Keeley Hazell

It’s been awhile since the best breasts in the West got some exposure here. Thank god for the May issue of FHM UK (and for Keeley’s rack).

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And here are links for the good stuff…

Boobs 1
Boobs 2

FUN FACT: The March 2007 issue of FHM was the last in the States. Guess Maxim put them out of business.

LOLZ AM BACK

Look at what i’m boughted from Singapore:

LOLZ ur not seein’ double thar.

Not pictured:

  • Spider-Man 2.1 – Unrated, Extended Cut (Two-Disc Deluxe Edition DVD)
  • The Departed (Two-Disc Special Edition DVD)
  • Sony Playstation 3 Blu-Ray DVD Remote
  • 2 Wii Nunchuks
  • Didn’t get any Wii games (don’t really need to anymore since i got my Wii modded with a Wiikey. now all i have to do is just download games from alt.binaries.games.wii and burn them to DVD). But those 2 extra nunchuks now brings my existing Wii peripherals list to:

  • 4 Wii remotes
  • 4 Wii nunchuks
  • 2 Classic Controllers
  • ftw!

    ANYWAYZ so what’s new with u????

    UPDATE:

    Add me to your friends list!

    My PSN name is: Psyko_2000

    Hilary Duff

    So does anyone here still care about teh Duff? Apparently, she’s got a new album coming out next Tuesday, and this is the video for the first single.

    Um…someone needs to point out to Hilary that it’s called a bustier because you’re supposed to have some bust to put in it.

    to bad yep to bad

    CARLA GUGINO

    Okay, Justin’s gone for the next few days, so here’s my best impersonation:

    zomg Carla Gugino is teh hotsexpussyfuckballs. I’d like to bury my head in those huge milky boobs and sleep all day. Then wake up and fap for great justice to her meaty ass.

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    /fap

    Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

    Classic Scene 2 – Phoebe Cates

    I mentioned this movie in the comments of Justin’s post about Phoebe’s infamous Fast Times poolside scene and happened across a clip the other day, so I figured why not share?

    The movie in question is Paradise, and Miss Cates was even younger (widely believed to have been 17) in this scene than when she donned the now-iconic red bikini and unleashed a boner epidemic on the world.

    mmmmm…nubile wet Phoebe.

    I’M OFF TO SINGAPORE

    No updates from me this week. Unless i happen to stop by an internet cafe or something. Gonna be in Singapore till Friday so i’ll probably start posting again by this weekend, once i’m back. Till then, Angelbaby will be in charge. So go bug her for updates!

    But before i go, here’s some important information about fisting that you should absolutely know about.

    Lindsay Lohan

    Fresh off her wildly successful Firecrotch Rehab ’07 tour, Teh Lohan will be making an appearance in the April issue of GQ. You may have already seen the cover shot, but here are some decidedly lo res pics of the spread inside.

    My god…it’s full of freckles.

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    What’s up with the wrist bandage? Carpal tunnel from the constant handjobs finally catching up to her?

    KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE

    Honestly, i have NO idea who this chick is but here’s her sextape:

    Parts 1 – 4update: link dead

    Parts 5 – 8

    Update:

    More links:

    Full tape

    Mirror #1

    Mirror #2

    Tape info:

    She’s the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, the stepdaughter of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner and the bestfriend of Paris Hilton; he’s a best selling hip hop artist who has been linked with Lil’ Kim and most recently Whitney Houston – and when you see what he’s packing, you’ll know why. Now its Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the hottest celebrity DVD ever made… Kim Kardashian, Superstar…she makes Paris look like Mayberry!

    I haet you Quiznos

    Okay, is anyone else besides me totally SICK of seeing the following commercial?

    Would someone please give this dizzy bitch some meat already?

    Oh wells, I guess it could be worse. I should just be thankful they haven’t brought back the creepy rodent-things with the human teeth…

    o_O