Of that scene. You know the one.

Get it while it’s still up. You can find it over here too for the time being.

19.7 meg .avi clip.

here are some rules for you horny little fubarbs:

1. If you meet a person at a party/bar/social gathering with alcohol and hook up with said person within the next 24 hours, it was a hook up.

2. If you meet a person at a party/bar/social gathering with alcohol and you dig them in a iwanttodomorethanjusthookupwithyou sort of way, do NOT hook up with said person within the next 24 hours.

3. If you plan on hooking up with someone, don’t EVER expect it to be more than that.

4. If it IS more than that, you should inform the other party involved BEFORE you hook up.

5. If it BECOMES more than that after hookuping� either keep your mouth shut and just enjoy the play, or come clean to partner.

6. Parties involved in random hook ups are not to get jealous or possessive of said hook up partner.

7. If one party becomes jealous/possessive, walk away. quickly.

8. They are called RANDOM hook ups for a reason. When/if one or both parties want to stop the hookuping� that is the end of it. PERIOD.

9. If you think you are DATING and not just HOOKING UP, then you should be able to discuss this openly with other party involved.

10. If every time you hang out you hook up and/or only hang out in order to hook up� you are NOT dating. You are hookuping.

11. If you want more that just a hook up, don’t lie and say all you want to do is have fun.

12. If you are happy and comfortable with yourself and being single� stop obsessing and bitching about guys hitting on you.

13. If you cannot hook up with a person without becoming attached to said person� DO NOT FUCKING HOOK UP WITH THEM AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY YOU.

21/12/03 3:24 AM
trojanman2092: is this averal levine

You know, i probably shouldn’t encourage the fact that i *might* be Avril Lavigne on my AIM info. But hey, it amuses me.

Since this is post up crap that’s old day, i just realized that i actually sort of reposted that Jeanne story without even realizing that i’d done that before. Albeit it was a whole lot meatier and it included a story about this psycho stalker i once had which i was telling Nikki about earlier tonight. Oh i went out with ‘the girls’ again tonight for dinner. Then the four of us hung out at my place for a bit.

Nikki looked good (as usual)*.

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I don’t normally take stupid online quizzes because i think they’re gay and fucking girly (kind of like me really) but this quiz is just too cool. And besides, it’d be interesting to find out which one of you are really fucking pedos.

Me? I’m just a…

• Whoops!

It’s probably old. And if it is, then i suck.

The pic. Not the nipple.

Genius.

Pure genius.

TehBubba: would you give a guy a blowjob for a billion dollars?
psykotik2k: of course
TehBubba: oh my god…fag

sm4shy: i would too
sm4shy: shit i’d do it for a million
psykotik2k: fag

Yeah. I’d do the fat Renee.

Personally, i always thought that Jerry Maguire Renee was the best Renee. But between Bridget Jones Renee and Chicago Renee, i’d do Bridget Jones Renee. Potato face notwithstanding.

I wonder how she made all that weight go into her breasts…

Her nipples kinda look like her eyes.

• Christina Ricci 1
• Christina Ricci 2
• Christina Ricci 3
• Christina Ricci 4
• Christina Ricci 5
• Christina Ricci 6

Update:

pangwinking: what movie is christina naked in?
sm4shy: prozac nation
sm4shy: don’t you read?
pangwinking: er…no

What a tard.

Hey buddy, let me tell you what that is. It’s motherfucking SPS baby. Otherwise known as Skanky Panty Syndrome. And i feel your pain. It’s well documented over here. I suggest you NOT go down on her if you see that shit on her undergarments. Avoid it like the bubonic plague (unless if you’re like me and you’re willing to please your woman even though she’s going to taste like piss and vinegar).

Now this may not seem like anything to you guys but i personally find it highly highly amusing. And i’m sure that some of you other Bruneian bloggers that read my site will find this at least somewhat amusing.

You see, i actually know this girl. Hell, there’s even like about 2 weeks of posts decidated to her on this site from way back in the year 2000 (when my posts used to be much more bloggier and suckier. now they’re just plain sucky).

It’s a little known fact that i tend to do really really stupid things sometimes right around times when i’m about to leave someplace. Like before leaving the country or switching schools or something. Jeanne was this hot new chick at school that pretty much everyone had their eye on. Just so happened that i happened to be in the right place at the right time for me to get closer to her. It’s all well documented if you start reading for about two weeks or so starting from Tuesday, the 18th of July, year 2000. Actually you know what? Shit, don’t read any of that crap. My site really sucked back then plus i sound really gay.

But anyhow, yeah, with about 2 week left before i was set to leave JIS, i figured what the hell. I’ll just try to mack on the hottest chick in school just for publicity. Now i have no idea why she even went along with it (i mean come on, this is ME we’re talking about, why would ANYONE wanna give me the time of day is beyond me. but hey, she did and while she was pretty nice and all, she wasn’t exactly the type of person you’d want to have as a girlfriend. I mean come on, this pretty much says it all:

So yeah, we were essentially just ‘playing’ each other without either one of us really knowing it. It was fun while it lasted.

Note: i never actually did get anywhere with her. not even a kiss on the cheek or anything like that. so it was fairly innocent and it wasn’t like i was taking advantage of her. it’s not something i would do. but hot damn i wish i did. haha. considering how she’s apparently…

…now.

Here’s a picture of her.

Okay so it’s a pretty shitty picture but goddamn, she was really hot back then in real life. Have no idea what she looks like now though. Anyone of you Bruneian bloggers have any dirt of her?

I once heard this story about how she got really pissed at her boyfriend one time for cumming on her and she made him lick his own cum off of her. And then she made him sleep on the streets. Or something like that. I know for sure that at least half of that story is true in one form or another. Last i heard she was a groupie for this well known local band here in Brunei.

Oh no wait. Not a groupie. A ‘Band Aid’.

(Thank you Cameron Crowe)

Anyhow, if anything, there’s at least ONE person out there who thinks Jeanne is…

… and i’m kind of interested in how she got to be that way (even though i sort of already know she’s kind of like that because she once actually told me that she was a ‘bad’ girl on the phone). If you’ve got any dirt, go ahead and post anonymously in the comments if you want.

A little plug for two of the more tolerable Bruneian blog sites out there because frankly, most of them are fucking shitty. *which i actually ranted about in an as of yet unpublished post which i’ve been sitting on for the past year and a half now that includes a chatlog of me and Edo, the grandaddies of the Bruneian blog – e/n scene. the only reason why i never posted it up because 1) it’s a really self serving egotistical history of FUBAR kind of post and because 2) who really gives a shit about all of that anyway.

If you want the best (of the worst) in Bruneian blog sites like mine, you best just stick to FUBAR. There’s a reason why i don’t link to other Bruneian sites. It’s because they all suck (just like mine but mine just sucks less).

And yes, Brunei is small enough to have THE FIRST EVER E/N BLOG SITE (mine) and just ONE…

Because just like FUBAR, there is no other. Unless of course i’m just wrong (which i never am. goddamn, i rule so much).

(just like apple)

We rule.

• shitload
• fluky

It’s good to be king.

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*mind if i feed my ego just a bit? i haven’t done so in quite a while. it’s hungry.