Remember when Kiki used to be hawt? Anyone??

Well, this music video by McG hearkens back to those days of wet-blouse, upside-down Spidey kisses.

Thx to Dex for bringing this funness to my attention, so that I could bring it to yours.

Moar bikini pics from the set of AnnaSophia’s next movie.

Now with less nub!

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the job of misting AnnaSophia down with water was given to an old lady.

Those of you watching the Battlestar Galactica prequel series, Caprica, will recognize Alessandra as the teenage mother of the Cylon race.

In their February issue, British FHM calls her “the new Hayden Panettiere”. I don’t know about that, but she does look younger than her age.

In a recent interview on Wired.com, Alessandra discusses being a precocious loli:

Wired.com: Now, at age 22, you’re being seen everywhere on these racy Caprica posters. Were you comfortable doing the shoot?

Torresani: I’m a free spirit. I was walking around topless in a thong for the whole photo shoot. They had a closed set and I’m like, “Oh, hi, come on in!” I was the child who would leave school and take her clothes off the second I got into the house. I made my mom buy me lingerie when I was 5 years old. I was a sicko. My mother must have been mortified.

Wired.com: You’ve always been interested in attention?

Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

Yeah, lulz for everyone. Here’s a funny little video…

PINK WIG FTW

Due to popular demand (and a good deal of whining), here’s the bikini-clad Miss Robb on the set of her upcoming movie, Soul Surfer. The other girl is Lorraine Nicholson, 19-year old daughter of Jack.

In case you’re wondering what the deal is with the funny green arm sock, 16-year old AnnaSophia is playing Bethany Hamilton, who was just 13 when a 15-foot tiger shark om nom nom’d her left arm off just below the shoulder while she was surfing in Hawaii.

Thanks to the contributing commenters who pointed out that these pics were out there, and for all you “egotastic had these days ago” fags…suck it.

It’s been almost a year since we’ve seen teh Hathaboobs on the site, so thankfully the March issue of British GQ gives us an excuse to bring them back.

We might be seeing more of Anne in the near future as she has two movies coming out fairly close together, Valentine’s Day this month and Alice in Wonderland next month.

And yes, these pics have annoying tags on them, but they are still higher quality than the magazine scans that can be found on other sites.