Feels like it’s been forever since i last posted any Lacey Sha-bear pics on here.

These are some of the most recent ones.

Her cleavage teases my penis.

Back from Singapore that is. Look at what i’m boughted!!!!!!

Got myself a second guitar for Guitar Hero. So i’m all set for some two player face melting action once Guitar Hero 2 comes out.

Got an Archos AV500. Now i can have 100 gigs worth of porn on the go!

Got Every Extend Extra for PSP. It sort of like a suicide bomber version of Geometry Wars. You don’t shoot the enemies, you just blow yourself up to kill them. I don’t quite know how to describe the game but if you liked Lumines or Rez, you’ll probably like Every Extend Extra. It’s trippy and the music is good.

Got Syphon Filter Dark Mirror. The controls either suck or maybe i’m just not used to them. The PSP needs a second analog nub. What a piece of shit handheld. I hate the PSP. I hope it dies a Game Gear death.

DS > PSP. Fact.

Got Point Blank DS. I looooved this game back when it was on PS1. Two player light gun wifi DS battles ftw!

Got Dead Rising. It’s SOOOO good. Stupid save system though.

Got a bunch of DVDs too. Advent Children (sucks – but Tifa is so fucking hot in it, i just had to buy it), The Frighteners (rules), The Shawshank Redemption (rules) of course, the Deluxe Collector’s Edition DVD of the bestest movie of all time…

Titanic + my vagina = wet.

Saw this over at UK:RESISTANCE.

I chuckled.

By the way, i’m gonna be in Singapore till next week so excuse the lack of updates. In the meantime, here are some Jojo pics from last week’s TCAs.

PS: I am re-linking to this for no reason at all.

I showed Justin the cover of the September 2006 Maxim recently, and he said “yumb” so I figured that’s enough approval to post her pics here for all fubarians to enjoy and discuss.

Wow, it seems like it was only January of last year that Eva was Maxim’s covergirl. Either they must really like her (she has been #1 in their Hot 100 two years in a row), or Tony Parker is paying them a TON of money. Maybe they are just giving guys what they know guys want? Well, if you believe my good friend Smash, that’s not exactly the case…

According to him, there is a vast conspiracy by Maxim (along with the other “lad mags” like Stuff and FHM) to deny horny boys high-quality celeb booty shots for their fapping pleasure. And after Old broke it down for me by reviewing the various Maxim covers over the years, I must admit that there does seem to be some validity to his theory. I think there were something like 3 or 4 full-on butt shots in over 100 covers, and he says that things aren’t much different on the interior photo layouts. So what is going on here? Is this the policy of the magazine, or are ass-conscious celebs showing up to their shoots with contract riders that declare their posteriors verboten? Or can this ominous trend be distilled down to a simple mathematic equation…

boobs > booty ?

I think there needs to be a full Congressional Committee convened with Senate hearings and the whole nine yards until we get to the bottom (pardon the pun) of this!

ps. I left the tags on these images, I hope Justin doesn’t have a conniption… :O

Drunkenstepfather really hates fucking obnoxious URL tags on photographs Perez Hilton.

(Actually it is i that hates fucking obnoxious URL tags on photographs)

But hey, you wanna see something really funny?????

THAT’S RIGHT. ANOTHER SITE’S TAG ON A PICTURE THAT’S ALREADY TAGGED WHICH I MYSELF AM TAGGING TOO!

Fucking tags.

The rest of the Lohan pics can be seen here.

UPDATE: Goldenfiddle thinks tagging is dumb too.

It’s so round!

The biggest cocktease internet model of them all (Christina Model), finally gives us a good clear relatively unobscured look at her tits.

(via goldenfiddle)