Forgive the shameless shilling but i think this is worth sharing. So Mr. Skin is doing this Whack-It Bracket thing which will determine who has the best boobs ever based on user voting.

You’ll UNFORTUNATELY have to sign up (for free) to vote but even if you don’t, it’s worth a look just to see who’s going up against who.

Here’s what the bracket looks like. WHO WILL WIN.

And right off the bat, they’re already pitting 2 out of my 10 ‘Bang List 10’* chicks against each other. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE TO VOTE FOR.

I’m just interested in seeing how it all pans out. Champion will be decided on April 7-9.

Click to see the match-ups.

*I swear i’ll finish off that list. Someday.

Just to recap, my Bang List 10 so far:

Amber Heard (who is also in one of the brackets!)
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell

And i guess i already gave away Jennifer Connelly and Carla Gugino but i’ll do proper posts for them someday. SOMEDAY.

So it’s pretty safe to say that this website as it once was, is dead now.

Actually it’s been pretty dead for quite a while now.

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ALEXA VEGA.

OF SPY KIDS FAME.

SHE WENT FROM THIS:

TO THIS:

HNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHHH

Apparently she’s like 24 years old now and has already been married AND divorced. WTF!

She’s gonna be in the next Machete movie, which is where that pic is from, which she posted from on set on her instagram account. Please let her get her tits out.

UPDATE:

HERE’S ANOTHER PIC:

GAWD DAYUM.

So the cast of Full House just totally did a 25 year anniversary reunion a few days ago. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were the only ones who didn’t show up.

How rude!

But who cares about them! I’m only posting about this as an excuse to repost these pictures of Jodie Sweetin!

Goddamn those are some big ass meth filled titties. Meth titties all over my FACE.

My copy of Titanic Collectors Edition arrived from Amazon today. Really glad i had mine preordered. It’s sold out now and it’s going for $299.99 from other asshole sellers lol wtf.

I took a picture.

Titanic is like the best movie EVER.

Surprise lovebirds alert: Canadian rockers Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger are engaged, despite the fact that not many people knew they were even dating. According to People, Lavigne and Kroeger sparked up a romance while they were working together on material for Lavigne’s new album but chose to keep their relationship private.

“A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together,” a friend of Lavigne’s told the magazine. – MTV

I kinda like some Nickelback songs though.

Can’t wait for her next album!

Remember that post about Hayden Panettiere and how fucked up she allegedly is? Well, it seems par for the course for most of these Hollywood starlets apparently. I stumbled across this crazy story about Miley Cyrus.

Now, this is probably the best Miley Cyrus fan fiction i’ve ever read or one of the most fucked up true stories ever.

I actually got a boner reading it.

Several years ago, I was working at an accounting firm doing financial statement audits in L.A. Pretty good experience but boring work for the most part. After a couple years of doing this, and seeing the ins and outs of Hollywood, I began to see where there was real money to be made. In my audits, I saw the the bank that the TV execs and producers were making. True, they worked very long hours, but I did have occasion to meet with them, and it definitely did not seem to be rocket science. Only years later did I find out why they spent so many hours at the office.

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I was reading about how these waterpark slides can literally remove tops and bottoms due to the intense rush of water.

It’s just too bad the water didn’t remove Katy Perry’s top, as opposed to her bottom.

I’m actually slightly horrified yet intrigued by DAT ASS.

This was hard to masturbate to.

But i did it anyway.

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