Monthly Archives: November 2007
WTF WORDPRESS?!
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare wp_unregister_globals()(previously declared in /home/xxx/xxx/xxx.com/public_html/wp-settings.php:4) in /home/xxx/xxx/xxx.com/public_html/wp-settings.php on line 3
The site was down for a coupla hours. Hitting it up resulted in a blank white screen with some fatal error message.
Googled the error and found a solution: turn off wp-cache.
Tried it and the site’s back up with no errors. Have never gotten that error before now. Weird. Also, googling the error brings up a TON of other sites with the same problem. WTH is going on?? Hopefully the site can survive without wp-cache and won’t buckle under the load.
SMG SINGS ‘TEEN HORNINESS IS NOT A CRIME’
Singing in character as pornstar Krysta Now, from the movie Southland Tales.
You can listen to the song here.
The movie is directed by Richard ‘Donnie Darko’ Kelly btw.
Synopsis:
Los Angeles, 2008: The city stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Southland Tales is an epic story set over the course of threedays that culminate in a massive 4th of July celebration. A large ensemble cast of characters includes Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), an action star stricken with amnesia, Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar), an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Roland Taverner (Seann William Scott), a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.
Oh and some eyecandy to go with the song ^_^
FACT: JULIANNA ROSE MAURIELLO EATS CARPET
About This Video
Tthis was a video Amanda and I made to show her parents our love for each other. Amanda and I met 4 years ago and instantly fell in love even though at 12 you really don’t know what love is. But over the last 4 years we have become one, we think exactly the same and my parents have welcomed her into their lives as being the most important part of mine.
We uploaded this to YouTube and her parents watched it less then an hour later.
Their reaction was to say the least, something that Amanda and I had always dreamed of, I was told I was now a daughter in law and I was welcome anytime day or night.I love Amanda with everything that is my being, she means everything to me. She stands up for me when I cannot myself and she guards me from things I can’t run away from. She is my reason for breathing.
The Orgasm face was a joke we put in at the last minute because her parents love to joke around and we knew they would get a laugh out of it- and they did.
I just wish that people would accept us for who we are and not what THEY want us to be to fit their own needs.
Yes, Lazytown was fun to be on, but I hated not being able to see my baby.
About This Video
Me, Suzanne and Stephanie talking about depression.
Here’s what her lesboriffic YouTube profile says:
Name: Julianna
My account has been on YouTube for almost 2 years and I enjoy getting fakers removed daily. My passport is on file with YouTube, you impersonate me, your account gets closed within minutes. Try it once.
I DO post videos of myself to certain peeople here but they are marked as private. I am not here to show off for you or do dancing tricks, many of my school friends are on my friends list here. If you have trouble believing that I am on YouTube and know how to access the internet, then you are the one with the problem.
I am gay. My wife Amanda and I have had a very steady and powerful relationship for 4 years. If you cannot handle that, then please do not waste your time commenting my videos.
If you get a video shoutout from me then that means I liked your video and I wanted you to know.
MY FACEBOOK
TAKE THE SPACES OUT OR IT WON’T WORKhttp://hs.facebook.com/album.ph p?aid=9019&l=f9ca0&id=5474551 28
FIESTY!!!
MORE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
KRISTEN BELL
TOP 20 MOVIE NUDE SCENES OF 2007
According to Mr. Skin!
All i have to say is, HOW THE FUCK DID HEATHER ‘WIENERDOG’ MATARAZZO END UP ON THE LIST. WAUGH.
1. Marissa Tomei – Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Keeley Hazell – Cashback
3. Natalie Portman – Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci – Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller – Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez – Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman – The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes – We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey – 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne – Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos – Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons – Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang – Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd – Bug
15. Olivia Wilder – Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon – Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris – Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo – Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta – The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu – Blood Hunter
Click here for the full list with commentary from Mr. Skin.
WINONA RYDER
I have no idea what’s going on in these series of thumbnails but from what i figure, it’s Winona Ryder, literally, fucking a dummy. From the movie ‘The Ten‘. Anybody here seen it?
Unfortunately, i only have these screen caps. But if anybody knows where to get the video (it’s not on celebritymoviearchive.com yet), please show us the way!
UPDATE: Video now available! Thanks ThirdMan!