HELO THAR

So Avril has a new album coming in September.

Sigh…

avril kissin winnie

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. Avril is kissing Winnie Cooper. Because being a lesbian is SO PUNK. Here’s the rest of the video…

Yeah. So that just happened.

You’re welcome, Justin.

WHACK-IT BRACKET

Forgive the shameless shilling but i think this is worth sharing. So Mr. Skin is doing this Whack-It Bracket thing which will determine who has the best boobs ever based on user voting.

You’ll UNFORTUNATELY have to sign up (for free) to vote but even if you don’t, it’s worth a look just to see who’s going up against who.

Here’s what the bracket looks like. WHO WILL WIN.

And right off the bat, they’re already pitting 2 out of my 10 ‘Bang List 10’* chicks against each other. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE TO VOTE FOR.

I’m just interested in seeing how it all pans out. Champion will be decided on April 7-9.

Click to see the match-ups.

*I swear i’ll finish off that list. Someday.

Just to recap, my Bang List 10 so far:

Amber Heard (who is also in one of the brackets!)
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell

And i guess i already gave away Jennifer Connelly and Carla Gugino but i’ll do proper posts for them someday. SOMEDAY.

Look who’s back!

College Humor decided to make a 3-part Dora the Explorer live-action series with Ariel Winter. Squee!

Dora: “I haven’t needed a babysitter since the third grade!”
Diego: “That was last year!”

o_O

I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALEXA VEGA

ALEXA VEGA.

OF SPY KIDS FAME.

SHE WENT FROM THIS:

TO THIS:

HNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHHH

Apparently she’s like 24 years old now and has already been married AND divorced. WTF!

She’s gonna be in the next Machete movie, which is where that pic is from, which she posted from on set on her instagram account. Please let her get her tits out.

UPDATE:

HERE’S ANOTHER PIC:

GAWD DAYUM.

FULL HOUSE REUNION

So the cast of Full House just totally did a 25 year anniversary reunion a few days ago. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were the only ones who didn’t show up.

How rude!

But who cares about them! I’m only posting about this as an excuse to repost these pictures of Jodie Sweetin!

Goddamn those are some big ass meth filled titties. Meth titties all over my FACE.