Notice: I’m messing around with the boards for a bit. They’ll be down for a while.

A coupla nights ago, Umgawa and i were discussing the topic of favorite posters. As in the people who post on this site. The girls mostly. Because who in their right mind would wanna have me as their favorite anyway. But yeah, we were talking about your favorite female posters. Actually i should probably say favorite ‘fubar girl’ because some of the girls, like Keli and Suzi for example, don’t really post as often as the others so it’d be kinda unfair to pick a favorite based on their posts when they don’t really post here that often. Even though they are still active posters.

Here’s a small sampling of our conclusions:

Bubba likes Keli.
Seriously likes Liz.
Kingolf likes Suzi.
Discommode likes Eve.
Banana likes Jenn.
The whole world likes Thess.

Of course, those are just assumptions. Some of you probably have more than one favorite. While all the polls i’ve had so far points to Suzi being the outright favorite garnering a ridiculous amount of votes each time, it didn’t really tell much about why people chose her. Or why people chose any of the other girls for that matter. With that in mind, go ahead and state your favorites with your reasons as to why you like the person you like. Regulars and lurkers alike. Just curious.

Oh and you females readers (all 3 of you) can comment too.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, Fubar comes back up just in time for me to make a shameless plug for my new movie, Daredevil, which I did solely as a favor to Kevin Smith, since he needed to get the resale value up on the first issues of the series’ re-release, courtesy of Marvel Comics.

And it’s Valentine’s Day. What can you buy for the woman who has everything? No, seriously, this is an actual question, seeing how I bought J-Lo a ring that cost more than my salary for Armageddon. I mean, I’ve bought her a car, a ring, paid for her divorce attorney… and yet she still wants me to surprise her for Valentine’s Day. There’s no way to stand out from the crowd, seeing how I’ve seemingly got half of the desperate men in America, forty-three Venezuelans, twelve guys in Peru and assorted guys all over the rest of the world sending her flowers. So I can’t buy her flowers. I bet Damon would be able to think something up, but he’s probably still in the institution after Bourne Identity flopped.

I’m sorry if I cut this short, but me and J-Lo have dinner reservations at nine, and then I’ve got to wake up in the morning and talk to Marc Norman about writing a Shakespeare In Love spin-off about my character, Ned, probably due out in late-2004 if I can get it done fast. I’m thinking that in this one, Ned writes a different not-so-well-known Shakespeare play, since the Bard is out sick or something. A “here Ben comes to save the day” kind of movie. And don’t any of you make jokes about Ned writing Coriolanus for Damon’s character. It’s just not funny, and Rupert Everett made the joke when I first pitched the movie to the Weinsteins back in ’98.

In closing, I’d like to thank Justin for coming back and granting me the opportunity to hawk Daredevil to the masses. Go see it. Now. If you’re on the east-coast, you might still be able to catch a late-show, so push all of the couples down and steal their tickets. It’s one hell of a lot more entertaining than The Hours or any of those Oscar-nominated movies. Way I see it, the last time a decent movie got nominated for an Oscar was Good Will Hunting. But, that’s another story for another time, because J-Lo just threatened to take my balls off if we didn’t make our reservation-time.

Well it’s the start of the first weekend back for fubar. A time when people usually don’t stay at home to surf the net. So site activity levels are probably gonna drop a little as it always does during the weekends.

I was planning on going to see the new Daredevil movie today. But i think i’ll just go catch it tomorrow. Maybe the 1pm show. Bargain price. $5.25. Then i’ll go to the mall and preorder the new Zelda game. w00t.

Ah Zelda… I never did get to finish you on the SNES. You were a great game though. I only stopped playing you because once i got to the dark world (or whatever), i got scared. Pretty stupid really. I just didn’t like the atmosphere. All dark and stuff. But oh well. And i never really got that far into your first N64 adventure either. Never even got to ride the horse. Just didn’t have enough time to invest into the game i guess.

Chrono Cross was also another game that i never got to finish. That was a cool game. Never got to finish FF8 or FF9 either. Never even got to play FFX. Just didn’t have the time =(

If you were to ask me what my favorite RPG’s are, i’d have say that Final Fantasy 3 for the SNES. Chrono Trigger being a very close second. Boy, those were some damn good games…

Anyhow, just thought i’d kill some time by posting. Glad to see that all the other posters still remember their passwords to get into Greymatter. Glad that all the regulars are back too.

Have a good weekend. I’ll probably post again tomorrow or something.

Good morning fubar readers 😀

Well, hopefully the truly fubar dedicated didn’t give up on the site just because it disappeared for such a long time. I can assure you that we did everything we could to convince Justin he needed to stop being lazy and get the site back up 😉

Today is Valentine’s Day. *twirls finger* Exciting, eh? This holiday has little or no meaning to me, but this year it’s nice. It’s the first time in longer than I can remember that I had a “Valentine.” The way things have worked out in the past, relationships didn’t extend into February or they were long-distance. So.. this makes the first V-day with someone special since.. since.. middle school?! I can’t remember back that far. ^_^

Unfortunately, today isn’t too stress free. Today the paper comes out with the apartment ads. Me and Marc have been looking for an apartment for weeks now. Today is just going to be another day on the phone and running across Mannheim in all directions to look at available places to live. Just for the record – Eve did not make her celibacy vow of one year. (missed it by about 2.5 weeks) 😀 But it was a nice try and a nice ending. So the bitch factor has been lifted slightly, probably to the relief of some here. 0_o

It’s funny being in public with your S.O. on Valentine’s Day. Those who are single cast over looks of jealousy/longing. There’s nothing wrong with being alone, but V-day makes it seem like it sucks 100X more than it does ordinarily.

Well, when we woke up this morning at 6 AM I asked if he wanted coffee. He said yes, and I told him I would make it after I got ready. He gave me the look that says, no, not in 10 minutes, now. The coffee maker broke again. That coffee maker cost over $400 and it breaks on an average of once a week. >:-O Came back in the room to inform him that he’d have to wait until he got to work and he grabbed me, kissed my neck and handed me my V-day gift with one of those really large and ridiculous smiles. 😀

He knows me too well. Really, the perfect gift was exactly what he got me – my own coffee cup. And now every morning I’ll be reminded that there is someone looking out for me and thinking about me, and not only on this day. < / end mushiness> You can’t blame a girl for being happy. 😉

So, fubar readers, I wish all of you with someone a great day full of red and hot sex and a good view of your own personal b00bers. For the singles, well, maybe next year. 🙂

See you around on the boards.

Guess what? The message boards are back up. Huzzah!

I couldn’t restore any of the old posts though. But i did manage to save all the member profiles and such. So you *should* be able to use your old logins and passwords to get in. Oh and Kingolf can rest easy because his post count is still intact. Slut. So is everyone else’s by the way.

It was a tough decision to make on whether i should’ve brought the boards back. They eat up a lot of bandwidth and they kinda took away attention from the main site a bit. But after a LOT of thinking, i decided to bring it back anyway. Give you all a place to play while waiting for new posts to get posted on the site.

But please, just because the boards are back up, doesn’t mean that you should abandon the comments section on the site. Because that’s really what keeps the site going. The more you comment, the more other people will comment. And the more comments there are, the more posts there will be. And then everybody will be happy. Posters get comments and commenters get posts. Happy happy joy joy!

And besides, it’s always fun to check the site every coupla hours (or minutes… heh) to see if there are any new comments to read. Even though there aren’t any new posts.

Spread the love. It’s Valentine’s day after all. Leave a comment, post in the forums and wish your favorite ‘fubar girl’ a happy V-Day.

Teflon Parakeet: Posting?!
psykotik2k: not yet =(
psykotik2k: on the phone actually
psykotik2k: but i’ll post later
Teflon Parakeet: suuuuuuuure.
psykotik2k: oh hush
psykotik2k: why dont you post? =P
Teflon Parakeet: Because that just gives you a reason not to. 🙂
psykotik2k: haha
psykotik2k: i’ll post if you post
Teflon Parakeet: Besides, they’d really rather hear from you.
psykotik2k: well. you post. then i post
psykotik2k: we’ll both post
Teflon Parakeet: Deal.

So, we all missed FUBAR; that’s pretty much been covered by now. I was starting to like the Cobalt Raq, though…it was a comforting constant in my life.

I worked last night. Ended up just not taking tables the last three hours that we were open. The bar was in and out of the bathroom all night, bumping lines with their friends, and they were trashed besides that (shots of Patron all night), so it was taking me 20+ minutes to get drinks for each table. Not that I really have any room to bitch about anyone doing anything like that, but at work? And to the point where none of the three servers on were getting tipped properly, or even at ALL in some cases…eh. Fuck that.

They had tabs walk out, and didn’t care, some old couple was groping each other (literally, she was on his lap, grinding, and his hand was up her shirt…fucking nasty shit; take it home, don’t do that at a BAR.) Add in the tourtured artist wanna-be sitting in a back corner, eating soup and demanding refills every time I walked by…nevermind that he already had a server, and could just ask her, plus *I* had no check with him, kiss *my* ass. …It really was just chaos, and there were a few other reasons I was feeling completely insane; had to do with what all was going on, but more in a peripheral sense, something I’m trying to get over and just don’t like to BE around.

So I ran my reports and sat up with our doorguy, chainsmoking and talking, watching the new server guy run around trying to get phone numbers from various skanky Rollins girls. Chugged coffee while the other girl on the floor also gave up, sitting down with a table with a tray of shots and grabbing a pack of cigarettes. Utterly useless excuse for a “business” last night, I’m sure someone should be told about all the shit that was going on.

The thing is, it won’t be me. They don’t pay me enough to care.

Right. A post. There it is, Justin. A deal’s a deal.

lyke oh mah gawd, fubar is back!!! hiya kids!!! i’m sooooo super stoked, yipee! erm, or not.

so anyway, a lot went down while justin was on his little hiatus. a lot concerning me, but i’ve decided to forgive & move on. its not going to be so easy for megs, & i doubt she’ll be back on here anytime soon. shes really hurt. & to the person who caused the problem, i don’t know why you did it. well, i mean, i guess i do know why…but i’m just sad that you did. i had a lot of respect for you, & enjoyed talking to you. oh well, this is done, not going to drag it on painfully.

i’ve been talking to zoe a lot. i <3 teh zoe!! i must make that known, because shes awesome & we're really alike. i know that the j-man likes to shelter his girl, but i'm glad i've gotten the chance to get to know her a bit. i've been stretching my ears, they look hot. here is a picture. they’re at 6 gage, please ignore the nasty zit i have…yes, i get zits, i am a teenager. ew. but my ears look hot, oui?

my site has been gone for almost a week? but it was really destructing before that because of just, well, me. i was neglecting it. i was sick of posting new pictures (who really needs to see me every fucking day, honestly? no one. NO ONE.) i seriously thought solo wasn’t going to host me anymore. i didn’t know what to do! but luckily, he is a rad guy & has set up my ftp & new server & everything. so thank you solo, i’m sorry if i’m a bad hostee! but i’m a v. greatful one!!

i don’t have much to say, but last night i was working 6:30-11pm & i started falling asleep & my contact went to the back of my eye & ripped. this is the most tragic thing in my life right now because i am always working or at school (i’m back in highschool!!! wut wut!!) & have no time to go to the optomitrist. wow, i think i should run for the razors (jk, lol). so i’m happy. i’m happy & thats whats going on with me. whats up with all you commenters? fill me/us in by commenting to this entry. share whatever the fuck you want….

omigod so i went to up to the mall yesterday (ts called waterford lakes and they have everything!!!!!!!!!!!!) and i bought the cutest shirt its a baby shirt cause this girl i work with (her name is shawna) is having a baby and shes having a babys hower i couldnt think of what to get for the baby so i just got this shirt its white. its also got like embroidery on it in white of little flowery things and strapps so its like a baby camisole kinda its really cute

reminds me of something like a hippy thing

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AND I MET THIS GUY HE LOOKS LIKE EDWARD NORTON i love edward norton hes such a cutie i would love to violently rape him and then put him in my closet and keep him 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 did u see that one movie though which hes in and plays a nazi guy???! that movie was bad i almost didnt like him anymore but my sister says he is just an actor and they paid him to play that part except that i still dont like it. intolerant people suck u kno

i think ill buy a cam and take pictures of my boobs and post them on justins site and then just rake in the hits WHAT a good idea huH?! i mean look its worked for other girls obviously who like to pretend they can make webpages & give that as prof of how smart they are when there sites are really awful and look like n enlarge java popup (popsups are so annoying i HATE THEM with like all my heart i dont think i hate anything more than popups)

except maybe intolerance like the nazis

i painted my toenails yesterday too theyre this teal color now and i like the color its really pretty does anyone else (girls only hahaha) remember mixing their nailpolishes 2gether to make new colors that was soooooooooooo much fun it uesd to be my favorite thing to do other than to read YM which is a great magazine for young girls to learn stuff like fashion tips speaking of fashion tips the agali girl almost has her section like that done!!!!!!!!! i bet meg is real excited about it

valentines day is coming up soon and i was listening to stacys diary last night on the radio she had a really good point about how valentines day a guys success hitting it was directioon porpurtional to his ability to like go all out on vday and get his gf something really nice (or his wife i guess but do married ppl really have sex i think they might just not cause it would be really gross omg except i love my boyfriend and maybe if we got married we would altho most married people dont or so ive heard)

it could be just a rumor tho

so isnt everybody sooooooooooo glad jsutin’s back i missed him so mcuh hes such a silly guy 8) i remember a few years ago when i first talked to him he was different tho he didnt seem so into the porn thing and porn is almost as silly as the thougt of married ppl having sex i think because who reallylooks at that stuff what a waste of tiem!!! newayz justin was a really cool guy we used (wel hes still cool but its kinda in a different way which has to do i think with exitstensialism type stuff)

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OOOOh wb Justin wtf. Great, just great. You piss off for “G”od knows how long and you expect ME to email YOU and ask if everything’s OK. Perhaps you forgot that our “relationship” doesn’t work like that and if you want me to post anything here for your horny little clientele ever again, then the site had better FUCKING WELL BE HERE when I look. OK?

Anyway, I suppose that your little clique of pre-pubescent girl followers will be posting here again soon. Believe me, I’d love to hit some of them, but the drivel they post here is extremely off-putting.

Some of your readers are a damn sight more concerned about where I am than you seem to be. I know you are shy and scared and ruddy pathetic, but remember that you are my little project and your education is important to me.

So what have I been doing then. I’m sure your little cock is almost lactating at the very thought of me telling you, so I won’t. Yet.

Dildos. Why to they make them look like penises? Penises are ugly (that’s why they have to be punished) and I have to say that if am choosing what I am inserting into my vagina (and I always choose. You have no input) then I would never choose something ugly. Lesbians use dildos. Lots. One of the reasons they are lesbians is because they don’t like men and their penises. I agree that the shape has to be fundamentally phallic, but show some initiative. How about a Mona Lisa dildo. The head and fucking shoulders of the Mona Lisa, recreated in rubber. That would look good. I’d use that.

Love

Jenn