That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.
FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. TLAvideo.com has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.
Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.
Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!
— Rick Stanko
They also have this to say:
3 REASONS TO BUY THIS FILM
Jessica Biel plays a stripper!
Who actually strips!
Several world and national holidays should be declared!
Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.
Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.
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