“Sexiest Woman Alive.”

Scarlett FTW!

Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

The 21-year-old actress poses in come-hither garb on the cover and inside pages of the magazine’s November issue, on newsstands October 18.

On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.

Johansson, whose screen credits include “The Black Dahlia,” “Lost in Translation” and “Match Point,” says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.

“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.

She is no stranger to the paparazzi’s cameras, and once flashed a sign proclaiming, “the person taking this picture is harrassing me.”

“Apparently I spelled ‘harass’ wrong,” she recalls. “It was horrible. I couldn’t remember whether it was one ‘r’ or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two.”

Will post pics when they appear.


From: Rob
Date: Sep 29, 2006 12:23 PM
Subject: jojo

Do you think you could post those pics of jojo in a bikini again? You posted them for a day or two and next thing I know, they’re gone! Please! I can’t find those pics anywhere else! They were my absolute favorite too! If you can’t post them, could you at least e-mail them to me? PLEASE!!!


Dustin Diamond… sextape?

From the New York Daily News:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.

Preview of the tape here.

Ali Larter stripping on Heroes


No actual nudity but you get a nice look at her ass!

Hands up if you fapped to her in Varsity Blues.

I haven’t actually seen Heroes. Maybe i’ll Bittorrent it. Angelbaby says it’s good. Probably because Hayden Panettiere is in it. Yatta!?

In other news, i just finished watching The Triangle on DVD. Having never seen Catherine Bell in anything before (never watched JAG), and based on what i’ve seen of her in The Triangle, i have come to the conclusion that she is quite fap worthy.

Inspite of her having (somewhat) far-apart-boobs syndrome.

Verdict: Still fappable.