There’s a lot of eye candy, too. Ricci spends most of the film either half naked or more than that, and it’s plain that she did a lot of work on her body to prepare for this part.

FTW.

Joblo has a clip up of Ricci getting nailed by Justin Timberlake. Check it out.

Previous Black Snake Moan posts for your perusal here.

Holy shit!

I haven’t seen them looking this good since i fapped to them in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer!

Predict Jojo’s career path!

Outcome 1: The way of Christina?

Outcome 2: The way of Mandy?

Outcome 3: The way of Britney?

I tried looking for more information on (Princess?) Leelee’s supposed royal blood by Googling “leelee sobieski royal blood” and my own fucking website came up as the first result! That’s not very useful now is it?!?!

I’m looking forward to this flick. Just to see if can one up the first one. Torture movies FTW!

Here’s one of the posters they had up at the New York Comic-Con.

FAP……?

“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.” – Tyra Banks

AB UPDATE: Now you can watch Tyra get to second base with McPheever!

FACT: Jessica Biel has the best body (and booty) in Hollywood.

Shame that this dress doesn’t do it justice!

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-

I think. I love. This video.

Three best lines?

He’s a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He’s a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He’s a one stop shop, with a real big *uhh*

Oh. My. 😮

Christina > Avril

fact.

I think. I love. This video.

Note to self: Buy Avril’s third album when it comes out (April 17th!!!)

PS: Bonus points for this song being on the Burnout Dominator (?!?!!) soundtrack.

This is probably because she invented punk.

EA UNVEILS EXPLOSIVE SOUNDTRACK FOR BURNOUT DOMINATOR
Soundtrack Headlined by the World Premiere of Avril Lavigne’s New Track “Girlfriend”

CHERTSEY, UK. – February 23, 2007 – Electronic Arts (NASAQ: ERTS) today announced the complete soundtrack for its upcoming racing game, Burnoutâ„¢ Dominator. Celebrating speed and attitude, the soundtrack features 33 tracks from today’s hottest artists, including the world premiere of Avril Lavigne’s new track “Girlfriend”. Burnout Dominator is released on March 23rd for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system.

WHAT. NO XBOX 360 VERSION?

Still getting it though. Loves me some Burnout. And Avril.

Full Burnout Dominator press release and song list here.

Not too many hot chicks on American Idol this year. Nevertheless, some topless pics of top 24 contestant, Antonella Barba, have turned up on the internets.

Don’t get your hopes up too high. The topless pics are of the ‘cocktease’ variety.