Kristen Bell

These pics of Miss Bell are promos from her Veronica Mars days, but they’re new to me, and new to the site, so I figured why not post them? Besides, we haven’t had a Kristen post in awhile.

Apparently, Kristen has three movies due out this year, all comedies.


That’s right. Mark that date on your calendar and get ready to fap to Jessica Biel’s boobies my friends.

FYI, for those of you who don’t already know, she’s going topless in some straight to DVD flick (Powder Blue) that’s coming out on that day. has a mini review/synopsis of the flick that talks about Jessica’s topless scene.

Oh, she plays a stripper in the movie.

Last we checked it wasn’t our birthday, but we better check again because not only does longtime skin holdout (and longtime hottie) Jessica Biel play a stripper in this movie, but she actually fucking strips. This isn’t some LiLo in I Know Who Killed Me or JAlba in Sin City bullshit, this is stripping with Biel’s actual fucking titties. After several lapdances and stage performances in ridiculously hot little outfits, she finally gives up her absolutely amazing rack when dancing on the stage and freakin’ out. Then she starts grabbing candles off the stage and pouring all of the hot wax she can all over her tits ending up on her knees crying. Later, she makes out with this dude outside and gives up one more dark, but tasty, look at her side rack. Halle-fucking-lujah!

— Rick Stanko

They also have this to say:


  • Jessica Biel plays a stripper!
  • Who actually strips!
  • Several world and national holidays should be declared!
  • Man i hope this movie gets ripped and ends up online before its release date so i can download it and fap to it for great justice. I haven’t fapped to Jessica Biel since that bikini waterfall scene in Stealth.

    Biel’s actual fucking titties! OH YEAH.

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    Miley Cyrus

    Smiley was looking quite leggy in her short and sassy red dress while running around LA recently.

    Don’t forget…Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters on April 10! I know you’ll all be lining up for the first blockbuster of 2009! Amirite?

    Emma Roberts

    Julia’s 18-year old niece was looking pretty hawt for this shot in the April issue of GQ and its associated outtakes.

    I’m a little befuddled by that one piece of underwear she’s sporting. It’s not technically granny panties, but it’s also not like a boyfriend’s boxers, so I’m left wondering what they were going for there. Why couldn’t there be an outtake with just the lacy pantsu?

    Also, is it just me, or did they shoop a hint of nip into the pic that made the magazine?

    Jordana Brewster

    Some of you have been asking for a Jordana post…well, thanks to a promotional photoshoot for her upcoming Fast and Furious movie I can fulfill your wishes.

    Not showing a lot of skin in these, but I think she’s looking good.

    Jordana doesn’t really seem to be getting a whole lot of work. Is it too much to hope to see her in a sequel to D.E.B.S. at some point? Mmmm…sexy lesby spies.

    Malin Akerman

    Malin landed the April cover of Maxim magazine, and she’s looking hawt.

    WARNING: the following pics are in uber hi res.

    I finally saw Watchmen this weekend, and I thought it was pretty coo. First comic book movie that I can recall having a proper sex scene (not to mention a glowing blue pen0r). Kudos to Zack Snyder for not PG-13ing it up for the studio honchos.

    Anne Hathaway

    I found these pics of Anne from some charity event lurking on my hard drive. It’s been awhile since she had a post here, and she’s looking better (especially the Hathaboobs) in these than she has in most recent candids, so I figured I’d post ’em up.

    FUN FACT: Anne is set to portray the White Queen in Tim Burton’s live-action adaptation of Alice in Wonderland, due in Spring 2010.

    Annasophia Robb

    Annasophia’s new movie Race to Witch Mountain opens today, and she was dressed in blue with strappy shoes for the Hollywood premiere the other night. I think it was a good choice for a 15-year old.

    There are also a few stills from the film in the gallery.

    Everyone be careful out there…today is Friday the 13th!