Legend In The Making – Psycho Girl Video

I’LL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!

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Remixed version of the vid! Featuring the (remixed) theme song from REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.


And it’s even better and scarier if you play the remixed version of the RFAD overture at the same time together with the regular vid. Try it. (update: the remixed video now features the remixed overture!)





Transcript from video:

Matt, um… You don’t understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but that’s only the half of it… And I know you really don’t want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think what you’re putting me through…

If I can put up with you, and all your shit for this long, I’m obviously gonna stay with you forever… So, uh… I- I really want you to know what you’re missing out on. So, uh, here’s a little bit of, uh, my sexual side.

There’s the cleavage I don’t have. There’s the… boobs I kinda have. Here’s my nice, firm stomach. Boobs, again. Now I pull ’em out. And I… I dropped it. Now.. What do you think about this, matt? You going to, uh, give all this up just because you don’t want a girlfriend? Well, uh…I think you’d be a little bit stupid if you did that…

Don’t you? But, uh, whatever. It’s all up to you. And a little bit. All up to you. And no matter what.. you decide, Matt… I will always understand because.. I’m that kind of person, and just go with the flow. And I never… will underestimate you or your decision, for whatever you pick. And Matt, here’s something I know you want to see… You’ve been waiting a long time for that, haven’t you, Matt? You can have it all, the whole package. All you have to do… is ask.

And I will understand.. whatever you pick cuz I love you, Matt. And you’d be a fool to give this up. Cuz no matter how hard you try, you know. You can’t just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little… twisted head…you love me. You’re just afraid to admit it. Cuz you don’t know what’s going to happen to you if you tell the world… how you feel… about me.

Just do it Matt, do it right now. I know you want to. you want to so bad… It kills you. All of this… It really… It really does kill you. Mmm… So… good. Now, uh, let me show you something. This could be you that I’m pressing against, Matt. It could be you… and me. Or it could be you… and some ugly, fat chick that won’t do anything for you. But me, on the other hand… I’ll do anything you ask. All you have to do… Is be nice… And… You’ve got it.

So, Matt, I just wanted to let you know what you were missing out on. And, uh…You decide to change your mind about anything… Just let me know. Cuz I’ll be here. And I totally, and utterly understand.. anything… Tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. No matter how hard I try to forget about you. You’re still on my mind.

Forever… and always.

So, uh… Just in case, Matt. Don’t give up. Don’t give up… too easily, cuz, uh… I don’t wanna lose you.

Bye, Matt. I love you.

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Claire Forlani

YES! Finally. A nice good look at her boobies topless. I’ve always loved her ever since i first saw Mallrats. And then i fell in love with her all over again in Meet Joe Black (loved that movie, loved the whole scene when Brad Pitt and her first meet, and come on, Brad Pitt’s death scene totally ruled).

She’s actually done a couple of movies where she’s gotten her kit off but nothing where you can get a clear look at the goods.

Anyhow, she may not be to your taste but i think she’s hot. She also happened to be the first celeb i had featured on this site’s layout back in 2000.

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  • Actually you know what, i think i prefer her with clothes on. Sometimes a pretty face is all it takes. Boobs be damned!

    (e.g Alison Lohman)



    So. I’m guessing i’m probably like the last person on earth who hasn’t seen any of Ali G’s stuff on TV.

    I mean, i’ve heard of him (thanks to everyone in highschool who used to endlessly quote him [“BOOYAKASHA!”] back in 1999 – he was the Dave Chappelle of his time) and i know about his schtick but i never actually seen him in action. Until today at least.

    I went out and picked up his Da Ali G Show on DVD (just came out two days ago) from Best Buy and i’ve only seen the first episode so far but damn if it isn’t one of the most laugh out loud funniest shows i’ve ever seen. It was fucking hilarious. I still haven’t seen the other 5 episodes yet (sadly, there’s only a total of 6 on the 2 DVD set – 3 hour total running time) but i don’t doubt that the rest are any less funnier.

    I just wonder if his British produced stuff is just as good (if not better). I need to hunt them down when i get back to the other side of the world one day (i don’t think you can find his British stuff over here. At least not on DVD or VCD).

    Actually, it wouldn’t be accurate for me to say that i’d never seen his work until today. I did manage to see his first feature film (Ali G Indahouse) a year ago when i was back in Brunei. And i thought it was fucking hilarious. I highly recommend it. Even if it is just another one of those ‘stupid’ movies. But it’s a funny stupid movie.

    That movie also singlehanded brought back long gone memories of Betty Boo (some early 90’s europop singer) thanks to the use of one of her songs in the movie. They’re really super fucking catchy. I recommend ‘Where are you baby?’ and ‘Doin’ the do’. Not sure if she ever crossed over and made it big in the US but there was a time when she used to be all over the place in Europe and Asia.

    Hm. All this 90’s pop culture talk reminds me of the days when i used to read Smash Hits. Never heard of it? It’s some british teeny bopper mag that i used to read. Speaking of which, i also used to read Bop and The Big Bopper. And as i’m increasingly making myself look gayer and gayer, i should also mention that fact that i also used to read YM and Cosmo.

    Oh and i was also a member of The Big Bopper’s fan club.

    Only girls will probably know what i’m talking about.


    It’s fubar i tell you.