition a coupla nights ago. I don’t wanna spoil the movie for anyone who hasn’t already seen it but can i just say that Audition is probably the first movie EVER where i felt like wanting to turn the movie off and stop watching just out of disgust? I have never seen anything more sadistic than the final act of Audition.

It even beats out that final scene of The Doom Generation where that guy gets his penis chopped off.

Did i just spoil The Doom Generation for you?

Oh well. Don’t worry about it. I doubt anybody’s ever heard of that movie. It sucks anyway.

But i won’t spoil Audition. Oh no. That movie is just too good to spoil. So i URGE you to go seek out that movie on DVD. Or VCD. Or VHS. Or whatever. That movie is SICK. The final act of Audition gets downright Silent Hill 2-ish freaky. And the last 20 minutes… OH SO PAINFUL. You NEED to watch that movie.

The Japanese are sadistic sadistic people…

But anyway, speaking about turning movies off out of disgust, i had no problem doing the same with UHF though. Good God that is one terrible movie. Comedy classic my ass. 15 minutes of UHF was all i could stomach. Maybe i’ll go trade it in for some in store credit or something over at Babbages. Or Gamestop.

UHF and Supernova and Best Men. <--- NOT WORTH YOUR TIME OR MONEY. STAY AWAY FROM THOSE MOVIES. Random thoughts:

Okay. This new Kristin layout just isn’t working. So i’m gonna change it. The next new layout will be up sometime within the next 6 hours or so. Forget what i said about the poll and the whole two days thing. This next one will be the one i’m sticking with for the next few months. Keep checking back.

First person to correctly guess who it is gets 15 seconds of fame in the next post.

So what do you think? Does the Kristin Kreuk layout work? Or should i just stay with Avril Lavigne? Or maybe try Neve Campbell? Or possibly someone else?

I’ll tell you what. I’ll leave this up for 2 days. Then i’ll switch to another one. And then leave that one up for another two days. And then maybe swtich to another one. Or maybe not. Or maybe i’ll just put up a poll then and let you all vote as to which one should stay up. Or something.

What do you think?