Boy…material from the celeb hottie front has been nearly nonexistent lately. But here’s a little something from the February edition of Max magazine out of Italy.

It features one of Fubar’s original “banner girls” from the infamous Vanity Fair cover back in 2003.

Rumor has it that Evan is dating Mickey Rourke (ew), who played her father in The Wrestler. Don’t forget that her last boyfriend was Marilyn Manson, so I think it’s safe to say that the girl’s got some issues.

By the way, for the whiners, I’m fairly certain you can’t find these pics up at Egotastic or WWTDD right now, although I’m sure there are some great shots of busted Hohan or some other grossness on those sites. Enjoy.

To celebrate her return to television, Eliza is the covergirl for the March issue of Maxim.

I thought the first episode of Dollhouse was pretty cool. But then again, I’d watch an hour of people painting houses if Joss Whedon wrote the dialogue.

Leo’s girl made the prestigious cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and I think she’s a fine choice.

Sure, the entire concept of this issue may seem quaint in this day and age of instantaneous internet porn on tap, but I think that’s what’s special about it.

Plus, it’s gorgeous girls wearing skimpy bikinis in beautiful tropical locales, and what’s not to like about that?

Dakota’s new movie Push opens today. Here are some pics of her looking all grows up at the LA premiere.

Also included are some other recent pics of Dakota from this year’s People’s Choice Awards. Oh, and one more of her going through security at LAX.

February is a big month for Miss Fanning, as she is the voice of the title character in Coraline, which also opens today, and she will be celebrating her 15th birthday on the 23rd.

Miss Munn celebrated the end of National Pie Week last Friday by jumping into a one-ton chocolate creme pie on Attack of the Show in a sexy French maid outfit.

The video is pretty long, but I think it’s worth it.

OM NOM NOM ^_^