Ellen Feiss

Remember her?

The Apple Switcher? She was actually featured on the site’s layout a coupla years ago (back when the site used to just feature one celebrity at a time e.g Avril, Amanda Bynes, Denise Richards, Claire Forlani et al).

Seems like Ellen’s been doing some acting as of late!

Here’s what she looks like now:

…and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep…


Well the site is back up. For some of you. That know of this URL (dontlinkthis.net). Otherwise you’re either probably seeing a blank page come up – if you’re still trying to go to dontlinkthis.net. That’s because i sort of made it so .com pointed to the .net servers yesterday (.com and .net are hosted on different ones) while i was moving everything over (the .com site is now hosted on .net) and then decided against it (and just made it so .com would redirect to .net) and now i guess the DNS is still like, re-propogating back to the old server. Or something.

So why the move?

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Name. That. Butt.

Damn, some of you little whiners bitch more than some…well…bitches I happen to know.

“Waahhh, we don’t want any more pink hair!”

“Boo-hoo, where’s all teh boobies?”

For god’s sake, wipe your nose. Because I love y’all so much, here’s what I’m gonna do…

The first person to comment correctly naming the owners of the following celeb booties wins a fabulous prize…they get to request the subject of the next post. Seeing how some of you feel like you could do a better job picking what goes on the front page, here’s your chance to exercise a little editorial control.

Here we go!

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Okay, get crackin! *giggle*

Oh, and the next person who gets uppity also gets a prize


I’m constantly amazed by the myriad things the intarweb teaches me each and every day. For instance, just today I discovered a piece of pop culture trivia that I couldn’t believe I’d never heard before, and I’m here to share it with the fubar masses. Are you sitting comfortably? Good, then we’ll begin…

Julianna Rose Mauriello was NOT the first choice for Stephanie on LazyTown. 😮

I know, I know…my worldview was also forever altered by this shocking revelation. But it gets better.

The girl who was first selected to don the now-iconic pink wig, was Floridian actress Shelby Young, whose last name is quite fitting, as she was born in 1992, making her a year Julianna’s junior. She turned 14 back in April.

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Shelby even went so far as to shoot a pilot episode for LazyTown, before the show went non-union, which made it a no-go for the SAG card-carrying little lady. But thanks to the miracle of Al Gore’s wondrous invention, her performance of the classic “Bing Bang” is preserved for posterity…

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Lindsay Lohan

She’s baaaaack!

Don’t call it a comeback. Okay…call it a comeback. Teh Lohan turned the big 2-O this week, and it appears she might finally be getting back to her old fighting weight (yay). Looks like she’s also decided to officially dump the “good girl” Disney image once and for all (not that it’s fit her for quite some time) and get her edge on in the latest issue of Brit GQ.

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