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…IS THE WORST ACTRESS EVER.

HERE SHE IS RECREATING SCENES FROM SOME HORROR MOVIES.

LOOK AT THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

FAIL.

NO TIME FOR WORDS. TIME TO FAP!!!!!!!!

PS: They’re not as puffy as i’d imagined!

UPDATE: Okay time for words.

On Tuesday, February 5, under the cloak of secrecy, Lindsay Lohan went to the Hotel Bel-Air to meet photographer Bert Stern and restage the legendary series of photographs Stern had taken of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before her death – a portfolio of pictures known as ‘The Last Sitting.’

How did it come about? Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked us if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were, naturally, more than enthusiastic. So was Lohan – the 21-year-old happens to be a Monroe fanatic (you can read more about her in Amanda Fortini’s story) – till, we sent her Stern’s book so she could study up on the shoot. That morning, Lohan arrived (ten minutes early, actually).

Hair and makeup took two hours; there were three wig changes to get precisely the right shape and shade of platinum. Stern duplicated the original 1962 set, down to the lighting. Lohan was unafraid of some of the eerier parallels between herself and Monroe, and she embraced every aspect of the shoot. She knew that Monroe had worn little more than a chiffon scarf, and she came with the same spirit.

Seven hours and hundreds of frames later, the pictures were made. Photographer and star were satisfied, and photo director Jody Quon flew home, just a little stunned that it had happened at all. – nymag.com

AB UPDATE: New and improved gallery! Now with some hi res and new outtakes from the shoot.

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Too Much Love,
JusTin

Apparently you get to see her nips in the extra features of the Across The Universe DVD!

Now that’s what i call an extra feature!

What’s better than the news of Sam Raimi returning to his roots and making a new ‘Evil Dead’-ish flick?

News of him casting Ellen Page in it!

I finally saw ‘Juno’ last night and based on her performance in that, it should be pretty interesting to see Ellen Page in a role that probably would’ve have gone to Bruce Campbell back in the day. Raimi wrote ‘Hell’ in 1992 right after Army of Darkness – but i guess he never got around to making it and moved on to making non-horror flicks like that Kevin Costner baseball movie and A Simple Plan, which was a really really GOOD movie. Oh and of course, giving us the gift of Katie Holmes’ pre-Scientology boobies FTW!!!

Also, what’s better than a 20+ year old who looks like she could be 15+/-?

Nothing! Best of both worlds buddy!

That said, Ellen Page would be an interesting lay regardless. Lesbian or not.

Caps of Kristen Bell’s sex scene from Judd Apatow’s new production ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’

Don’t you just hate it when girls keep their bra on while having sex???

Fact: Kristen Bell has a lazy eye that she calls ‘Wonky’.

This is the new Scotty Doesn’t Know.

Not a fan but hey, it’s Rihanna more or less naked (but covered) in the German edition of FHM.

Needs more nip.