Selena Gomez

Yeah, I realize she’s too old for many of our readers, but Selena was looking quite lovely in her sessy black dress at the Billboard Music Awards this past weekend.

There were also pics taken of her kissing Bieber, but I didn’t want to subject anyone to those. I wonder who the girl is in that relationship?


She can juggle my balls anytime.

Actually no, i hate it when girls touch my balls. Girls don’t know what having balls feel like and thus, they probably think they can handle them anyway they want without causing hurt. WRONG!