Katy’s mom is most definitely NOT PLEASED with the whole “I Kissed A Girl” thing.

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Mrs. Perry, you’re probably gonna want to avoid looking at these pics of your little girl…

Why don’t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

Boo. 🙁

The Hottie Formerly Known as The Block sure is looking tasty these days.

Dressing slutty to buy groceries or grab a cup of coffee is always appreciated.

Thanks, Hilary. ^_^

Keeley’s new “lingerie” calendar for 2009 was unveiled this past week.

Hawt.

The Ubermilf, her hubby and baby Honor Marie have been enjoying the sun and fun down in Los Cabos for the better part of a week now, and Jess has been the target of telephoto lenses pretty much every day.

I said it once, and I’ll say it again. The shape this girl is in less than 4 months after giving birth is incredible. In fact, I’m no longer sure she was actually pregnant to begin with. It’s possible the entire thing was Hollywood special effects and she just adopted. Either that, or she’s got one hell of a personal trainer. Let’s just hope she keeps some of the curves.

Apparently Anne Hathaway loves to take it in the butt.

“In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy Get Smart star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.”

How about it Angelbaby? kekeke. Anne Hathaway approves.

FACT: Angelbaby disapproves of buttsex -_-

Here’s Hayden from the Emmys on Sunday.

Who’s that presenting with her? O_O

Wow, J. Love totally got skinny again. Look at that tiny little waist!

However, it appears the weight loss has also robbed her of two of her natural assets. To bad yep to bad.

I scream, you scream…

…we all scream for Mackie suggestively eating a cone of chocolate ice cream.

Yumb.

Speaking of virgins…here’s Selena at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last week.

You know it’s true, ’cause she wears a purity ring. And she’s only 16. Good enough for me!

ps. Ignore the pics of Selena and BFF Demi Lovato in their black bikinis earlier this summer. That’s just girls bein’ girls. ^_^

pps. Do we perhaps need a post featuring Demi in the future?

Anyone interested in popping the cherry on a vacuous twenty-something California girl, go ahead and get your bid in now. It’ll only cost you somewhere north of a quarter-million bucks and a plane ticket to Nevada.

wee I’m a whore.

“The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life,” Dylan told CBS13. “I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.”

Um…okay, sure.

Since both Justin and Angelbaby prefer boobs over butts, I’m left to ask the masses this question:

When rating booty, which ass is better? Wide? or Deep?

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